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206 pages, Kindle Edition
First published March 26, 2015

“I try to act like I don’t care. Which I don’t. Not really. You know, in an alternative universe.”
“I mean, that’s the number one quality you look for in a guy, right? Being able to correctly identify your favorite Beatles?”
“I have no idea how you ‘accidentally’ see a movie, but clearly, it was a traumatic experience.”
“Unfortunately, I think infatuation is the most socially acceptable form of insanity.”
“I’ve got to be honest with you, while I don’t like being yelled at, I’m kind of impressed that she knows the word prepubescent.”
Sam: I’ll have you know that the last girl I dated was very smart.
Joni: That’s because you were in Kindergarten and she got a gold star for drawing a pony.
Sam: She set the bar pretty high.
Mel: Why are you so gross?
Sam: Would you want me any other way?
Mel: I’m actually pretty open to the idea.
Sam: Hey, as long as we’re set for life, you’re set for life. Unless you do something crazy, like rob a bank or kill a person.
Mel: Oh, darn. You just ruined all my holiday plans.
