‘You have put an end to my crazed plans to take over the world, Murdoch. Because of you and your innate goodness and niceness, I have failed in my evil and psychologically tormented way to take revenge on my parents; and thus any authority figures, for bringing me up the way that they did, thus instilling in me an ardent desire to destroy, if not take over the world by extremely crazed means!’ Secret Agent battles deadly spiders, suspicious assistants, and a variety of evil nastiness to save the world from disaster.This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories, complete with all the stereotypes, creativity and effects – flaws and all.The characters are purely fictitious. Any similarities with any person, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.The story is not meant to offend. If you may be offended, please don’t download it.