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101 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 8, 2015
The library administration had objected
to her display of erotica, especially the big poster at the top.That sign had read “Spanking-New Books” and featured a flesh-colored book cover with a large handprint on it.




It's New Year's Eve, and I'm not wearing makeup, a tight dress, or uncomfortable heels. I'm not feeling awkward in a crowd. I'm not worrying about what's going to happen at midnight. I'm not evaluating whether or not to kiss some guy I barely know. Right now I'm sitting on my couch at home, wearing my pajamas. I'm eating my burger and fries in front of the television. This is basically a dream come true for me. Please don't ruin it.
Looks respectable enough. Then again, so do most serial killers, right before they make you put the lotion in the bucket.