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Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls
After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it’s the last we’ll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas.
When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls. After a trip to the doctor, Andy soon learns that what seemed like a coincidence is actually an acute case of haunted balls, and the only prescription is a bigfoot ghost pirate gangbang!
This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on bigfoot ghost action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, bukkake, double penetration and pirate love.
When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls. After a trip to the doctor, Andy soon learns that what seemed like a coincidence is actually an acute case of haunted balls, and the only prescription is a bigfoot ghost pirate gangbang!
This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on bigfoot ghost action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, bukkake, double penetration and pirate love.
17 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 6, 2015
About the author
Chuck Tingle
527 books5,885 followersChuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.
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Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com
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August 11, 2022
this is camp
October 11, 2023
*I've picked this book as a part of my Funny pick of the month reading goal, where I pick a book with a funny title or a cover.
I've decided to read this book, because there was a talk of furry cocks in someone's review, so naturally, I had to investigate.
🟢 A pirate romance?
🟡 A twink/bigfoot gangbang
🔵 So, a furry pirate gangbang romance
Andy is our hero here, he's living in Santa Monica and having a medical emergency, where his balls hurt.
His doctor tells him his balls are haunted.
“At this point, we can’t say for sure, it’s too early in the haunting to get any real sense of who, or what, has possessed your balls."
On the other hand we have a famous pirate captain, Lorko the Black. He's a bigfoot and now a ghost on his famous pirate ship, Nice Abs . He calls to Andy and Andy has no choice but to go to his ship.
“Welcome to the Nice Abs!” Lorko tells me. “How are you balls?”
“Haunted.” I tell him.
“Well worry not, matey.” Lorko shouts. “Soon, your ass will be just as haunted as your balls.” 😄
Andy then gets a furry gangbang of his life where the whole crew gets a taste of him.
“Tell me what you want to do to me!” I beg them. “Call me your dirty human twink!” 😄
When they all finish up, Andy gets thrown overboard and wakes up alone, balls no longer haunted, BUT gets his declaration of love - weird, unnecessary, but as ridiculous as the whole story was.
Yes, yes...this was a nice morning. I have a new outlook on life now. I think I'll be reading this author again. 😉😄
I've decided to read this book, because there was a talk of furry cocks in someone's review, so naturally, I had to investigate.
🟢 A pirate romance?
🟡 A twink/bigfoot gangbang
🔵 So, a furry pirate gangbang romance
Andy is our hero here, he's living in Santa Monica and having a medical emergency, where his balls hurt.
His doctor tells him his balls are haunted.
“At this point, we can’t say for sure, it’s too early in the haunting to get any real sense of who, or what, has possessed your balls."
On the other hand we have a famous pirate captain, Lorko the Black. He's a bigfoot and now a ghost on his famous pirate ship, Nice Abs . He calls to Andy and Andy has no choice but to go to his ship.
“Welcome to the Nice Abs!” Lorko tells me. “How are you balls?”
“Haunted.” I tell him.
“Well worry not, matey.” Lorko shouts. “Soon, your ass will be just as haunted as your balls.” 😄
Andy then gets a furry gangbang of his life where the whole crew gets a taste of him.
“Tell me what you want to do to me!” I beg them. “Call me your dirty human twink!” 😄
When they all finish up, Andy gets thrown overboard and wakes up alone, balls no longer haunted, BUT gets his declaration of love - weird, unnecessary, but as ridiculous as the whole story was.
Yes, yes...this was a nice morning. I have a new outlook on life now. I think I'll be reading this author again. 😉😄
March 14, 2017
a masterpiece!
August 1, 2022
The absolute only reason I read this book was because of the title. Nothing else. Literally nothing else. I was not disappointed. Maybe a little floored but not disappointed.
June 7, 2023
In which fulfilling the sex wishes of a ghost Bigfoot to relieve a sex haunting is just good praxis 😤
(One of my favorites)
(One of my favorites)
February 21, 2020
"they’ve helped me come to terms with my life as a cock hungry bigfoot lover."
¿CÓMO QUERÉS QUE LES ESO Y NO LE DE 5 ESTRELLAS AL LIBRO?
¿CÓMO?
¿CÓMO QUERÉS QUE LES ESO Y NO LE DE 5 ESTRELLAS AL LIBRO?
¿CÓMO?
August 9, 2024
Chuck Tingle out here proving love is real, even with Bigfoot Pirates.
I’ll say that I did not see the moral of the story coming, which according to Chuck Tingle is if you’re sick go to the Doctor. If your balls are haunted, that’s a real issue and you shouldn’t be afraid to seek help. And maybe that doctor’s visit will lead you to the love of your life, a spectral Sasquatch.
I’ll say that I did not see the moral of the story coming, which according to Chuck Tingle is if you’re sick go to the Doctor. If your balls are haunted, that’s a real issue and you shouldn’t be afraid to seek help. And maybe that doctor’s visit will lead you to the love of your life, a spectral Sasquatch.
May 23, 2026
I think I ahoyed myself to close to the sun just now
January 18, 2026
There are seriously tears in my eyes. I actually cant breathe i just had to go grab my inhaler. Oh my god. Im wheezing. Im out of breath. If any of u guys get the chance to read this i say go for it 100% if u need some joyfulness in ur life. And im not even fucking joking guys. Is this better than pounded in the butt by my own butt? Maybe….. maybe so
“Im only haunting ur balls the shaft is all urs mate”
“Im here to finish ur business. Ur gay business”
But i do have a question. Okay well i guess its not a question but still u guys get what i mean. Not only are they bigfoot (bigfeet?????) pirates but also they are ghosts. Which does make me quite confused because i dont think that i quite Get ghost dick? Cause not only are they ghost dicks but theyre also furry? But i guess thats none of my business
“Im only haunting ur balls the shaft is all urs mate”
“Im here to finish ur business. Ur gay business”
But i do have a question. Okay well i guess its not a question but still u guys get what i mean. Not only are they bigfoot (bigfeet?????) pirates but also they are ghosts. Which does make me quite confused because i dont think that i quite Get ghost dick? Cause not only are they ghost dicks but theyre also furry? But i guess thats none of my business
January 22, 2022
So many people give these tales reviews based on their expectation about what books should be.
But these aren’t books. They are a pair of tinglers, as is found in most every offering from Mr. Tingle.
The first is a tale designed to tantalize, to offer up a story of love making with some new sentient object or creature that in many cases man has never interfaced with sexually before.
The second story is designed to provoke thought. Whether an exploration of physics and multiple dimensions, a meta analysis of literature, or a deep dive into the tingleverse, you’ll always learn something new.
At first I read these just as a joke, but they’re actually pretty good. Sure there are typos and minor issues, but the content always shines through.
As with Animorphs, I don’t plan on reading every book by Chuck Tingle, but I’m definitely reading the titles I consider to be high watermarks.
But these aren’t books. They are a pair of tinglers, as is found in most every offering from Mr. Tingle.
The first is a tale designed to tantalize, to offer up a story of love making with some new sentient object or creature that in many cases man has never interfaced with sexually before.
The second story is designed to provoke thought. Whether an exploration of physics and multiple dimensions, a meta analysis of literature, or a deep dive into the tingleverse, you’ll always learn something new.
At first I read these just as a joke, but they’re actually pretty good. Sure there are typos and minor issues, but the content always shines through.
As with Animorphs, I don’t plan on reading every book by Chuck Tingle, but I’m definitely reading the titles I consider to be high watermarks.
June 15, 2018
I really like the sad yet hopeful ending. And that ball hauntings are apparently common.
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August 17, 2026After winning a game of chance, the defeated genie offered me perfect memory, perfect recall.
"I must decline" I tell the genie. "You see, I would be able to perfectly recall the many Chuck Tingle novels I have read. Even the one where a crew of bigfoot pirate ghosts have their way with a twink in order to lift a curse. A ballsack curse. Wipe my memory I beg you!"
"lol, lmao even" says the genie.
"I must decline" I tell the genie. "You see, I would be able to perfectly recall the many Chuck Tingle novels I have read. Even the one where a crew of bigfoot pirate ghosts have their way with a twink in order to lift a curse. A ballsack curse. Wipe my memory I beg you!"
"lol, lmao even" says the genie.
September 1, 2024
3.5 stars. This book was ridiculous!! I laughed out loud at the nonsense. Out of the three tinglers I have read this was definitely my favorite. The main characters also had some real chemistry which I loved.
July 30, 2025
Day 25 of Tinglers
If you never got to bang a twink in your lifetime would your ghost have unfinished business?
I gotta hand it to Chuck it's actually a great premise. It comes preloaded with happy ending: no strings attached, everyone disappears when they're done. Clean & tidy.
But Tingle knows that even though a hookup can be fun it doesn't make for a good story. It lacks an ending that reverberates outside of itself. So to save the story the protagonist gets a goodbye note at the end with a heartfelt letter that promises one day, in God's kingdom, they're asses will meet.
In fact, nothing I've read from Tingle has ended up being 'just a hookup.' That would lower the stakes of the story, it would take out the romance. This is a really horny piece, but its under girded by a foundation of love. That's something about Chuck Tingle I continue to appreciate.
It might be then that all erotica is an exploration of how one wants to be loved. A safe space to feel oneself out in. You could censor all the explicit content out of this work and you'd be still be able to pick up on the two characters' relationship.
There is a seed of love in all of us.
If you never got to bang a twink in your lifetime would your ghost have unfinished business?
I gotta hand it to Chuck it's actually a great premise. It comes preloaded with happy ending: no strings attached, everyone disappears when they're done. Clean & tidy.
But Tingle knows that even though a hookup can be fun it doesn't make for a good story. It lacks an ending that reverberates outside of itself. So to save the story the protagonist gets a goodbye note at the end with a heartfelt letter that promises one day, in God's kingdom, they're asses will meet.
In fact, nothing I've read from Tingle has ended up being 'just a hookup.' That would lower the stakes of the story, it would take out the romance. This is a really horny piece, but its under girded by a foundation of love. That's something about Chuck Tingle I continue to appreciate.
It might be then that all erotica is an exploration of how one wants to be loved. A safe space to feel oneself out in. You could censor all the explicit content out of this work and you'd be still be able to pick up on the two characters' relationship.
There is a seed of love in all of us.
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December 27, 2024This will forever be known by me as the Bigfoot Pirate Ghost Orgy Book.
"I'm afraid your balls are haunted."
“Aye, the cold grip of death is a bastard! It was not my intent to make ‘yer balls ache like two oysters in the deep.”
“Welcome to the Nice Abs! How are you balls?”
“Haunted.” I tell him.
“Well worry not, matey. Soon, your ass will be just as haunted as your balls.”
“You can haunt every inch of my body. I’m here to finish your business. Your gay business.”
“Take my living human ass.”
This whole time I thought I was helping the ghostly crew come to terms with their death, but now I realize that they’ve helped me come to terms with my life as a cock hungry bigfoot lover.
Wow. Beautiful.
"I'm afraid your balls are haunted."
“Aye, the cold grip of death is a bastard! It was not my intent to make ‘yer balls ache like two oysters in the deep.”
“Welcome to the Nice Abs! How are you balls?”
“Haunted.” I tell him.
“Well worry not, matey. Soon, your ass will be just as haunted as your balls.”
“You can haunt every inch of my body. I’m here to finish your business. Your gay business.”
“Take my living human ass.”
This whole time I thought I was helping the ghostly crew come to terms with their death, but now I realize that they’ve helped me come to terms with my life as a cock hungry bigfoot lover.
Wow. Beautiful.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
April 24, 2018
The podcast adventure continues. This one starts with a fascinating premise-- overpopulation has forced "Bigfeet" out of the forests and onto the seas, living on rafts made of tree trunks. This one is (if possible) more explicit than the others. The setup is my favorite, but the actual story may be my least favorite of the "Tinglers" that I've read so far.
January 4, 2023
I'm listening to the podcast Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast and this is the third episode, and probably my favourite so far. That might have been partly the performance, which had the nice touch of piratey music playing in the background.
June 29, 2023
Be that slutty twink of your dreams, Andy.
December 21, 2023
Admittedly, this was one of the funnier ones.
January 16, 2024
Chuck Tingle is a king, a hero, and a visionary.
August 1, 2024
Why is it a gorilla on the cover
March 2, 2025
Well, this happened 😂
September 3, 2025
if you dig deep it's really a post-modernist take on the societal expectations placed on gay men and the false equivalencies between— SIKE it's about being FUCKED by PIRATE SASQUATCHES!!
October 3, 2025
But… but why are they hairy 😭
January 22, 2026
Today I learned the plural of Bigfoot is Bigfeet. I have reached enlightenment
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June 14, 2026amazing
July 4, 2026
No se k decir pero por lo menos m he entretenido gracias chuck
January 3, 2023
A haunting tale of sexy spectral sasquatch sea shenanigans. Surprising twist at the end!
Also: Someone please check on Mr. Tingler's wife...
Also: Someone please check on Mr. Tingler's wife...
October 19, 2023
Listen up, buckaroos and ladybucks...if you don't read a Tingler every now and again...what are you even doing?
December 7, 2023
Love is real.
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