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350 pages, Hardcover
First published October 7, 2025
⋆˚꩜。 ❛𝑏𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 '𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑖 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑦 (𝑚𝑚-𝑚𝑚)
𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑒
𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒
𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑, ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒?
𝑖 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑒 (𝑚𝑚-𝑚𝑚)
𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙
𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑖 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑎 𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑏𝑒ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟𝑠 ❜ ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚𝄞
"Margot’s warning returns. He’s different in the woods. She’s right. He’s terrifying."
"It's brutal. Degrading. Obscene.
I fucking love it."
⟡“I wiggle and thrash, hoping he thinks I’m trying to escape. Oh no, help, not the sexy lumberjack lawyer. Not his magic fingers. Ahhhhh.”
⟡“Can a pussy purr? Because mine is right now. If she had her way, I’d backflip out of this tree, stick the landing, and ask Shane to finish what he started last night.”
⟡“Right now, I feel like a bottle of Diet Coke someone dropped three Mentos in and re-capped. If this man doesn’t start moving, I’m going to fizz all over myself.”
⟡“but I’m also going to have to figure out how to decondition myself. Spending the rest of my life getting wet every time I smell bug spray is not ideal.”
⟡“So I called the first professional I had hunted and hired her to give me a sex refresher course—making it clear that this would not be a “hands-on” teaching experience. She showed up with a silicone vagina and a few books, and I took detailed notes. While it’s nice to hear the crash course was a wise investment, there’s no good way to tell Claire that I fingered a fake pussy to build an arsenal of techniques to try on her.”
⟡“Turning over, I open my nightstand, feeling around until my fingers close on a small metal tube. Claire’s lipstick. It’s half-used, the circle sticker on the bottom starting to peel. As I roll the tube back and forth between my forefinger and thumb, I think back to the day I acquired it. Back when I was trying to figure out the best way to finagle a no-strings-attached sexual relationship with Claire that she might consider.”