I came over to start my review, and saw SO MANY other people with *MORE* complaints than mine, that... WoW. Isn't that telling?
But honestly?
When I have more pages dog-eared
to 'discuss' here than pages not...
that's a sign the book has ISSUES.
This. Book. Has. Issues.
Lizzie is nineteen. She's widowed with SEVEN children under 12 - no twins. She milks the cow, does barn chores, has toddlers, tends her garden, cultivates from an orchard, makes aprons to sell, bakes pies, cooks meals, sews quilts, and leaps tall building in a single bound... and all with hip dysplasia. Because totally believable. I'm sorry, but there is NO way she has enough hours in the day to do all of this. There just isn't.
And the writing is horrendous:
"She had been seventeen when she was married, but she'd been crippled all her life." ← What does one have to do with the other?!
" 'Elizabeth Fischer?' a man's voice asked. She knew before turning that he was Amish, as he'd spoken in Deitcsh." ← Um... her name is the same in English, hello...!
" 'Koom', she said, 'We're about to have a mid-day meal. Come and join us." ← It's 'koom' and 'come', BOTH in the same statement?! What the heck?! How about a little continuity?
" 'Mary Ruth, would you set another plate? We have a visitor.' Lizzie was relieve to note that her daughter had set a place for her." ← Are you saying the kids don't set a place at the table for their mom? What is that?!
"Zack, like everyone else, thought her incapable of making on her own..." ← Actually, it's the Amish way to marry widows up to provide support/solidarity. That's why her HUSBAND married her. Like this is an affront? Lizzie wouldn't think this way - it's the AUTHOR making this crap up.
There's also a problem with inheritance, here. First Kertz says that Abraham got the farm as he was firstborn. Then she says Zach gets it next because he's "youngest". Wouldn't the next son get it, by birth order? But then on pg 51 she says Zach gets it not because he's next in line or the 'youngest', but because his dad said so. !?!?!?!?
Also stupid: Lizzie spent the first year of marriage sleeping in the sewing room. She doesn't consummate the marriage until THE DAY BEFORE Abraham is killed (← too ironic, that), which is TEN MONTHS after she's allowed in his bed. But within the first dozen pages, she can't sleep without Abraham. What the heck - she *wasn't* sleeping with Abraham, for most of it, hello.
Oh, and from that *ONE* coupling? She's pregnant.
BAD. WRITING.
Moving on:
"The atmosphere was one of a big happy family, and it was times such as this that she felt glad that Zack and Esther returned to Honeysuckle." ←This said THE MORNING AFTER they arrived. Times such as this? WHEN!?!?!?!
"If the man I loved wanted to wed me, I wouldn't worry about such worldly things as flowers, the church, or the reception." ← says the woman scrubbing her house with the help of SIX other women for church services, and baking her hiney off for it, t'boot. You're telling me they don't do the same for a wedding?! I call BS.
"You don't want COFFE or tea?" ← so... why make the COFFE German if you're not going to do it for the tea? What the heck?!
"I thank the Lord every day that I'm here to enjoy each and every one of my kis kinner." ← said by a woman who'd recently survived cancer... but hadn't bothered to visit her son in so long, she's only seen TWO of the seven kis kinner. Talk about a load of crap, there...
That's not even including the plastic wrap and other blatantly NON-Amish things included in this book. Don't get me started - I lived a decade in Amish country, and my cousin joined them for ten years - he and I both are jaded and pissed at the hypocrisy of the whole thing. There are so many issues, here...!!!
Let's talk food. If people ate as much and as heavy foods as Lizzie makes at all hours of the day (in addition to sewing, quilting, parenting, gardening, shopping, cleaning, etc.) tHeY'd bE fIVe HuN'ed PoUn', for the love of Mike. Gah, it was bad.
And the D.R.A.M.A. "Oh, I couldn't POSSIBLY go talk to her about the misunderstanding and how I feel, because the author wants more *drama*, and so I'll stew and she'll stew and it can be a huge thing for no reason other than to fill pages. Yuck. Please. No.
I understand Patricia Davids wrote the next one in this series. I've done both a five star and two star review for her, so... there's a 50/50 chance it'll be okay. Just know this one wasn't.