Librarian's note: This is an alternate cover edition for ASIN: B00E0V9ENO.
He comes to me in the night; I don't know his name or what he looks like; just his scent, his feel, his touch.
Tamara is a young kindergarten school teacher who has moved to get away from a relationship that went south. She's barely settled into her new home when the visits from her night creeper begins. She knows it's wrong, she senses the danger; but she's never felt anything like this one man can make her feel. Should she turn him into the authorities or allow herself one more night of unbridled passion in the arms of the man that makes her body sing?
Donovan Maglioni comes from a plane outside the earth's atmosphere. As ruler of his people he is much revered and sought after by many, but as is the way with his kind, he can only bond for all eternity with his true mate. He's known for some time that his chosen was of the earth. A place far removed, peopled by lesser beings who had lost their favor. From her birth he has watched over her secretly from the shadows, until it was time to take her. Legend has to be fulfilled after all and this woman was to bear his child, the new empress of Seraphia, the land of his birth.
Tamara, pre-school teacher who is a productive part of the community starts get nightly visits from an unknown man. All she knows is he as a ten inch dick and he can give it to her good.
So who is she to complain, like Pussy says, they've hit jackpot!
Donovan, a man of questionable origins. He wants Tamara and he will have her and she will be his forever.
P.S. His dick is actually 10 and a half inches
Pussy, she run this sh!t. A conversation between Pussy and Tamara: Pussy: Clink clink. Tamara: What the hell is that? Pussy: Pussy on lock down, this tunnel is closed until further notice, start talking b!tch or I'm going on strike.
Pussy: Well damn motherfcuker it's like that? You better blindfold those kids or knock their asses out tonight, warrior boy is about to fcuk the pink off this pussy, did you hear those sweet words, sweat and battles and hungry c#ck, I'm in for a treat.
Final Thoughts I thoroughly enjoyed this short novella! It was freaking hilarious and sizzling hot! They don't play around, they get down and dirty! The writing isn't awesome and the story needs editing but whatever!
3 CRAZY OUTRAGEOUS STARS Pussy has been grinning like a Cheshire kitten all this time, my freak boy loved to fuck. Though boy wasn't quite right, he was thirty-two to my twenty-four. Whatever, he loved to fuck. All day sometimes, that was my new occupation, call me bed wench.
I honestly felt like I was transported into that Classic 1977 film entitled "Chatterbox." You know, the one with the talking vagina!?
This was almost like a ménage relationship with the heroine Tamara, the hero Donavan, and the talking Pussy. Pussy would say such crazy and funny things like PUSSY-My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it's better than yours..." Pussy lost her damn mind again; I don't even want to know. YES, THIS WAS CRAZY! And also..
Now, if the talking v jay jay wasn't crazy enough, we also have talking babies inside the womb of the heroine. And not just any babies but babies that are telepathic and can communicate at first with their father and later on with their mother.
In fact, the father/hero had already named them before birth. His daughter was going to be called Nicola and his son named Nicolai. As he also knows that she is expecting twins!!! No need for an ultrasound here folks.
In order to enjoy this book you must leave common sense at the door. It's has supernatural elements and Mythical creatures. It's not ment to be taken seriously obviously. This is just a fun erotic twisted tale.
However, I will honestly say that there was one part I felt it had gone too far. Okay the babies can talk and think but when they took over her body to fight for her.... that was a step too far. But it didn't end there! The father/hero even chastise his daughter for having helped her mother during the battle. The internal dialogue goes like this, "Father." "Not now Nicola, I'm very displeased with you at the moment, you had no right." "But father, mother needed..." " SILENCE, do not speak to me of what my wife needs..." That was a step WAY too far for me!!!
Generally, I thought this was an enjoyable read however, I would not read it again and I would caution others before reading. It can be very confusing to follow at time and there are many syntax errors. It was just a cute weird read! Nothing too overly taxing for the mind as it was mostly sex! How could it not be here... talking PUSSY?
Thank you Songbyrd for this recommendation and for doing this buddy read with me. It was fun and I'm glad I did read it! I laughed and started telling my husband about the story. He said that I needed to rethink my reading choices. First 50 Shades darker, then Ravaged by the Gingerbread man, now this... Yeah, he may have a small tiny point here!?
Possibly the worst book I’ve ever read and I read THIS AND THIS
The blurb sets this up and it starts out as a trashy poorly executed version of KA’s Mystery Man with a lover sneaking into the h’s bed for some nightly sex. It VERY quickly goes off the rails because the h has mental conversations with her vagina… like actual conversations. No shit.
ME- Pussy, you're in big big trouble, how come you didn't remind me about birth control and shit? PUSSY- How was I to know that you weren't taking your shit?
Full on (and I mean MULTIPLE like she’s another character) conversations with her “Pussy”, it was the oddest thing I’ve ever read. Even weirder the magical H from another dimension can hear Pussy too.
Bottom Line- The book is whack even for JS. Tons of OTT sex, the h is super crude, things pick up a bit when he brings her back to his land and a crazy wannabe OW wants to kill her, but nothing makes sense.
Tamara gets a unexpected visit from a man who is all about putting it down right in the bedroom. What she doesn't know is her late night creeper Donovan knows her and is there to claim her in body and as mate. He also has some huge secrets that she will be finding out when he moves her in with him too.
This is a re-read for me but a first time buddy read with my friend Chantal. This was a little sci-fi and a lot of funny bad porn. You know the ones that even though they are hot they are also really ridiculous and badly acted. Yeah you know the one. The writing isn't the best and there are many mistakes which again fits the bad porn thing LOL. The talking vagina or pu$$y was hilarious and was singing some very popular songs too. But if you can look past the mistakes and not take it seriously then you enjoy it.
This book was an eyesore, to be completely honest. A disaster. Probably one of Jordan Silver's worst books (in my opinion). The author's attempt at making this book "humorous" just didn't work for me. The plot was so poorly written I could barely stand to finish it. DNF.
Probably the craziest erotica i've read. Sci-fi fun but bad editing.
Ok... so she talks to her pussy...
"PUSSY: 'Girl put your records on, tell me your favorite song. You go ahead, let you hair down.'... ME: 'What hair bitch you're bald' PUSSY: 'Whatever, i know one thing, no tampons around here for a while. I hate those things, fucking tease, just enough to get me started, not enough to get me off, I bet some chick came up with that shit, dick hating broad.'"
OMG!! I haven't laughed sooo much with a book in a while...
Ok.ok... Let me explain... Paranormals are not my fave genre... But they are very refreshing from time to time in between some very angsty books...
So this paranormal portion of it isn't to much... At all...
Basically this begins as a stranger sneaking in and having his way with a woman... Now instead of calling the cops at the rape... This stranger is soooooo gifted in the rock your world department that she starts leaving her window open so he isn't technically breaking and entering...lol
But the laugh out loud parts is that she has the most outrageous conversations with her vajayjay.... And apparently her vajayjay is a gangsta ho! OMG... Seriously I wanted to read more about her conversations than any part of the book.. Luckily we get lots of those convos!
It's a funny, short and hot read... Luved it truly!
well this one was different. Not what I expected from a little book of smut or from Jordan Silver but I have to admit I liked it. It was definitely unique and had plenty of hot sex and for the length a pretty solid story line so all in all I have to say if you have an hour free grab it and have a panty dripping giggle (best not in public but).
This book is so incredibly weird. It's actually at the top of the list of strangest books I've read.
I don't really like Jordan Silver books but the sample was funny and intriguing so I tried it out just because I wanted to finish it. Call it morbid curiosity.
If you want to know what it turns out being about, read the spoiler. I probably wouldn't have read it if I knew the whole premise.
A woman who has conversations with her vagina.. c-r-a-z-y. Not even just referring to it as another person, as in whole conversations and decisions are made with her crotch who can 'see and hear'. What. It's supposed to be her 'subconscious' according to Donovan.. it's just whacked.
over 18 very steamy sovdarn funny I could not help but read the end i did not mind half the book is sex but the story line I thought was really good I would read a second book if author wrote one
This book is a bit on the Sci-fi side. It modern day so you don't even get into the Sci-fi part until later on in the book. Tamara is a Kindergarten teacher that happens to be quite the little freak. She has conversations with her Ahem Pussy. Yes! I said that. And there convos are ridiculously funny. I couldn't put this book down if I wanted to.
Donovan is the man who always comes to see her. He's been in love with her from afar and they are truly written to be soul mates. He's the part of the book that takes you into the whole Sci-fi aspect. He is human just kind of super-human. Learning about him and who he truly is didn't get weird for me at all and i'm not one to actually fall in love with any paranormal books.
As their relationship grows Tamara hits a big ass bump in the road. Yep, she gets preggers by Donovan and then whisked away to his home. Everything Tamara thought she knew gets completely changed and I loved every secret along the way.
I wouldn't change anything in this book if I wanted to it was absolutely all 4.5 STARS all the way. If you have a wonderful sense of humor than this book is just for you. I have no idea where Jordan comes up with this stuff!
Hmmmm...wow...just...hmmm? What in the....what....did...I...just....read??
Very bizarre book. Extremely weird and all over the place!
This is about a girl who all of a sudden starts getting nightly visits from a man that gives her amazeballs sex and leaves. Then he knocks her up, kidnaps her to live with him them allllll of a sudden he is not a human…well he is but not really! He is apparently from another realm and she has been his soul mate from before she was born and weird weird weird. She “talks” to her pussy (literally…oh and let’s not forget he can telepathically hear her doing so!). Both he and she can speak to their unborn children in the womb and oh my gawd I can go on and on.
My curiosity got the better of me with this one. A lot of review said it was “sooo funny” and blah blah blah but yeah….not so much. It was so weird it was funny maybe…laughable that I was actually wasting my time reading AND finishing the book…defiantly! Maybe and I do mean MAYBE if it was like $0.99 it would have been worth my curiosity buy $4.99 dayyuummm! I can’t believe I actually water five bucks on this…Shame on me!!
This was a confuse one. One minute it was hot, funny and mysterious then its like jumping into another dimension. Just like how Tamara said in the story:
Who would've thought that we would come to this? From him climbing through my bedroom window in the dead of night to a kingdom in another galaxy
Yep..thats right total mix feelings for me but the conversation with Pus was hilarious that what hooks me up!
3.5 Stars Different. Very different from what I normally read. Had a touch of SiFi, I enjoyed. Lots of really good sex, Tamara's conversations with her "pussy" had me LMAO. . Donovan was a very sexy mystery. Over all it was an enjoyable, lol, read!
This book was just what I needed..... after an angst filled book I read before it.....this book was short....but packed a huge punch....it was funny, hot hot hot....and add in some adventure and you have an enjoyable easy read