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Eldritch Horrors: How to Survive Them
You are about to make a terrible decision.
Hi. I'm Connor.
Unfortunately Jason insisted I write the product description because apparently I am "the narrator" and "part of the experience." Very rude considering this is clearly my book.
Inside you will find ten documented encounters with entities that absolutely do not care about your wellbeing.
A creature that steals voices.
A train that never wants you to leave.
A thing in the woods that hunts you after dark.
A looping apartment complex where too many copies of yourself can become a serious problem.
A library where reality quietly starts falling apart.
And much worse.
Fortunately I have compiled a complete survival guide to help you avoid panic, make smart decisions, and dramatically increase your odds of not dying horribly.
Probably.
Just remember a few important
Do not trust everything you see.
Do not trust everything you hear.
Do not trust every rule.
DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE MIMIC.
Seriously.
Whether you're a fan of cosmic horror, survival horror, dark comedy, or watching ordinary people make increasingly questionable decisions, Eldritch How to Survive Them contains everything you need.
Except therapy.
You will probably need therapy.
- Connor
Hi. I'm Connor.
Unfortunately Jason insisted I write the product description because apparently I am "the narrator" and "part of the experience." Very rude considering this is clearly my book.
Inside you will find ten documented encounters with entities that absolutely do not care about your wellbeing.
A creature that steals voices.
A train that never wants you to leave.
A thing in the woods that hunts you after dark.
A looping apartment complex where too many copies of yourself can become a serious problem.
A library where reality quietly starts falling apart.
And much worse.
Fortunately I have compiled a complete survival guide to help you avoid panic, make smart decisions, and dramatically increase your odds of not dying horribly.
Probably.
Just remember a few important
Do not trust everything you see.
Do not trust everything you hear.
Do not trust every rule.
DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE MIMIC.
Seriously.
Whether you're a fan of cosmic horror, survival horror, dark comedy, or watching ordinary people make increasingly questionable decisions, Eldritch How to Survive Them contains everything you need.
Except therapy.
You will probably need therapy.
- Connor
284 pages, Paperback
Published May 21, 2026
About the author
Jason Barat
8 booksJason Barat is an independent author and the creator of Curious Tales Books.
His work blends science fiction, horror, fantasy, and humor, drawing inspiration from authors such as Douglas Adams, Orson Scott Card, Jules Verne, and Michael Crichton. Influenced by everything from Doctor Who and Star Trek to DOOM and Diablo, Jason enjoys exploring big ideas, strange worlds, and the people who find themselves caught in the middle of them.
He began writing as the creator of the cryptocurrency blog BlogCoinz before publishing Curious Tales Vol. 1 in 2023. Since then, he has continued building stories that range from cosmic horror and time travel to heartfelt character-driven adventures.
When he's not writing, Jason enjoys hockey, board games, video games, and spending time with his family.
You can learn more about his books at curioustalesbooks.com.
His work blends science fiction, horror, fantasy, and humor, drawing inspiration from authors such as Douglas Adams, Orson Scott Card, Jules Verne, and Michael Crichton. Influenced by everything from Doctor Who and Star Trek to DOOM and Diablo, Jason enjoys exploring big ideas, strange worlds, and the people who find themselves caught in the middle of them.
He began writing as the creator of the cryptocurrency blog BlogCoinz before publishing Curious Tales Vol. 1 in 2023. Since then, he has continued building stories that range from cosmic horror and time travel to heartfelt character-driven adventures.
When he's not writing, Jason enjoys hockey, board games, video games, and spending time with his family.
You can learn more about his books at curioustalesbooks.com.
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