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Gorgeous George and the Zigzag Zit-faced Zombies
Sneezing, sniffing, snoring and snots! Zombies, zebras and zits!
A chemical experiment by the military has gone wrong and the toxins are now airborne. The pupils of Little Pumpington primary school are breathing in the gas and their behaviour is becoming bonkers.
Do you still pick your nose? Do you sit next to someone in school who stills picks their nose? Do they eat it, even in secret, underneath their hand when they think no one else is watching? The Little Pumpington nose-pickers are taking over the school and their own bogies are not enough any more; they need to eat everybody else’s too.
These psychotic snot-zombies are on the rampage, feasting on the nostril contents of the entire town and the army will do nothing to prevent them.
Can Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny find a cure before the military decide to blow up the school? With the help of Grandpa Jock, Ben and Barbara and a box full of the tissues, they must stop the snot-zombies biting their booger-crusted fingernails to the bone.
Parents will not be able to read this book. This book is for strong-stomached children only so no wimps need apply. This is last taboo known to mankind and way beyond the comprehension of adults. The older you are, the yuckier this book will be. You have been warned!
Must.....have....bogiieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Gorgeous George and the ZigZag Zit-face Zombies is the another brilliant book in the Gorgeous George series
A chemical experiment by the military has gone wrong and the toxins are now airborne. The pupils of Little Pumpington primary school are breathing in the gas and their behaviour is becoming bonkers.
Do you still pick your nose? Do you sit next to someone in school who stills picks their nose? Do they eat it, even in secret, underneath their hand when they think no one else is watching? The Little Pumpington nose-pickers are taking over the school and their own bogies are not enough any more; they need to eat everybody else’s too.
These psychotic snot-zombies are on the rampage, feasting on the nostril contents of the entire town and the army will do nothing to prevent them.
Can Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny find a cure before the military decide to blow up the school? With the help of Grandpa Jock, Ben and Barbara and a box full of the tissues, they must stop the snot-zombies biting their booger-crusted fingernails to the bone.
Parents will not be able to read this book. This book is for strong-stomached children only so no wimps need apply. This is last taboo known to mankind and way beyond the comprehension of adults. The older you are, the yuckier this book will be. You have been warned!
Must.....have....bogiieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Gorgeous George and the ZigZag Zit-face Zombies is the another brilliant book in the Gorgeous George series
127 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 11, 2015
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About the author
Stuart Reid
13 books2 followersStuart Reid is an award winning children’s writing talent who is rapidly growing in stature. Gorgeous George & The Giant Geriatric Generator (illustrated by Calvin Innes) was his first book and also the first in the Gorgeous George series. The book picked up the Forward National Literature Award 2012 for Middle Grade Fiction. The follow up, Gorgeous George & The ZigZag Zit-Faced Zombies was released in January 2013 and enjoyed a unique launch with dozens of schools across the UK taking part in Snot Zombie Fun Days, designed to promote reading and literacy.
Stuart is one of the busiest children’s authors around having embarked on a full time book reading tour in August 2011, appearing at between 5 and 10 schools a week. So far he has read to quarter of a million children, and presented at over 2,000 schools, book stores and venues. He has presented at the London Book Fair and is performing every day for a month during 2013 Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Stuart is a member of the Society of Authors and is a member of The Scottish Book Trust.
The Wigtown Book Festival described him as : “Absolutely Brilliant!”
Stuart has been married for nearly twenty years. He has two children, a superman outfit and a spiky haircut.
Stuart is one of the busiest children’s authors around. His current book reading tour has seen him reading to over 250,000 children throughout the world, including book events in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, India, Hong Kong and Australia.
Stuart’s uniquely entertaining readings are wild, wacky, crude, rude and hilariously fun for everyone involved. There are plenty of bogies, farts and false teeth flying. And because he talks to little people a lot, he has developed the ‘Ninja Signing Stance’, in order to come down to their eye level.
Stuart is one of the busiest children’s authors around having embarked on a full time book reading tour in August 2011, appearing at between 5 and 10 schools a week. So far he has read to quarter of a million children, and presented at over 2,000 schools, book stores and venues. He has presented at the London Book Fair and is performing every day for a month during 2013 Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
Stuart is a member of the Society of Authors and is a member of The Scottish Book Trust.
The Wigtown Book Festival described him as : “Absolutely Brilliant!”
Stuart has been married for nearly twenty years. He has two children, a superman outfit and a spiky haircut.
Stuart is one of the busiest children’s authors around. His current book reading tour has seen him reading to over 250,000 children throughout the world, including book events in Dubai, Abu Dhabi, India, Hong Kong and Australia.
Stuart’s uniquely entertaining readings are wild, wacky, crude, rude and hilariously fun for everyone involved. There are plenty of bogies, farts and false teeth flying. And because he talks to little people a lot, he has developed the ‘Ninja Signing Stance’, in order to come down to their eye level.
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