John Waters, for those not familiar (possibly by design), is a twisted indie filmmaker from Baltimore whose infamous work includes Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Multiple Maniacs and Peckers, made with many of the same actors. Those are among his most out-there films. I've seen three of four I listed and they're definitely different, innovative and memorable. Divine was divine. Edith the Egg Lady still haunts my dreams. That scene with Surfin' Bird: [redacted].
He went on to make mainstream films Polyester (the only movie made in Smell-O-Vision, which really was!, and how I wish I'd seen it weekly just to collect the cards), Serial Mom and Hairspray.
He's the son of loving parents who, by virtue of being a happy and strange human, had a happy and strange childhood in Baltimore -- where he still lives and has made all his films. He touches upon it often in the book. He's a gay icon, a natural comedian, loveable and apt -- as he does in this book sometimes but not nearly as much as in his films -- to go a bit far for most people. I can never unsee bits of Pink Flamingos: we were young, we were in New York, it was at the midnight movies so it was Cool, we were grossed out and we had fun. More than once. And yes, Divine really did do that at the end. William Burroughs dubbed him "The Pope of Trash" and John Waters loves it. He does live shows, had an episode of The Simpsons written around him, is a serious art collector, and volunteers with prisoners.
What I didn't know about John Waters is he writes books. This is one of several, and I'm grateful to Violeta for her review of this which put it on my radar. Anything offensive, uninteresting or not fun or funny is of course all mine and in fact incompatible with the Violeta I know of on Goodreads.
He's very funny and glib and the book often reads like stand-up. Chapters include ones on idols Johnny Mathis and Tennessee Williams; fashion designer Rei Kawakubo (not a designer I paid much attention to but my favorite chapter); his art collection; five favorite novels (he owns over eight thousand books); and what he'd do if he was a cult leader as opposed to a cult filmmaker.
And there's the chapter on gay fetish porn filmmakers including the one who paid Marines to [redacted] and sometimes [redacted], causing a scandal at Camp Pendleton, and another who specialized in [redacted]. There were more; I bailed on that chapter. As John Waters might say, it could be your favorite!
Appetizers:
Fashion is very important to me. My “look” for the last twenty years or so has been “disaster at the dry cleaners.” I shop in reverse. When I can afford to buy a new outfit, something has to be wrong with it. Purposely wrong. Comme des Garçons (like some boys) is my favorite line of clothing, designed by the genius fashion dictator Rei Kawakubo. She specializes in clothes that are torn, crooked, permanently wrinkled, ill-fitting, and expensive. What used to be called “seconds” (clothes that were on sale in bargain basements of department stores because of accidental irregularities) is now called “couture.”
Ms. Kawakubo’s reviews have mostly been brilliant but the bad ones make me prouder to wear her clothes: “unwearable,” “post-atomic,” “that shrunken, hopeless look,” “as threadbare and disheveled as Salvation Army rejects,” and, best of all, “fashion is having a nervous breakdown.” “I’m always more or less annoying,” Kawakubo admitted to Judith Thurman in a revealing 2005 New Yorker profile. Wearing what Ms. Thurman describes as “Rei’s favorite accessory—a dour expression."
I’m a model in Paris. Don Knotts meets Mahogany.
I remember thinking it was strange that all the straight guys in the audience would cheer gay Peaches onstage with the Upsetters, but then beat him up after the show. Already I was learning how confusing show business could be.
Like all avid readers, I sob about the death of my favorite bookshops in each city I visit, but I’m secretly thrilled at how easy and cheap it is to order from Amazon.com.
Want to go further in your advanced search for snobbish, elitist, literary wit? Of course you do, but I should warn you, you’ll have to work for it. Try reading any novel by Ivy Compton-Burnett. She was English, looked exactly like the illustration on the Old Maid card, never had sex even once, and wrote twenty dark, hilarious, evil little novels...
...as soon as you realize you aren’t concentrating, not paying enough attention, BANG! A great line will hit you right between the eyes and give you the intellectual shivers..That Ivy! She was a real laff-riot. Her last spoken words before death? “Leave me alone.” I have to. I have all twenty of her novels and I’ve read nineteen. If I read the one that is left there will be no more Ivy Compton-Burnett for me and I will probably have to die myself.
The whole event was like a transplanted New Yorker cartoon.
Yves Klein may have used the naked bodies of women as paintbrushes, but here Cy [Twombly] appears to have imagined painting with the hacked-off limb of an intruder who interrupted his painting by asking a stupid question about “drips” or how long it actually took to create these works.
Just start hollering out nonsense words and I guarantee your mood will improve. Cinematic speaking in tongues is even more satisfying. Try “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” in Pig Latin.