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The Hills Have Thighs: The Official Novelization
131 pages, Kindle Edition
Published June 12, 2026
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June 21, 2026
So I haven’t seen the film but this novelization from Jerry sure has me curious. This was a fun one and highly entertaining from start to finish. There’s loads of sex but also loads of gore and violence. A true horror smut gem. The story itself was really good and it wasn’t just solely smut with no plot. A lot of readers tend to get upset when it’s smut only so I thought I’d make a note of that. You’re in for a treat with this one!
The Hills Have Thighs follows Bill. He’s gone hiking in the same mountains and hills for decades now. He loves the scenery. He’s never come across any other life around these parts until this one particular day. At first he thinks he’s delirious from the heat and is hallucinating this stunning woman with slight mutations of sorts. But then another woman shows up and they both pursue Bill and take him on the ride of his dreams. Literally. However, things take a turn and Bill finds himself as their prisoner. Meanwhile, Bill’s friends are desperate to find him after he’s been missing for several weeks.
If you enjoy your horror on the sexy side of things then pick this one up! You won’t be disappointed.
The Hills Have Thighs follows Bill. He’s gone hiking in the same mountains and hills for decades now. He loves the scenery. He’s never come across any other life around these parts until this one particular day. At first he thinks he’s delirious from the heat and is hallucinating this stunning woman with slight mutations of sorts. But then another woman shows up and they both pursue Bill and take him on the ride of his dreams. Literally. However, things take a turn and Bill finds himself as their prisoner. Meanwhile, Bill’s friends are desperate to find him after he’s been missing for several weeks.
If you enjoy your horror on the sexy side of things then pick this one up! You won’t be disappointed.
June 13, 2026
These thighs don't lie.
Jerry Blaze is no small name within the extreme horror community. Delivering classic titles such as Arachnicunt, Farm Girl, Psycho Nympho Vampire Bitches and Candiru Ass Attack, odds are if you've stuck your nose into the genre you've come across something Blaze has cooked up.
And cooked he has with his latest release, one that I have personally been super stoked for and was honored to have the chance to get an ARC to review.
See, what you all might not know is that Jerry has a bit of a sexy side. And while the title is a delicious pun of the Wes Craven classic, Jerry Blaze's The Hills Have Thighs is an adaptation of a...different kind of film. The 2010 erotic feature directed by the one and only Jim Wynorski.
Now, I am very much a spoiler-free, go into your first experience as blind as you can type, so I'm avoiding giving too much detail away here. But the gist is, a group of friends go out looking for their missing compadre in the Big Sur mountains where things go horribly wrong or horribly right depending on your point of view.
Jerry really does have a way with words. He paints these vivid pictures of beautiful, if maybe a little...unconventional, women engaging in all manner of debauchery. The book is hot (in more ways than one, I can still feel the desert heat coming off the pages), it is sexy, it will make you question things about yourself like all good smut does.
It isn’t all just sex and cannibalism, as fun as it is, we are treated to a gripping narrative held up by a wonderfully written cast of characters both within the search party and amongst Bill's captors. As Bill continues to be used and abused far beyond his breaking point, the narrative arrives at a satisfying conclusion with an...unlikely and unconventional savior.
I had a great time with this book. It was fun, it was sexy, it was unpredictable. The writing was vivid and descriptive, the scenarios were absolutely wild and constantly fresh and creative. While the title reads like a spoof of an iconic horror classic and sure in a way it kind of is, The Hills Have Thighs is honestly a gripping and entertaining bit of erotica that, if the whole "death by snu snu" trope is something that appeals to you, you honestly might get something out of it. I certainly did and I'm definitely gonna have to track down its source material because I have GOT to see where all this came from.
Jerry Blaze is no small name within the extreme horror community. Delivering classic titles such as Arachnicunt, Farm Girl, Psycho Nympho Vampire Bitches and Candiru Ass Attack, odds are if you've stuck your nose into the genre you've come across something Blaze has cooked up.
And cooked he has with his latest release, one that I have personally been super stoked for and was honored to have the chance to get an ARC to review.
See, what you all might not know is that Jerry has a bit of a sexy side. And while the title is a delicious pun of the Wes Craven classic, Jerry Blaze's The Hills Have Thighs is an adaptation of a...different kind of film. The 2010 erotic feature directed by the one and only Jim Wynorski.
Now, I am very much a spoiler-free, go into your first experience as blind as you can type, so I'm avoiding giving too much detail away here. But the gist is, a group of friends go out looking for their missing compadre in the Big Sur mountains where things go horribly wrong or horribly right depending on your point of view.
Jerry really does have a way with words. He paints these vivid pictures of beautiful, if maybe a little...unconventional, women engaging in all manner of debauchery. The book is hot (in more ways than one, I can still feel the desert heat coming off the pages), it is sexy, it will make you question things about yourself like all good smut does.
It isn’t all just sex and cannibalism, as fun as it is, we are treated to a gripping narrative held up by a wonderfully written cast of characters both within the search party and amongst Bill's captors. As Bill continues to be used and abused far beyond his breaking point, the narrative arrives at a satisfying conclusion with an...unlikely and unconventional savior.
I had a great time with this book. It was fun, it was sexy, it was unpredictable. The writing was vivid and descriptive, the scenarios were absolutely wild and constantly fresh and creative. While the title reads like a spoof of an iconic horror classic and sure in a way it kind of is, The Hills Have Thighs is honestly a gripping and entertaining bit of erotica that, if the whole "death by snu snu" trope is something that appeals to you, you honestly might get something out of it. I certainly did and I'm definitely gonna have to track down its source material because I have GOT to see where all this came from.
June 14, 2026
Bill has gone hiking in the same mountains, and hills for decades, having fallen in love with the scenery. As far as he knows, he is the only one around. Not even animals are spotted. Until one day, Bill is hiking the same terrain, when he spot a slightly mutated, albeit gorgeous woman with an incredible body. Thinking this could be a mirage, Bill thinks nothing of it, until another equally mutated and beautiful woman shows up, and the two, after subduing him, take Bill back to the cave where they dwell, and to their leader, Mara. The three have plans for Bill, and he is going to end up pushed beyond his own sexual limitations. After missing for a month, Bill's friends, Sandy, Mary, Mike, and Ben head out to where he was last supposedly seen in an attempt to discover what happened to him, and possibly help rescue him. They four end up meeting a witchy woman who uses sex magick as a form of protection, and they are all anointed with a wild sex romp, not remembering what happened, the next day. How long can Bill survive? Will his friends ever find him? Or, will they become captives and/or food themselves? This was a wild story, with just as much raunchy sex as there was gore, and violence. I have seen the film, and a lot of it is very on the nose, but there is a whole new feel to it that breathes new life into the story. I would highly recommend this if you love smut, and horror!
5⭐️/5
5⭐️/5
June 13, 2026
The Hills Have Thighs, by Jerry Blaze
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟(4.5 rounded up)
Entertaining, spicy, band a bit of craziness in this novella!
Bill had been hiking the same mountain range for 26 years, and comes back each year for a hike. This years hike started out as a normal one until it turned way different. Bill runs into a beautiful lady in a green dress, and then another woman also appears. He thinks he’s hallucinating or having a great dream with 2 sexy woman. But this “dream” quickly turns into a nightmare and Bill goes missing from the mountain. He doesn’t realize just how much of a nightmare following the 2 woman into a cave, could be. The buxom babes are not who they appear to be.
Luckily Bill has some good friends that go looking for him, but will they ever find him? What danger are the friends in?
This book is an entertaining and very spicy read!! It’s out now, check it out!
🌶️🥵🌶️🥵🌶️🥵🌶️🥵🌶️
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟(4.5 rounded up)
Entertaining, spicy, band a bit of craziness in this novella!
Bill had been hiking the same mountain range for 26 years, and comes back each year for a hike. This years hike started out as a normal one until it turned way different. Bill runs into a beautiful lady in a green dress, and then another woman also appears. He thinks he’s hallucinating or having a great dream with 2 sexy woman. But this “dream” quickly turns into a nightmare and Bill goes missing from the mountain. He doesn’t realize just how much of a nightmare following the 2 woman into a cave, could be. The buxom babes are not who they appear to be.
Luckily Bill has some good friends that go looking for him, but will they ever find him? What danger are the friends in?
This book is an entertaining and very spicy read!! It’s out now, check it out!
🌶️🥵🌶️🥵🌶️🥵🌶️🥵🌶️
June 27, 2026
The Hills Have Thighs by Jerry Blaze is a rather entertaing and spice filled re-telling of the film.
In this retelling there are nympho mountain women with tig ole bitties who spend their time cannibalising females and keeping males as sex slaves, the particular sex slave this time round is called Bill, and initially Bill thinks he's in for a great time, well he is not, he thought using the wrong head!
I really enjoyed this book, the gore was fun and the plot was entertaining and very well done total 4/5
In this retelling there are nympho mountain women with tig ole bitties who spend their time cannibalising females and keeping males as sex slaves, the particular sex slave this time round is called Bill, and initially Bill thinks he's in for a great time, well he is not, he thought using the wrong head!
I really enjoyed this book, the gore was fun and the plot was entertaining and very well done total 4/5
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