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“Hilarious, clever, and heartfelt, Bless This Hot Mess never misses a beat. Charlie David’s writing is witty, clever, and quippy, making a vastly entertaining read. The strongest element of Bless This Hot Mess lies within its distinctive writing style. Smart, humorous wordplay drives much of the novel, while an original soundtrack gives the story an inventive, interactive dimension. Charlie David’s ability to layer energetic camp with thought-provoking questions of faith and identity demonstrates an incredibly impressive command of tone.”
“Big laughs, bigger heart, and just the right amount of 90’s nostalgia—Bless This Hot Mess is pure fun. This book sings, (Literally!)”
— USA Today Bestselling Author Ella Frank
“A fresh, funny take on love, faith, and finding your place—messy, meaningful, and totally entertaining.”
— USA Today Bestselling Author Brooke Blaine
"Bless This Hot Mess is a book filled with joy, love and toe-tapping fun. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a song in your heart."
— Felice Stevens, Lambda Literary Award-winning author
“Charlie David's voice is irreverent, affectionate, and fiercely self-aware with a deep, abiding belief in the power of community. The entire cast crackles with charm in the bracing comic stylings of the author, a clever Canuck who mines this terrain for heavenly metal. Why isn't this already greenlit as a TV series, like, yesterday? Why hasn't Netflix hired Cheyenne Jackson and Rebel Wilson, and rushed this into production in Hollywood North? Tick tock, bitches.”
— Damon Suede, Author of Hot Head
SOUNDTRACK. WAIT...IS THIS A BOOK? OR A MUSICAL?
Make this story interactive! Find the Bless This Hot Mess soundtrack on all major music storefronts including Spotify, Apple, Amazon, YouTube and more. Read, listen and sing along. '90s nostalgia never sounded so good.
SYNOPSIS (Buckle-up Buttercup!)
Hilarious, campy, musical and moving, this book provokes you to ponder: If I steal a few hearts, can I still get into Heaven?
When a failing radio station’s morning show starts stealing, sampling and remixing ‘90s pop songs in a Hail Mary attempt at attracting an audience, virtuous virgin Japheth is forced to team up with Rino, a dangerously charming Italian car dealership heir with advertiser dollars to spend and maybe-mafia vibes, and their enemies-to-lovers romance threatens to become the station’s biggest scandal and its only salvation.
At WWJD Radio in Greater Napanee, salvation is off script. The phones are ringing off the hook, the fax machine is spitting out cease-and-desist letters from every boy band of the ’90s, and Trinity, the trio of accidental evangelists, are stealing pop songs “for the Lord.”
There’s Rebekkah; the breathless true believer who, though 30, still refers to herself as an ingénue. Her best friend Japheth; virtuous and still virginal. Ronald: poly, pan, and building an ark in his backyard.
Together with Carrington (part receptionist, part stylist, part chaos incarnate), Suwarna (HR, in charge of keeping her new station owner alive and not ‘disappeared’), and everyone's new boss, Emma-Lou (an heiress with a talent for panic and bangs that weren’t her idea) they’re keeping WWJD barely afloat.
Until it burns down. Literally.
Their only shot at salvation comes from Rino Ferrari: a devastatingly charming Italian car-dealership heir with too much money, too many secrets, and maybe a little mafia energy. Unfortunately for Japheth (romantic mess and professional overthinker), Rino is also the last person he wants to need… and the first person he can’t stop thinking about.
As scandal, suspicion, and undeniable chemistry collide, Japheth and Rino tumble from enemies to lovers in a rom-com where faith is flexible, temptation is tailored, and the guy you’re supposed to hate is the one who makes you feel alive.
Is local car dealer Rino Ferrari a mobster, or just a surprisingly generous Christian with body bags of money to give away? Why did Emma-Lou’s parents really “disappear” in the Bermuda Triangle? And will Trinity rebuild a new station on a floating ark, or sell out to dirty money for fame, tote bags, and a studio album?
Outrageously funny, shockingly tender, and just heretical enough, Bless This Hot Mess will jump-start your heart.
“Hilarious, clever, and heartfelt, Bless This Hot Mess never misses a beat. Charlie David’s writing is witty, clever, and quippy, making a vastly entertaining read. The strongest element of Bless This Hot Mess lies within its distinctive writing style. Smart, humorous wordplay drives much of the novel, while an original soundtrack gives the story an inventive, interactive dimension. Charlie David’s ability to layer energetic camp with thought-provoking questions of faith and identity demonstrates an incredibly impressive command of tone.”
“Big laughs, bigger heart, and just the right amount of 90’s nostalgia—Bless This Hot Mess is pure fun. This book sings, (Literally!)”
— USA Today Bestselling Author Ella Frank
“A fresh, funny take on love, faith, and finding your place—messy, meaningful, and totally entertaining.”
— USA Today Bestselling Author Brooke Blaine
"Bless This Hot Mess is a book filled with joy, love and toe-tapping fun. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a song in your heart."
— Felice Stevens, Lambda Literary Award-winning author
“Charlie David's voice is irreverent, affectionate, and fiercely self-aware with a deep, abiding belief in the power of community. The entire cast crackles with charm in the bracing comic stylings of the author, a clever Canuck who mines this terrain for heavenly metal. Why isn't this already greenlit as a TV series, like, yesterday? Why hasn't Netflix hired Cheyenne Jackson and Rebel Wilson, and rushed this into production in Hollywood North? Tick tock, bitches.”
— Damon Suede, Author of Hot Head
SOUNDTRACK. WAIT...IS THIS A BOOK? OR A MUSICAL?
Make this story interactive! Find the Bless This Hot Mess soundtrack on all major music storefronts including Spotify, Apple, Amazon, YouTube and more. Read, listen and sing along. '90s nostalgia never sounded so good.
SYNOPSIS (Buckle-up Buttercup!)
Hilarious, campy, musical and moving, this book provokes you to ponder: If I steal a few hearts, can I still get into Heaven?
When a failing radio station’s morning show starts stealing, sampling and remixing ‘90s pop songs in a Hail Mary attempt at attracting an audience, virtuous virgin Japheth is forced to team up with Rino, a dangerously charming Italian car dealership heir with advertiser dollars to spend and maybe-mafia vibes, and their enemies-to-lovers romance threatens to become the station’s biggest scandal and its only salvation.
At WWJD Radio in Greater Napanee, salvation is off script. The phones are ringing off the hook, the fax machine is spitting out cease-and-desist letters from every boy band of the ’90s, and Trinity, the trio of accidental evangelists, are stealing pop songs “for the Lord.”
There’s Rebekkah; the breathless true believer who, though 30, still refers to herself as an ingénue. Her best friend Japheth; virtuous and still virginal. Ronald: poly, pan, and building an ark in his backyard.
Together with Carrington (part receptionist, part stylist, part chaos incarnate), Suwarna (HR, in charge of keeping her new station owner alive and not ‘disappeared’), and everyone's new boss, Emma-Lou (an heiress with a talent for panic and bangs that weren’t her idea) they’re keeping WWJD barely afloat.
Until it burns down. Literally.
Their only shot at salvation comes from Rino Ferrari: a devastatingly charming Italian car-dealership heir with too much money, too many secrets, and maybe a little mafia energy. Unfortunately for Japheth (romantic mess and professional overthinker), Rino is also the last person he wants to need… and the first person he can’t stop thinking about.
As scandal, suspicion, and undeniable chemistry collide, Japheth and Rino tumble from enemies to lovers in a rom-com where faith is flexible, temptation is tailored, and the guy you’re supposed to hate is the one who makes you feel alive.
Is local car dealer Rino Ferrari a mobster, or just a surprisingly generous Christian with body bags of money to give away? Why did Emma-Lou’s parents really “disappear” in the Bermuda Triangle? And will Trinity rebuild a new station on a floating ark, or sell out to dirty money for fame, tote bags, and a studio album?
Outrageously funny, shockingly tender, and just heretical enough, Bless This Hot Mess will jump-start your heart.
- GenresM M RomanceHumor
442 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 11, 2026
About the author
Charlie David
78 books147 followersCharlie David is the author of the novels Mulligans, Bless This Hot Mess, Fatal FX, Shadowlands, and Boy Midflight—works that blend heartfelt storytelling with wit, honesty, and emotional resonance.
Mulligans was adapted into a feature film distributed by Warner Bros., HBO Canada, Sundance Channel, Hollywood Suite, and MTV/LOGO, while Shadowlands became a TV miniseries now streaming on Amazon Prime in 14 languages worldwide.
Through these adaptations, Charlie’s fiction has reached a broad international audience, establishing him as a distinctive voice in books and screen storytelling.
Beyond his novels, Charlie has written, directed, and produced more than a hundred hours of television, earning twenty-two nominations for the Canadian Screen Awards and winning eleven Telly Awards for excellence in digital and broadcast media.
As an in-demand audiobook narrator for publishers, authors and Audible Studios, he has voiced over 80 books. His YouTube channel, We Make Love Stories, ranks among the top 2,000 globally with over 345,000 subscribers, and has cultivated a vibrant community around 2SLGBTQ+ narratives.
Whether on the page, screen, or digital platforms, Charlie’s work consistently champions stories of identity, love, and resilience with both humour and heart.
Mulligans was adapted into a feature film distributed by Warner Bros., HBO Canada, Sundance Channel, Hollywood Suite, and MTV/LOGO, while Shadowlands became a TV miniseries now streaming on Amazon Prime in 14 languages worldwide.
Through these adaptations, Charlie’s fiction has reached a broad international audience, establishing him as a distinctive voice in books and screen storytelling.
Beyond his novels, Charlie has written, directed, and produced more than a hundred hours of television, earning twenty-two nominations for the Canadian Screen Awards and winning eleven Telly Awards for excellence in digital and broadcast media.
As an in-demand audiobook narrator for publishers, authors and Audible Studios, he has voiced over 80 books. His YouTube channel, We Make Love Stories, ranks among the top 2,000 globally with over 345,000 subscribers, and has cultivated a vibrant community around 2SLGBTQ+ narratives.
Whether on the page, screen, or digital platforms, Charlie’s work consistently champions stories of identity, love, and resilience with both humour and heart.
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August 25, 2026
3.5⭐️ rounded up.
The story was very well written, and the title definitely fits the themes. It felt like it would be better off on stage, but the narrator did a really good job at expressing all of the ups and downs of the story.
Some parts made me laugh out loud, and the characters are quirky and the story camp as Christmas. Its underlying themes were one of fraud and espionage with three rather naive wannabe stars at the centre of the mess.
It has some romance, but this is not a romance novel. It was very different from what I’m used to, and to be honest, as a very non-religious person, it got a little heavy with the Jesus banter. I couldn’t always find the humour amongst the eye-rolling naivety of Rebecca and Japheth.
Still, when I separate that part, even though it’s a huge theme in the story, I did like their adventure and their positive attitude. I’m glad they got to keep at their show, and I would be interested to see where they go next.
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I received an ARC from GRR, and here is my honest review.
The story was very well written, and the title definitely fits the themes. It felt like it would be better off on stage, but the narrator did a really good job at expressing all of the ups and downs of the story.
Some parts made me laugh out loud, and the characters are quirky and the story camp as Christmas. Its underlying themes were one of fraud and espionage with three rather naive wannabe stars at the centre of the mess.
It has some romance, but this is not a romance novel. It was very different from what I’m used to, and to be honest, as a very non-religious person, it got a little heavy with the Jesus banter. I couldn’t always find the humour amongst the eye-rolling naivety of Rebecca and Japheth.
Still, when I separate that part, even though it’s a huge theme in the story, I did like their adventure and their positive attitude. I’m glad they got to keep at their show, and I would be interested to see where they go next.
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I received an ARC from GRR, and here is my honest review.
August 12, 2026
This was a quirky read with a good amount of humor and personality. I enjoyed some of the campy and the over the top characters, and the unique idea of incorporating a soundtrack into the story. But the humor didn’t quite land with me all of the time. There were definitely some moments that made me laugh, but the story felt a little uneven for me at times. I didn’t connect with every part of it. It wasn’t the best fit for me and my romcom tastes but it was well written! Overall, it was an entertaining and different read, even if it didn’t completely win me over.
I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book.
I voluntarily read and reviewed an advanced copy of this book.
August 19, 2026
⭐ 4 stars 📚
⭐ 5 stars 🎧
Bless This Hot Mess was, in fact, a hot ass mess—but in the best, most self-aware way possible.
This reminded me of the wonderfully chaotic energy of Jennifer Crusie books like Welcome to Temptation and Faking It: fast-paced, spirited, completely ridiculous, and packed with big personalities and even bigger drama. Just, you know... with significantly more Jesus than I personally needed.
Chris David narrates his own work, and honestly, it fits. You can read the book on its own and have an enjoyable experience. But TRUST ME, you really need to get this audiobook. David just brings this story to life. There's such a specific energy to these characters and this world, and his performance only amplified the humor and general mayhem. I was lucky enough to receive both an ARC and ALC, so I created my own little Whispersync experience and had an absolute blast.
By the end, my primary reaction was: what even WAS that?!
And, more importantly... please tell me there's more. I desperately need this to be the beginning of a series.
Thank you for the ARC and ALC!
⭐ 5 stars 🎧
Bless This Hot Mess was, in fact, a hot ass mess—but in the best, most self-aware way possible.
This reminded me of the wonderfully chaotic energy of Jennifer Crusie books like Welcome to Temptation and Faking It: fast-paced, spirited, completely ridiculous, and packed with big personalities and even bigger drama. Just, you know... with significantly more Jesus than I personally needed.
Chris David narrates his own work, and honestly, it fits. You can read the book on its own and have an enjoyable experience. But TRUST ME, you really need to get this audiobook. David just brings this story to life. There's such a specific energy to these characters and this world, and his performance only amplified the humor and general mayhem. I was lucky enough to receive both an ARC and ALC, so I created my own little Whispersync experience and had an absolute blast.
By the end, my primary reaction was: what even WAS that?!
And, more importantly... please tell me there's more. I desperately need this to be the beginning of a series.
Thank you for the ARC and ALC!
August 19, 2026
This book was one of a kind!
I have never read a musical drama filled romance before and let me tell you I was NOT disappointed. The audio of this book was FABULOUS and a must listen!
Definitely a fun summer read!!!
I have never read a musical drama filled romance before and let me tell you I was NOT disappointed. The audio of this book was FABULOUS and a must listen!
Definitely a fun summer read!!!
August 20, 2026
A Joyfully Jay review.
4 stars
There’s an element of mystery, a great deal of romance, and a catchy sound track filled with sweet and silly songs in this very campy book. I’ve read books with soundtracks before. Often they’re more musical accompaniment or character songs to help you get to know them better. And, often, they can be skipped if you’re not interested. This book, though, is different, because this book is a musical and the songs are very much part of the story. Unfortunately, it also makes the book so much more reliant on the songs. As it stands, I’m honestly not sure you can read this book and enjoy it without the soundtrack, because otherwise you’re going to spend pages reading song lyrics. But with playlist up — I listened on Spotify — it really adds to the book.
If you’re looking for something different, something fun, and something with heart, you’ll enjoy this book.
Read Elizabeth’s review in its entirety here.
4 stars
There’s an element of mystery, a great deal of romance, and a catchy sound track filled with sweet and silly songs in this very campy book. I’ve read books with soundtracks before. Often they’re more musical accompaniment or character songs to help you get to know them better. And, often, they can be skipped if you’re not interested. This book, though, is different, because this book is a musical and the songs are very much part of the story. Unfortunately, it also makes the book so much more reliant on the songs. As it stands, I’m honestly not sure you can read this book and enjoy it without the soundtrack, because otherwise you’re going to spend pages reading song lyrics. But with playlist up — I listened on Spotify — it really adds to the book.
If you’re looking for something different, something fun, and something with heart, you’ll enjoy this book.
Read Elizabeth’s review in its entirety here.
August 13, 2026
Have you ever read something so funny, so different, and so darn good, you don’t know how to talk about it?
I absolutely loved Bless This Hot Mess. The ensemble cast was absolutely brilliant; I loved the running bits (like 29 vs. 19 or Suwarna’s ever-changing role at WWJD), and Rino & Japheth’s love story was so sweet. I was laughing out loud while reading, and I swear I highlighted 60% of the book.
Between the 1999 nostalgia and the full musical numbers, this book was just fantastic. It’s so over the top in the best way. It reminded me of Buffy’s musical episode, Once More With Feeling, but also The Book of Mormon, and as Japheth bemoaned working at the chicken shop, I couldn’t help but think of Parker Posey’s character in Waiting for Guffman.
Bless This Hot Mess is campy and fun, but filled with very real moments of tenderness and understanding.
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I received an advance copy of this book at no charge. This is my honest, voluntary review.
I absolutely loved Bless This Hot Mess. The ensemble cast was absolutely brilliant; I loved the running bits (like 29 vs. 19 or Suwarna’s ever-changing role at WWJD), and Rino & Japheth’s love story was so sweet. I was laughing out loud while reading, and I swear I highlighted 60% of the book.
Between the 1999 nostalgia and the full musical numbers, this book was just fantastic. It’s so over the top in the best way. It reminded me of Buffy’s musical episode, Once More With Feeling, but also The Book of Mormon, and as Japheth bemoaned working at the chicken shop, I couldn’t help but think of Parker Posey’s character in Waiting for Guffman.
Bless This Hot Mess is campy and fun, but filled with very real moments of tenderness and understanding.
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I received an advance copy of this book at no charge. This is my honest, voluntary review.
August 18, 2026
4.5 Stars
When I saw the cover for this book and the author, I knew I had to read it without even seeing the blurb. So when it came up for a chance to read early, I jumped at—STILL not having read the blurb. It was very unlike me, but I adore Charlie David as a narrator, so… good enough!
Boy was this book aptly named. It was campy, chaotic, entertaining, and very funny! With a diverse cast of characters, this book kept me on my toes.
I bought the audiobook because I knew it was gonna be a must-listen, and word on the street is I’m gonna be right! I highly recommend this book in whatever format you prefer. i can’t speak for the audiobook, YET, but I have high hopes set by the book and narrator, himself!
***A copy was provided to Bayou Book Junkie for my reading pleasure. A review was not required.***
When I saw the cover for this book and the author, I knew I had to read it without even seeing the blurb. So when it came up for a chance to read early, I jumped at—STILL not having read the blurb. It was very unlike me, but I adore Charlie David as a narrator, so… good enough!
Boy was this book aptly named. It was campy, chaotic, entertaining, and very funny! With a diverse cast of characters, this book kept me on my toes.
I bought the audiobook because I knew it was gonna be a must-listen, and word on the street is I’m gonna be right! I highly recommend this book in whatever format you prefer. i can’t speak for the audiobook, YET, but I have high hopes set by the book and narrator, himself!
***A copy was provided to Bayou Book Junkie for my reading pleasure. A review was not required.***
August 20, 2026
My first, but definitely not my last, by this author
This is unhinged in the best possible way — a failing Christian radio station in small-town Ontario starts illegally remixing ’90s pop hits to survive, and somehow that spirals into an enemies-to-lovers romance between a literal virgin choir boy and a car-dealership heir who might be a little bit mafia. I did not know I needed “campy gay radio drama with a soundtrack” in my life until right now.
It’s apparently laugh-out-loud funny with actual emotional gut-punches tucked in between the chaos, which is exactly the combo that gets me every time. If you want a book that doesn’t take itself too seriously but still makes you feel something real by the end, this sounds like the one.
This is unhinged in the best possible way — a failing Christian radio station in small-town Ontario starts illegally remixing ’90s pop hits to survive, and somehow that spirals into an enemies-to-lovers romance between a literal virgin choir boy and a car-dealership heir who might be a little bit mafia. I did not know I needed “campy gay radio drama with a soundtrack” in my life until right now.
It’s apparently laugh-out-loud funny with actual emotional gut-punches tucked in between the chaos, which is exactly the combo that gets me every time. If you want a book that doesn’t take itself too seriously but still makes you feel something real by the end, this sounds like the one.
August 12, 2026
This was very different than what I usually read but it was a really good time.
It was fun, witty and a bit chaotic. Rino was an unexpected surprise... I enjoyed the musical aspect a lot. The way they turned the songs into christian music was fun.
The banter was great and the story had a great flow. Evwn though its not something I'm used to, I'd still recommend it because it was pretty hilarious.
So if you're looking for something different with some banter lots of music and a bit of romance this one is for you!!
It was fun, witty and a bit chaotic. Rino was an unexpected surprise... I enjoyed the musical aspect a lot. The way they turned the songs into christian music was fun.
The banter was great and the story had a great flow. Evwn though its not something I'm used to, I'd still recommend it because it was pretty hilarious.
So if you're looking for something different with some banter lots of music and a bit of romance this one is for you!!
August 19, 2026
This was unexpected in the best possible way. I'll admit I went in blind and Im so glad I did because wow! This was absolutely such a fun hilarious time. This goes to show that sometimes the cover and title really do sell the awesome vibes off of the book. The characters are OTT chaotic and entertaining as well as the plot. The 1999 nostalgia was spot on. The soundtrack was chef's kiss.
It's a fun, feel-good, heartwarming MM rom-com that will leave you with a smile on your face and a happy heart.
Thank you, Charlie David, for the opportunity to read this book.
It's a fun, feel-good, heartwarming MM rom-com that will leave you with a smile on your face and a happy heart.
Thank you, Charlie David, for the opportunity to read this book.
August 24, 2026
This book was so much fun to read and listen to!! I couldn’t put it down. The humor was sooo funny and silly and the way the characters bounced off each other was so good! The campy energy mixed with the pure chaos of characters really has you deeply invested.
This was such a fun experience for an audio book, specially being to link the backround music so it all connected. It was like being right in the middle of musical that you’re becoming apart of. While also building all these moments to just a powerful and emphasized all the moments. It’s was an experience I won’t ever forget! I hope more books come out like this!
This was such a fun experience for an audio book, specially being to link the backround music so it all connected. It was like being right in the middle of musical that you’re becoming apart of. While also building all these moments to just a powerful and emphasized all the moments. It’s was an experience I won’t ever forget! I hope more books come out like this!
September 1, 2026
So happy to have a book from Charlie David again! I adore his humor, and Bless This Hot Mess is his funnies story to date (in my humble opinion lol). Each and every time this marvelous author introduces us to interesting, quirky, and real-to-life characters, and I'll never get tired of reading and re-reading his books.
The audio version of Bless This Hot Mess is beautifully performed by Charlie David himself (as if there could be anyone else reading this one!!!). What an absolute treasure.
The audio version of Bless This Hot Mess is beautifully performed by Charlie David himself (as if there could be anyone else reading this one!!!). What an absolute treasure.
August 24, 2026
So anything that has a 90’s musical feel to it always draws me in. This one made me have so many memories crowding in my mind. As I was a teenager in the 90’s, it made me relive so many good and bad times just with the music. I also had the options as a teenager to try out different faiths by visiting churches of my friends as well. This was a campy fun read that brought me back to some amazing times in my life just by the music and I enjoyed the read with the crazy characters involved.
August 18, 2026
This book is appropriately named! Wow, there is so much going on here! There was plenty of nostalgia and LOLs. I enjoyed the found family of these crazy people who found their place to belong, it was just a lot to take in. The author narrated the audiobook and he was excellent.
August 14, 2026
This book was not what I was expecting.it was so funny and so good. I’ve never read a book like a musical. I mean it’s hard to explain but it was so freaken funny!
Review of advance copy received from Author
Hold onto your halos... A madcap musical caper with a homo rom-com capper.
Existing somewhere in the day-glo gayscape between Joe Keenan and Del Shores, the whole loopy escapade feels as warm as a Sunday school bake sale held in direct sunlight. Its snappy, sassy humor that skewers everyone with mad abandon and a buttery finish. Set in 1999 Greater Napanee, Ontario (aka Avril Lavigne's hometown. Yes, that's vibe-relevant), this is a book about three misfit Christian performers — Rebekkah, Japheth, and Ronald — who catcall and pratfall their way into a jazzhands Bible-beater band, a rogue radio station, and a Mafia conspiracy with a thick drizzle of homo romance. Campy? For sure. Absurd? Proudly.
The trio at the center are champagne and cupcakes. Rebekkah swears she isn't plagiarizing secular pop tunes, but resurrecting them —"Like Lazarus! But with a beat." Japheth, the hot, wry fry-cook turned thirst trap, knows every cloud has a Jesus-lining. And pansexual 5'2" basketball dribbler Ronald has invented a personal theology involving free throws ("what I like to call Hoops for Jesus"), who is planning the logistics of a literal ark. The entire cast crackles with barricaded charm in the bracing comic stylings of Charlie David, a clever canuck who mines this terrain for heavenly metal.
Do they start a pop-worship band for some Bible belting? Duh, obviously. Could their group be called anything but Trinity? Get real. And how does Trinity hit you? Like a tipsy pillow fight. Like a hymn sung off-key and joyfully at the top of someone's lungs, too daffy to be anything but delightful. As always, Charlie David's voice is irreverent, affectionate, and fiercely self-aware...with a deep, abiding belief in the power of community. This book has delicious echoes of Joe Keenan's Blue Heaven and Robert Rodi's Closet Case, not always in topic, but in insouciant tone.
But for me, the real heartbeat of the book is Japheth's sexy fracas with Rino Ferrari — a canny, slow-burn romance so sly it will reach into your chest and rearrange furniture. As Japheth puts it when the feelings break free: "taking the volume knob on my chest and turning it up from background noise to my favorite jam." And their consummation "under the watchful gaze of an apostolic school of fish and the sultry stare of the shirtless Son of God" — unfolds with a tender, tense intimacy that nimbly straddles heat and hilarity. And if you've ever truly laughed during great sex, you know what I mean. Who doesn’t love a little Mafia satire in their evangelical hustle culture?
If I had a gripe, the throuple misunderstanding loops a bit and the secondary staff voices at WWJD (e.g. Suwarna and Carrington) sometimes blur together, but the witty cast and goofy schemes keep the pre-Y2K mayhem clip-clopping along. And the ending — a pirate radio station launched from a homemade Ark is pitch perfect, carrying the trio and their found family toward a glorious technicolor horizon that faith broadcasting could never manage without a little help from the wilder, brighter side of the religious spectrum.
Worth mentioning, this book BEGS for adaptation. Why isn't this already greenlit as a TV series, like, yesterday? Why hasn't Netflix hired Cheyenne Jackson and Rebel Wilson, and rushed this into production in Hollywood North? Tick tock, bitches. Someone in Gastown is sleeping on the job! I gotta make some calls, yo.
And look, if you think this sounds nutty coming from a gay romance guy: I grew up in THE megachurch metropolis. My degree is in religion/philosophy and I speak fluent Christianese. I KNOW the weird, wonderful world this books navigates. If anything, Charlie David tones down the bustling hustle of the Bible-thump economy and the ways it intersects with real faith and lived lives. He knows that the best showbiz taps serious issues, that flimflam and faith are closer than clasped hands, and that even the most godly intentions can spawn a wacky, tacky scam.
Bless this Hot Mess is the farcical found-family musical you didn't know you were craving. Whether it's poolside in the gayborhood, or curled up on your couch when you need some divine comedy, read it somewhere you're allowed to giggle and praise the gays aloud.
Existing somewhere in the day-glo gayscape between Joe Keenan and Del Shores, the whole loopy escapade feels as warm as a Sunday school bake sale held in direct sunlight. Its snappy, sassy humor that skewers everyone with mad abandon and a buttery finish. Set in 1999 Greater Napanee, Ontario (aka Avril Lavigne's hometown. Yes, that's vibe-relevant), this is a book about three misfit Christian performers — Rebekkah, Japheth, and Ronald — who catcall and pratfall their way into a jazzhands Bible-beater band, a rogue radio station, and a Mafia conspiracy with a thick drizzle of homo romance. Campy? For sure. Absurd? Proudly.
The trio at the center are champagne and cupcakes. Rebekkah swears she isn't plagiarizing secular pop tunes, but resurrecting them —"Like Lazarus! But with a beat." Japheth, the hot, wry fry-cook turned thirst trap, knows every cloud has a Jesus-lining. And pansexual 5'2" basketball dribbler Ronald has invented a personal theology involving free throws ("what I like to call Hoops for Jesus"), who is planning the logistics of a literal ark. The entire cast crackles with barricaded charm in the bracing comic stylings of Charlie David, a clever canuck who mines this terrain for heavenly metal.
Do they start a pop-worship band for some Bible belting? Duh, obviously. Could their group be called anything but Trinity? Get real. And how does Trinity hit you? Like a tipsy pillow fight. Like a hymn sung off-key and joyfully at the top of someone's lungs, too daffy to be anything but delightful. As always, Charlie David's voice is irreverent, affectionate, and fiercely self-aware...with a deep, abiding belief in the power of community. This book has delicious echoes of Joe Keenan's Blue Heaven and Robert Rodi's Closet Case, not always in topic, but in insouciant tone.
But for me, the real heartbeat of the book is Japheth's sexy fracas with Rino Ferrari — a canny, slow-burn romance so sly it will reach into your chest and rearrange furniture. As Japheth puts it when the feelings break free: "taking the volume knob on my chest and turning it up from background noise to my favorite jam." And their consummation "under the watchful gaze of an apostolic school of fish and the sultry stare of the shirtless Son of God" — unfolds with a tender, tense intimacy that nimbly straddles heat and hilarity. And if you've ever truly laughed during great sex, you know what I mean. Who doesn’t love a little Mafia satire in their evangelical hustle culture?
If I had a gripe, the throuple misunderstanding loops a bit and the secondary staff voices at WWJD (e.g. Suwarna and Carrington) sometimes blur together, but the witty cast and goofy schemes keep the pre-Y2K mayhem clip-clopping along. And the ending — a pirate radio station launched from a homemade Ark is pitch perfect, carrying the trio and their found family toward a glorious technicolor horizon that faith broadcasting could never manage without a little help from the wilder, brighter side of the religious spectrum.
Worth mentioning, this book BEGS for adaptation. Why isn't this already greenlit as a TV series, like, yesterday? Why hasn't Netflix hired Cheyenne Jackson and Rebel Wilson, and rushed this into production in Hollywood North? Tick tock, bitches. Someone in Gastown is sleeping on the job! I gotta make some calls, yo.
And look, if you think this sounds nutty coming from a gay romance guy: I grew up in THE megachurch metropolis. My degree is in religion/philosophy and I speak fluent Christianese. I KNOW the weird, wonderful world this books navigates. If anything, Charlie David tones down the bustling hustle of the Bible-thump economy and the ways it intersects with real faith and lived lives. He knows that the best showbiz taps serious issues, that flimflam and faith are closer than clasped hands, and that even the most godly intentions can spawn a wacky, tacky scam.
Bless this Hot Mess is the farcical found-family musical you didn't know you were craving. Whether it's poolside in the gayborhood, or curled up on your couch when you need some divine comedy, read it somewhere you're allowed to giggle and praise the gays aloud.
August 13, 2026
I had the pleasure and opportunity to receive both an advanced readers copy as well as an advanced listening copy to Bless This Hot Mess thanks to author Charlie David, We Make LOVE Stories Publishing and Gay Romance Reviews. I started by reading the book first and was about 50% into it when I was given the audiobook. Did it make a difference? Yes! Is the book less fun than the audiobook? Not at all, as the story speaks for itself!
Or rather sings, because it comes with an interactive soundtrack that is Broadway musical worthy!! No lie! Read a chapter, and then stop to listen to a specific song that you can find on Spotify or YouTube, then go back to reading. All books should be this way. Charlie's really on to something! The ebook provides a link to each song, yet once I got the audiobook, it was much easier to go back and forth to the soundtrack.
Anyways, the story is a blast from the past, set in 1999, in a small town called Greater Napanee, somewhere in Canada. We start with the failing Christian radio station WWJD, who's owners are recently deceased, and their daughter who was left behind to deal with it all. Then there are her quirky yet neurotic staff, two singers that are ga-ga for Jesus, an agnostic wannabe Harlem Globetrotter who also sings, and a rich Italian family that may or may not be a part of the Mafia.
If that doesn't make you want to read this, then you're missing out! Through out the story, they all attempt to follow their dreams, but it looks like the Lord has other plans for them. Like living la vida Santo.
While strong friendships are bonded, there's also a bit of romance in the mix, of the LGBTQ+ variety, which of course Charlie did a great job at representation. I, for one, did not know what a pansexual or non-binary person were, back in the 90's.
I can't express how much I enjoyed this book! And you don't have to be religious to like either. Whether it was reading it myself, or listening to Charlie's masterful narrating, music and lyrics, it was such a great time! And it looks like the fun isn't over because it seems there's a sequel in the works, which I'm already super excited to read! All in all, this is one of the most unique stories I've read in a long time! I give 5⭐ for this sinfully entertaining God-Com!
Or rather sings, because it comes with an interactive soundtrack that is Broadway musical worthy!! No lie! Read a chapter, and then stop to listen to a specific song that you can find on Spotify or YouTube, then go back to reading. All books should be this way. Charlie's really on to something! The ebook provides a link to each song, yet once I got the audiobook, it was much easier to go back and forth to the soundtrack.
Anyways, the story is a blast from the past, set in 1999, in a small town called Greater Napanee, somewhere in Canada. We start with the failing Christian radio station WWJD, who's owners are recently deceased, and their daughter who was left behind to deal with it all. Then there are her quirky yet neurotic staff, two singers that are ga-ga for Jesus, an agnostic wannabe Harlem Globetrotter who also sings, and a rich Italian family that may or may not be a part of the Mafia.
If that doesn't make you want to read this, then you're missing out! Through out the story, they all attempt to follow their dreams, but it looks like the Lord has other plans for them. Like living la vida Santo.
While strong friendships are bonded, there's also a bit of romance in the mix, of the LGBTQ+ variety, which of course Charlie did a great job at representation. I, for one, did not know what a pansexual or non-binary person were, back in the 90's.
I can't express how much I enjoyed this book! And you don't have to be religious to like either. Whether it was reading it myself, or listening to Charlie's masterful narrating, music and lyrics, it was such a great time! And it looks like the fun isn't over because it seems there's a sequel in the works, which I'm already super excited to read! All in all, this is one of the most unique stories I've read in a long time! I give 5⭐ for this sinfully entertaining God-Com!
August 13, 2026
I had the pleasure and opportunity to receive both an advanced readers copy as well as an advanced listening copy to Bless This Hot Mess thanks to author Charlie David, We Make LOVE Stories Publishing and Gay Romance Reviews. I started by reading the book first and was about 50% into it when I was given the audiobook. Did it make a difference? Yes! Is the book less fun than the audiobook? Not at all, as the story speaks for itself!
Or rather sings, because it comes with an interactive soundtrack that is Broadway musical worthy!! No lie! Read a chapter, and then stop to listen to a specific song that you can find on Spotify or YouTube, then go back to reading. All books should be this way. Charlie's really on to something! The ebook provides a link to each song, yet once I got the audiobook, it was much easier to go back and forth to the soundtrack.
Anyways, the story is a blast from the past, set in 1999, in a small town called Greater Napanee, somewhere in Canada. We start with the failing Christian radio station WWJD, who's owners are recently deceased, and their daughter who was left behind to deal with it all. Then there are her quirky yet neurotic staff, two singers that are ga-ga for Jesus, an agnostic wannabe Harlem Globetrotter who also sings, and a rich Italian family that may or may not be a part of the Mafia.
If that doesn't make you want to read this, then you're missing out! Through out the story, they all attempt to follow their dreams, but it looks like the Lord has other plans for them. Like living la vida Santo.
While strong friendships are bonded, there's also a bit of romance in the mix, of the LGBTQ+ variety, which of course Charlie did a great job at representation. I, for one, did not know what a pansexual or non-binary person were, back in the 90's.
I can't express how much I enjoyed this book! And you don't have to be religious to like either. Whether it was reading it myself, or listening to Charlie's masterful narrating, music and lyrics, it was such a great time! And it looks like the fun isn't over because it seems there's a sequel in the works, which I'm already super excited to read! All in all, this is one of the most unique stories I've read in a long time! I give 5⭐ for this sinfully entertaining God-Com!
Or rather sings, because it comes with an interactive soundtrack that is Broadway musical worthy!! No lie! Read a chapter, and then stop to listen to a specific song that you can find on Spotify or YouTube, then go back to reading. All books should be this way. Charlie's really on to something! The ebook provides a link to each song, yet once I got the audiobook, it was much easier to go back and forth to the soundtrack.
Anyways, the story is a blast from the past, set in 1999, in a small town called Greater Napanee, somewhere in Canada. We start with the failing Christian radio station WWJD, who's owners are recently deceased, and their daughter who was left behind to deal with it all. Then there are her quirky yet neurotic staff, two singers that are ga-ga for Jesus, an agnostic wannabe Harlem Globetrotter who also sings, and a rich Italian family that may or may not be a part of the Mafia.
If that doesn't make you want to read this, then you're missing out! Through out the story, they all attempt to follow their dreams, but it looks like the Lord has other plans for them. Like living la vida Santo.
While strong friendships are bonded, there's also a bit of romance in the mix, of the LGBTQ+ variety, which of course Charlie did a great job at representation. I, for one, did not know what a pansexual or non-binary person were, back in the 90's.
I can't express how much I enjoyed this book! And you don't have to be religious to like either. Whether it was reading it myself, or listening to Charlie's masterful narrating, music and lyrics, it was such a great time! And it looks like the fun isn't over because it seems there's a sequel in the works, which I'm already super excited to read! All in all, this is one of the most unique stories I've read in a long time! I give 5⭐ for this sinfully entertaining God-Com!
Review of advance copy
Stealing is supposed to be a sin; when music is involved, Christian songs are heard from 'borrowed' melodies
Charlie David has brought his bravery, showcased in popular gay films and stories, into this lively mix of comedy, music, and first love in a truly charming way. The story revolves around a struggling radio station—whose call letters amusingly spell out What Would Jesus Do—as they start singing. After missing out on a talent show, they team up with a third member to form the group "Trinity."
Here's a little twist: they take popular songs, create new melodies from the music, and add their own religious lyrics, transforming these tunes into fresh, faith-based hymns. Lawyers get involved, and this campy story unfolds with a dozen surprises and turns.
Charlie David's writing feels like catching up with old friends—sharp, witty, and full of love for the lifestyle. The reimagined songs really take off, and the phones at the tiny station ring non-stop. The station’s history seems a bit shady, and the current operations aren’t any clearer. There's also a hint of money laundering, characters with too much free time, and free spirits that remind me of the golden age of radio. The bags of money being delivered to the station evoke stories from my own days in the business, though with a humorous twist.
Japheth is the star of the book, in my humble opinion, because his narration, naivety, and drive to worship and have fun with the popular songs of the time blend with his romance with a character who is presented as sketchy but turns out to be family-oriented and adoring of Japheth.
This story is crying out for a video adaptation. Charlie David's world-building is so vivid, you see the characters before you even hear their voices. And at the end of many chapters, you’ll find a rewritten anthem praising Jesus, perfectly suited to a blossoming romance.
I can’t wait to read the next book, watch a video version, and I’m sure I’ll chuckle at this story that seems too wild to be real—yet somehow probably is. Grab this book and get comfortable —it's a long read, and who knows—sleep might have to wait.
Charlie David has brought his bravery, showcased in popular gay films and stories, into this lively mix of comedy, music, and first love in a truly charming way. The story revolves around a struggling radio station—whose call letters amusingly spell out What Would Jesus Do—as they start singing. After missing out on a talent show, they team up with a third member to form the group "Trinity."
Here's a little twist: they take popular songs, create new melodies from the music, and add their own religious lyrics, transforming these tunes into fresh, faith-based hymns. Lawyers get involved, and this campy story unfolds with a dozen surprises and turns.
Charlie David's writing feels like catching up with old friends—sharp, witty, and full of love for the lifestyle. The reimagined songs really take off, and the phones at the tiny station ring non-stop. The station’s history seems a bit shady, and the current operations aren’t any clearer. There's also a hint of money laundering, characters with too much free time, and free spirits that remind me of the golden age of radio. The bags of money being delivered to the station evoke stories from my own days in the business, though with a humorous twist.
Japheth is the star of the book, in my humble opinion, because his narration, naivety, and drive to worship and have fun with the popular songs of the time blend with his romance with a character who is presented as sketchy but turns out to be family-oriented and adoring of Japheth.
This story is crying out for a video adaptation. Charlie David's world-building is so vivid, you see the characters before you even hear their voices. And at the end of many chapters, you’ll find a rewritten anthem praising Jesus, perfectly suited to a blossoming romance.
I can’t wait to read the next book, watch a video version, and I’m sure I’ll chuckle at this story that seems too wild to be real—yet somehow probably is. Grab this book and get comfortable —it's a long read, and who knows—sleep might have to wait.
Review of advance copy received from Publisher
Ever felt like a book was written specifically for you?
I grew up in evangelical youth culture. I’m queer. I live in Greater Napanee. I love musical theatre, and I love a book that can make me laugh.
So, yes, Bless This Hot Mess felt almost suspiciously tailored to me.
Charlie David has written a campy, funny, warm, wonderfully theatrical story that feels like a time capsule from the late ’90s. The fashion, the music, life before cellphones... it is all here. The book is affectionate without being naïve, funny without being cruel, and queer without making queerness the only thing its characters are allowed to be.
It has the rhythm of a Broadway musical, with big personalities, quick dialogue, one-liners that will take you out, and an accompanying soundtrack that makes the whole thing feel even bigger. It is joyful, ridiculous, heartfelt and deeply sincere.
I laughed out loud so many times reading this book, partly because of the cheeky sexual innuendos, or the outright spice, and partly because David has a gift for interrupting a serious moment with a perfectly timed comedic right hook.
It was also evident that he understands small towns, even if Greater Napanee wasn’t the one where he grew up. The town is quirky, complicated, nosy, full of people who show up for one another and gossip about each other while doing it. The radio station scrambling to find advertisers, the Napanee Beaver showing up to interview them about the new program, the local talent show, and the chicken shop where Avril once skateboarded through all felt delightfully specific.
And then there is the love story. I was completely invested. Those characters were easily my favourites, and their relationship was tender, funny and genuinely romantic without losing the wonderfully chaotic energy of the rest of the book. It's always a good sign when you are holding your breath reading a first kiss!
I expected to enjoy Bless This Hot Mess. I did not expect to feel quite so seen by it. It is a queer romance, a small-town comedy, a late-’90s time capsule and a musical waiting to happen. Most of all, it is an enormously fun book with a whole lot of heart.
I grew up in evangelical youth culture. I’m queer. I live in Greater Napanee. I love musical theatre, and I love a book that can make me laugh.
So, yes, Bless This Hot Mess felt almost suspiciously tailored to me.
Charlie David has written a campy, funny, warm, wonderfully theatrical story that feels like a time capsule from the late ’90s. The fashion, the music, life before cellphones... it is all here. The book is affectionate without being naïve, funny without being cruel, and queer without making queerness the only thing its characters are allowed to be.
It has the rhythm of a Broadway musical, with big personalities, quick dialogue, one-liners that will take you out, and an accompanying soundtrack that makes the whole thing feel even bigger. It is joyful, ridiculous, heartfelt and deeply sincere.
I laughed out loud so many times reading this book, partly because of the cheeky sexual innuendos, or the outright spice, and partly because David has a gift for interrupting a serious moment with a perfectly timed comedic right hook.
It was also evident that he understands small towns, even if Greater Napanee wasn’t the one where he grew up. The town is quirky, complicated, nosy, full of people who show up for one another and gossip about each other while doing it. The radio station scrambling to find advertisers, the Napanee Beaver showing up to interview them about the new program, the local talent show, and the chicken shop where Avril once skateboarded through all felt delightfully specific.
And then there is the love story. I was completely invested. Those characters were easily my favourites, and their relationship was tender, funny and genuinely romantic without losing the wonderfully chaotic energy of the rest of the book. It's always a good sign when you are holding your breath reading a first kiss!
I expected to enjoy Bless This Hot Mess. I did not expect to feel quite so seen by it. It is a queer romance, a small-town comedy, a late-’90s time capsule and a musical waiting to happen. Most of all, it is an enormously fun book with a whole lot of heart.
August 13, 2026
Thank you to the author agency and Charlie David for this ARC.
Update: I was also sent the ALC and it’s so fun! Absolutely didn’t expect that!
Bless This Hot Mess was definitely not what I expected going into it, but honestly it was humorous, sarcastic, packed with 90s nostalgia, a little romance, some self discovery, and because apparently that wasn’t enough, a full on musical.
Emma Lou’s parents mysteriously disappear at sea, and during their memorial service, she finds out they’ve left her their Christian radio station. Now she has to figure out how to save the station and bring it back to life, with plenty of help along the way… whether she actually wants it or not.
Then we have Japheth and Rebekkah, a musical duo who eventually become a “throuple” with Ronald, a basketball player who is pretty much the complete opposite of them. After using the word throuple incorrectly yet again, they decide to name their new band Trinity and set their sights on winning the talent show… the same talent show that was interrupted by the announcement of Emma Lou’s parents’ disappearance.
And then there’s Rino, the car dealer who initially comes across as the bad guy but ends up becoming a much more interesting character. No spoilers!
One of my favorite parts was the music. The author actually incorporates songs throughout the chapters, and I loved seeing the characters take familiar pop songs and change the lyrics to make them religious. Some of them were genuinely hilarious. And the little nod to Avril Lavigne was unexpected, but I loved it.
I’ll be honest: this is not my typical read, and I found the beginning a little confusing with all of the characters and everything happening at once. But once I settled into the chaos, I could appreciate what the author was doing. It has that over the top , ridiculous humor where you just have to go with it.
It gave me a little bit of Book of Mormon energy, which honestly worked for me. It’s weird, quirky, musical, sarcastic, and definitely not something I would normally pick up, but sometimes those are the books that surprise you.
Update: I was also sent the ALC and it’s so fun! Absolutely didn’t expect that!
Bless This Hot Mess was definitely not what I expected going into it, but honestly it was humorous, sarcastic, packed with 90s nostalgia, a little romance, some self discovery, and because apparently that wasn’t enough, a full on musical.
Emma Lou’s parents mysteriously disappear at sea, and during their memorial service, she finds out they’ve left her their Christian radio station. Now she has to figure out how to save the station and bring it back to life, with plenty of help along the way… whether she actually wants it or not.
Then we have Japheth and Rebekkah, a musical duo who eventually become a “throuple” with Ronald, a basketball player who is pretty much the complete opposite of them. After using the word throuple incorrectly yet again, they decide to name their new band Trinity and set their sights on winning the talent show… the same talent show that was interrupted by the announcement of Emma Lou’s parents’ disappearance.
And then there’s Rino, the car dealer who initially comes across as the bad guy but ends up becoming a much more interesting character. No spoilers!
One of my favorite parts was the music. The author actually incorporates songs throughout the chapters, and I loved seeing the characters take familiar pop songs and change the lyrics to make them religious. Some of them were genuinely hilarious. And the little nod to Avril Lavigne was unexpected, but I loved it.
I’ll be honest: this is not my typical read, and I found the beginning a little confusing with all of the characters and everything happening at once. But once I settled into the chaos, I could appreciate what the author was doing. It has that over the top , ridiculous humor where you just have to go with it.
It gave me a little bit of Book of Mormon energy, which honestly worked for me. It’s weird, quirky, musical, sarcastic, and definitely not something I would normally pick up, but sometimes those are the books that surprise you.
August 10, 2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️ Bless This Hot Mess by Charlie David
💅 I really, really wanted to like this one more than I did. On paper, it has so many ingredients that should have had me clutching my pearls, kicking my feet and demanding an encore: camp, queer romance, ’90s nostalgia, religious chaos, questionable decisions and enough musical theatre energy to power a small Broadway production. And yet… the chemistry just wasn’t quite giving what I needed it to give.
🎶 The soundtrack is undoubtedly a fun concept, and at the beginning I was absolutely ready to press play and live my best musical-theatre fantasy. But the novelty wore off for me pretty quickly, and eventually the songs started feeling more like an interruption than something that was adding to the story.
🎭 Ultimately, the whole experience felt a little like reading a musical script in the hope that someone in Hollywood is currently whispering, “But what if we made this a streaming series?” I could practically see the camera directions, the ensemble numbers and the inevitable episode-ending cliffhanger. Honestly, I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if someone is already trying to cast the TV adaptation.
💖 There’s clearly a lot of heart here, and I can absolutely see why this will work for readers who love big personalities, theatrical storytelling and unapologetically camp chaos. Unfortunately, for me, the story never quite managed to grab my attention in the way I’d hoped.
💃 Three stars for the ambition, the camp and the sheer audacity of turning an MM romance into a full-blown musical extravaganza. I just wish I’d enjoyed the performance a little more.
💅 I really, really wanted to like this one more than I did. On paper, it has so many ingredients that should have had me clutching my pearls, kicking my feet and demanding an encore: camp, queer romance, ’90s nostalgia, religious chaos, questionable decisions and enough musical theatre energy to power a small Broadway production. And yet… the chemistry just wasn’t quite giving what I needed it to give.
🎶 The soundtrack is undoubtedly a fun concept, and at the beginning I was absolutely ready to press play and live my best musical-theatre fantasy. But the novelty wore off for me pretty quickly, and eventually the songs started feeling more like an interruption than something that was adding to the story.
🎭 Ultimately, the whole experience felt a little like reading a musical script in the hope that someone in Hollywood is currently whispering, “But what if we made this a streaming series?” I could practically see the camera directions, the ensemble numbers and the inevitable episode-ending cliffhanger. Honestly, I wouldn’t be remotely surprised if someone is already trying to cast the TV adaptation.
💖 There’s clearly a lot of heart here, and I can absolutely see why this will work for readers who love big personalities, theatrical storytelling and unapologetically camp chaos. Unfortunately, for me, the story never quite managed to grab my attention in the way I’d hoped.
💃 Three stars for the ambition, the camp and the sheer audacity of turning an MM romance into a full-blown musical extravaganza. I just wish I’d enjoyed the performance a little more.
August 12, 2026
Charlie David's writing is like visiting a 90's graduating class reunion. All the camp, craziness, and classic 90's pop tunes of the time with a bit of religion for flavor. The fact that the WWJD radio station would do almost anyting to make the best music from the end of the last century not only evangelical, but marketable creates a hilarious montage of zany parody lyrics, audio hijinks, and off the wall situations that are laugh-out-loud funny - and occasionally disjointed.
The Canadian backdrop of Greater Napanee is vividly written in the rich detail you would expect from Canada native, Charlie David. Just the vibes of the place adds so much to the fun of the story. The story is fast and fun, if a bit choppy at times - like a river rafting excursion. The colloquial nature of the banter between the characters gave more depth to the insane troop of parody pirates.
While the supporting cast of characters can sometimes blend into the background of the story, that is only to be expected with all the mad mayhem going on with the main characters. Unexpectedly, Rino was charming and a breath of sanity in the midst of all the crazy. His slow-burn romance with Japheth puts the sweet and warm fuzzy feelings into the humor of the rest of the plot line.
This book is a marvelous read if energetic belly laughs are what you are looking for.
*I recieved a free ARC of the book through GRR in return for an honest review. All opinions expressed here are my own and left without compensation. *
The Canadian backdrop of Greater Napanee is vividly written in the rich detail you would expect from Canada native, Charlie David. Just the vibes of the place adds so much to the fun of the story. The story is fast and fun, if a bit choppy at times - like a river rafting excursion. The colloquial nature of the banter between the characters gave more depth to the insane troop of parody pirates.
While the supporting cast of characters can sometimes blend into the background of the story, that is only to be expected with all the mad mayhem going on with the main characters. Unexpectedly, Rino was charming and a breath of sanity in the midst of all the crazy. His slow-burn romance with Japheth puts the sweet and warm fuzzy feelings into the humor of the rest of the plot line.
This book is a marvelous read if energetic belly laughs are what you are looking for.
*I recieved a free ARC of the book through GRR in return for an honest review. All opinions expressed here are my own and left without compensation. *
Review of advance copy received from Publisher
Bless This Hot Mess is exactly what its title promises… a hilarious, heartfelt, and thoroughly entertaining story filled with charm, personality, and unforgettable characters. Charlie David has created a world that feels vibrant, welcoming, and wonderfully unique, balancing laugh out loud humor with genuine emotional depth. From the very first pages, the story captures the warmth and quirks of small town life while introducing a cast of characters who are easy to love, root for, and spend time with.
What stood out to me most was the book's heart. Beneath the comedy, witty dialogue, and wonderfully over the top moments is a story about community, belonging, friendship, faith, resilience, and finding your place in the world. The characters feel authentic in all their imperfections, making their journeys engaging and emotionally rewarding. The humor never feels forced, the pacing keeps the story moving, and the writing has a natural energy that makes it incredibly easy to keep turning pages.
The musical elements add an extra layer of creativity and fun, giving the novel a distinctive personality that separates it from anything else I've read recently. Whether you're looking for humor, heart, memorable characters, or simply a story that leaves you smiling, Bless This Hot Mess delivers all of it beautifully. It is a joyful, uplifting, and genuinely memorable read that celebrates humanity in all its wonderfully messy forms.
What stood out to me most was the book's heart. Beneath the comedy, witty dialogue, and wonderfully over the top moments is a story about community, belonging, friendship, faith, resilience, and finding your place in the world. The characters feel authentic in all their imperfections, making their journeys engaging and emotionally rewarding. The humor never feels forced, the pacing keeps the story moving, and the writing has a natural energy that makes it incredibly easy to keep turning pages.
The musical elements add an extra layer of creativity and fun, giving the novel a distinctive personality that separates it from anything else I've read recently. Whether you're looking for humor, heart, memorable characters, or simply a story that leaves you smiling, Bless This Hot Mess delivers all of it beautifully. It is a joyful, uplifting, and genuinely memorable read that celebrates humanity in all its wonderfully messy forms.
Review of advance copy
I really wanted to like this book but it was not for me. Other readers found it funny but I found the humor for the most part cringey (the first third is crammed with heavy-handed sexual innuendo and double-entendres) and lame. I maybe had a couple of chuckles.
I would have DNF'd it after the first 15% if not for having to write this review. The book needed a good editor to cut out about 100 pages. There are scenes that drag on WAY too long--the visions that Rebekkah has in the ruins of the studio and the scene with her mom, for two--and the mom never gets another mention. Then there's the odd insta-love with Rino and Japheth which could have been better developed. The book lacks focus and has alot of excess air.
It's hard to care about characters who are two dimensional. Do we know anything about Japheth's family? Ronald's? Do either Ronald or Rebekkah have jobs? The Trinity are supposed to be 25-30-years old but they read much more like high school kids. The stereotypes about Rino and his family are off-putting. Too much of the book is focused on descriptions of clothes--why? The town is stereotypical. Any conflict between Trinity's Up With Jesus mentality and their sexuality is too easily dismissed. There is little interpersonal conflict here--the plot is driven by external forces.
Thank you to BookSirens for the ARC.
I would have DNF'd it after the first 15% if not for having to write this review. The book needed a good editor to cut out about 100 pages. There are scenes that drag on WAY too long--the visions that Rebekkah has in the ruins of the studio and the scene with her mom, for two--and the mom never gets another mention. Then there's the odd insta-love with Rino and Japheth which could have been better developed. The book lacks focus and has alot of excess air.
It's hard to care about characters who are two dimensional. Do we know anything about Japheth's family? Ronald's? Do either Ronald or Rebekkah have jobs? The Trinity are supposed to be 25-30-years old but they read much more like high school kids. The stereotypes about Rino and his family are off-putting. Too much of the book is focused on descriptions of clothes--why? The town is stereotypical. Any conflict between Trinity's Up With Jesus mentality and their sexuality is too easily dismissed. There is little interpersonal conflict here--the plot is driven by external forces.
Thank you to BookSirens for the ARC.
August 14, 2026
Okay, this book was definitely something different—and honestly, I had such a fun time with it. Bless This Hot Mess is quirky, chaotic, campy, and full of personality, with an ensemble cast that really brings the whole thing to life.
The musical aspect was such a unique touch, especially the way familiar songs were turned into Christian music. The 1999 nostalgia, ridiculous running jokes, over-the-top characters, and constant banter made this feel like such a wild ride. Rino and Japheth’s romance was also surprisingly sweet and gave the story some really tender moments underneath all the chaos.
The humor was a little hit-or-miss for me but there were definitely moments that had me laughing. I especially loved how unapologetically campy the whole thing was. It reminded me of the kind of wonderfully over-the-top chaos you’d get from a musical comedy where everyone is just committed to the bit.
Overall, this was a really entertaining and unusual read. It’s definitely not my typical rom-com, but I appreciated how much personality it had. If you’re looking for something witty, musical, nostalgic, and completely different, this one is worth checking out!
This is an ARC review, it's just a few dates late. I loved it so much and thank you to the author for letting me ARC read for you <3
The musical aspect was such a unique touch, especially the way familiar songs were turned into Christian music. The 1999 nostalgia, ridiculous running jokes, over-the-top characters, and constant banter made this feel like such a wild ride. Rino and Japheth’s romance was also surprisingly sweet and gave the story some really tender moments underneath all the chaos.
The humor was a little hit-or-miss for me but there were definitely moments that had me laughing. I especially loved how unapologetically campy the whole thing was. It reminded me of the kind of wonderfully over-the-top chaos you’d get from a musical comedy where everyone is just committed to the bit.
Overall, this was a really entertaining and unusual read. It’s definitely not my typical rom-com, but I appreciated how much personality it had. If you’re looking for something witty, musical, nostalgic, and completely different, this one is worth checking out!
This is an ARC review, it's just a few dates late. I loved it so much and thank you to the author for letting me ARC read for you <3
Review of advance copy
I went into this story expecting a fun comedy, but I wasn’t prepared for just how much this book would make me laugh. This is a story about friendship, acceptance, faith, and finding your people.
The real stars of this story are the characters.
Rebekkah is dramatic, outspoken, and deeply rooted in her faith. Japheth is the overthinker. Ronald is the confident, athletic guy with more layers than I expected.
Together, these three are absolute magic. Their banter was everything, their friendships felt real, and I found myself looking forward to every conversation because they genuinely sounded like friends who had known each other forever.
The second half shifts into more emotional territory, which surprised me. While it worked.. it also kinda caught me off guard.
Overall, Bless This Hot Mess is exactly what its title promises: a wonderfully messy, genuinely feel-good read that embraces its characters, celebrates their imperfections, and reminds us that sometimes the most dysfunctional families are the ones we choose.
4⭐️
The real stars of this story are the characters.
Rebekkah is dramatic, outspoken, and deeply rooted in her faith. Japheth is the overthinker. Ronald is the confident, athletic guy with more layers than I expected.
Together, these three are absolute magic. Their banter was everything, their friendships felt real, and I found myself looking forward to every conversation because they genuinely sounded like friends who had known each other forever.
The second half shifts into more emotional territory, which surprised me. While it worked.. it also kinda caught me off guard.
Overall, Bless This Hot Mess is exactly what its title promises: a wonderfully messy, genuinely feel-good read that embraces its characters, celebrates their imperfections, and reminds us that sometimes the most dysfunctional families are the ones we choose.
4⭐️
Did Not Finish
August 13, 2026This was definitely a case of “it’s not you, it’s me.” I went into this one completely blind, which was probably a mistake. If I had realized how heavily religion featured in the story—even in a satirical context—I wouldn’t have picked it up.
I understand what the author was trying to do, and I can appreciate the intent behind it. Unfortunately, my own history made this one hit a little too close to home. I was very religious and deeply involved in those spaces in the late ’90s and early 2000s (I graduated high school in 1999—the year this book is set.) I’ve since moved away from religion, and while I don’t have religious trauma or anything excessively negative tied to those experiences, I left it behind for a reason. Listening to this felt like I was being dropped right back into it, and that was not an experience I particularly enjoyed.
I can see where people will enjoy this book, but it was a hard pass for me. DNF'd around 20% and don't see a scenario where I'll be revisiting it.
I understand what the author was trying to do, and I can appreciate the intent behind it. Unfortunately, my own history made this one hit a little too close to home. I was very religious and deeply involved in those spaces in the late ’90s and early 2000s (I graduated high school in 1999—the year this book is set.) I’ve since moved away from religion, and while I don’t have religious trauma or anything excessively negative tied to those experiences, I left it behind for a reason. Listening to this felt like I was being dropped right back into it, and that was not an experience I particularly enjoyed.
I can see where people will enjoy this book, but it was a hard pass for me. DNF'd around 20% and don't see a scenario where I'll be revisiting it.
August 28, 2026
A Hoot! (an audio review)
I am a child of the 1980’s – but 1990’s adjacent. I’m also unapologetically Canadian. I know Napanee. Oh, I’m and a HUGE Charlie David fan. I swear, he wrote Bless This Hot Mess just for me.
Rebecca, Japheth, and Ronald have formed a group named Trinity – initially to win a Kia Rio, but eventually that duo becomes a lifeline to WWJD radio. Their irreverence while praising God is just the right note for listeners. Oh, and their rewriting of lyrics then performances of popular songs is receiving plenty of cease and desist letters!
Then the radio station burns down, and there’s another disappearance. Life’s just chaos. But hey, there’s an ark!
I cannot express how much I loved this book. Just all of it. And there’s a bonus soundtrack you can follow along to.
Shout out to Charlie David for his amazing performance of his own words. I adore his voice and I sank into this audio with glee.
Finally, I see there’s another book on the way for next year – I’ll be waiting impatiently!
I am a child of the 1980’s – but 1990’s adjacent. I’m also unapologetically Canadian. I know Napanee. Oh, I’m and a HUGE Charlie David fan. I swear, he wrote Bless This Hot Mess just for me.
Rebecca, Japheth, and Ronald have formed a group named Trinity – initially to win a Kia Rio, but eventually that duo becomes a lifeline to WWJD radio. Their irreverence while praising God is just the right note for listeners. Oh, and their rewriting of lyrics then performances of popular songs is receiving plenty of cease and desist letters!
Then the radio station burns down, and there’s another disappearance. Life’s just chaos. But hey, there’s an ark!
I cannot express how much I loved this book. Just all of it. And there’s a bonus soundtrack you can follow along to.
Shout out to Charlie David for his amazing performance of his own words. I adore his voice and I sank into this audio with glee.
Finally, I see there’s another book on the way for next year – I’ll be waiting impatiently!
August 17, 2026
Performance 5 STAR
Author / Narrator Charlie David has a lovely voice and it was delightful listening to him bringing his own story to life. It isn't easy bringing a cast of characters a unique voice but he does it with flying colors.
Story : Rating To Come Later
I love the concept, the universe and the cast of characters but I am a mood reader and unfortunately my brain is not connecting with the story right now so I am going to have to put it on hold for another time. What I can say now is that the story is full of humor and heart and Charlie David has created a wonderful universe with a great cast of characters.
If you like musicals and rom-coms this will be right up your alley. I can already see this as a future tv series.
I will put out a possible TW/CW for those with close ties to religion.
I received a copy of this book from Gay Romance Reviews, and this is my honest review.
Author / Narrator Charlie David has a lovely voice and it was delightful listening to him bringing his own story to life. It isn't easy bringing a cast of characters a unique voice but he does it with flying colors.
Story : Rating To Come Later
I love the concept, the universe and the cast of characters but I am a mood reader and unfortunately my brain is not connecting with the story right now so I am going to have to put it on hold for another time. What I can say now is that the story is full of humor and heart and Charlie David has created a wonderful universe with a great cast of characters.
If you like musicals and rom-coms this will be right up your alley. I can already see this as a future tv series.
I will put out a possible TW/CW for those with close ties to religion.
I received a copy of this book from Gay Romance Reviews, and this is my honest review.
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