What do you think?
Rate this book


Audible Audio
Published May 26, 2026
“I’m the least cool person in the world.”
Alfie grinned again[…] “You’re at a Sword & Flame tournament in a fucking suit and harness, you paint minis to a god-tier level, you work in a funeral home, and you know people who do MyFans. And you have gorgeous make-up and nails, don’t think I didn’t see them.” He winked. “Like it or not, you’re the coolest person in this whole damn hotel.”