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Killer Kin #1

How to Kidnap a Fake Date

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Discover a new and deliciously spicy dark romantic comedy, perfect for fans of Brynne Weaver, Navessa Allen and Lauren Biel

It's going to be a killer of a good time…

Sweet Maggie Hamilton comes from a long line of people paid to professionally end lives.

Unfortunately, Maggie is a family failure.

Age? Twenty-nine. Kill count? A deeply embarrassing zero.

So when her father decides to marry her off to her psychotic ex at thirty to help her take over the family business, Maggie hatches a plan for the world's worst fake relationship to buy some time.

Which is where broad-shouldered, bad-tempered, offensively attractive Roman Ellis comes in. Maggie's neighbour, who is about as interested in her as he is in a slow, painful death.

But Maggie isn't offering him a choice. With Roman tied to the passenger seat, she's taking him as her plus one to her father's second wedding in the Highlands.

All Maggie has to do is survive the week without dying, murdering anyone or letting anyone in a house of professional killers know that her serious long-term boyfriend is actually her hostage.

Unfortunately for her, Roman isn't going to make it that easy.

Packed with murder, wicked humour and killer spice, this dark romcom is the first in the addictive Killer Kin series.

236 pages, Paperback

Published July 30, 2026

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Profile Image for Ayman.
353 reviews118k followers
July 18, 2026
i am gobsmacked 😶

finally a dark romcom in which the female main character kidnaps the male main character!! love roles reversed. so refreshing!!

but honestly this was such a fun listening experience on audiobook. the accents plus the humor made this book so enjoyable. long story short, maggie comes from a line of professionals killers. the only problem, she hasn’t professionally killed anyone, hasn’t dabbled into the family business if you will. so her dads like ok you have to get married to your psychotic ex and she’s like ahahha wait i have a boyfriend tf??

surprise! she doesn’t so like any sane woman she kidnaps her hot 6 foot something broad shouldered neighbor who’s she’s been crushing on and masterbating over every night to be her date to her dads second wedding. totally normal.

the journey from london to the highlands of scotland is a long one especially when you’re tied to a car door against your will. however, roman quickly realized he’s into maggie’s crazy tendencies?? like it turns him on and being kidnapped turns kinky?? maggie and roman have to survive the wedding festivities together or die trying.

the best part of this book was roman matching maggie’s freak. everything maggie does, intentionally, sexy or not, turns him tf on. even when he’d had multiple chances to escape he’s like “hmm no i can’t leave her alone with her crazy ex” like homeboy wasn’t just drugged and held against his will.

i’m gasping im hiding im flustered 🫪
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907 reviews10.3k followers
February 10, 2026
For Maggie Hamilton, contract killing is the family business, and that means you can’t bring just anyone as your plus one to your dad‘s wedding. So, when all this fails, you kidnap your sexy neighbor, Roman Ellis, to be your date.

OMG! Unwilling is funny, sweet, bloody, and spicy. The most bizarrely perfect combo!! Easily and unquestionably my second 5⭐️ read of 2026!!

Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2
Burn: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Darkness: 🖤
Heat: 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Range of Emotions: 🫣🤭🫠🥵😍
Ending: 💗 {HEA}

POV: 👫🏻 {Dual | Present}

🗄️ Genre: Contemporary Romance
🗂️ Subgenre(s): Dark, Mystery/Suspense, New Adult, RomCom

✨ Tropes: Billionaire, Blackmail, Fake Relationship, Family Saga, Forced Proximity, Hidden Identity, Kidnapped/Captive, Mafia/Bratva/Organized Crime, Meet Cute(ish), Neighbors
 
💫 Microtropes: Caretaker/Protective MMC, “Good Girl”, Reformed Player, Tragic Past

🔆 Character: Contract Killer, Influencer

💋 Kinks: Dirty Talk, Finger Licking Good

🤰🏻 Pregnancy: n/a

🚩 Red Flags: n/a

⛔️ Safety Squad: Unaliving, Violence and other potentially triggering elements. Triggers may appear both on- and off-page, and in the past and present. If you have any hesitation, check the warnings before diving in. Otherwise, blind is best!!

📍 Setting: London 🇬🇧, Family Estate 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

⚠️ Warning: This sweet and steamy read will leave your panties damp and your cheeks flushed.

📣 Type: The Unwilling Plus One is the first book in The Killer Kin series series of interconnected standalones.

🛑 Be Advised: My Goodreads shelves are … explicit in both senses. As such, they could be considered spoiler-y.
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480 reviews329 followers
July 30, 2026
This was WAY cuter than I expected! This is one of those books that slowly sneaks up on you but it had everything I wanted to end up enjoying this book in one sitting. At first I didn't think this book was working for me and then all of a sudden, I couldn't put it down and absolutely loved these two adorable dorks in a very uncomfortable situation.

Roman and Maggie were perfect for each other, and I loved how their storyline slowly brought them together. The chemistry between them was undeniable and despite this being a romcom, Effie was able to slip some relatable truth into the storyline.

Overall, I definitely think this is worth a read.

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392 reviews334 followers
February 5, 2026
oh my god did i have the best time with this!! not only do i love fake dating, but i love banter and humor that is actually funny, and this delivered on literally every single level. i fear i have a new obsession. roman and maggie were so fun together, but i won't lie i didn't entirely feel the chemistry. it was there, but i think it gets lusty too quick for the tension to truly build and it took me out of it a little bit.

this book isn't going to be for everyone for sure, so check some triggers and just mentally prepare yourself to be a little grossed out at a few points. definitely some wtf moments in here that i didn't see the point of but it didn't take away from my enjoyment of the story really. i would say if you liked the ruinous love trilogy, then this is right up your alley!!

pre-read:
who doesn't love a dark rom-com? and it's fake dating!!!!

thank you to netgalley & the publisher for an arc. all opinions are my own.
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271 reviews
February 27, 2026
It was a fun story. A bit disjointed. The sex scenes felt v forced every time and 1 scene was suppperrr unnecessary (looking at you garda), grossed me out, added literally nothing to the experience except revulsion and almost made me Dnf. Im also not a fan of crude teen boy potty humor so that was a miss for me. And maybe also British humor? Didn’t know they had any but she tried.
The over all plot was kitschy and cute though so that was nice.
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151 reviews12 followers
February 2, 2026
I really enjoyed Roman and Maggies story. They’re an opposite attracts, but are good for each other - kind of couple.
You always need one morally gray person in a relationship and Maggie takes the title, even though she’s not in the family business of killing. Whilst, Roman isn’t entirely an honest person, it’s more that he’s gone down a rabbit hole and doesn’t know how to get out. I really like how Roman supports Maggie in the story, and that causes him to have some reflections of his own.
This book spoke to my dark sense of British humour. I will be coming back for book number 2 in the series.
Also, Roman’s Gran needs 5⭐️ all of her own.
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347 reviews16 followers
February 22, 2026
2,5 ⭐
Мені дуже сподобалась ідея з тим, що нарешті у нас головна героїня - викрадачка, але абсолютно не зайшла реалізація.
Дуже хаотичний, сирий текст, який після себе лишає купу питань. Герої розкриті досить поверхнево - ми дуже мало знаємо про них, їхні переживання і відчуття. Можливо, саме такою була задумка авторки, але мені вона не до вподоби.
Ну і хімії між героями я, на жаль, не відчула. Це було занадто вимушено.
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49 reviews2 followers
August 2, 2026
I went into How to Kidnap a Fake Date expecting a cute romance, but I ended up laughing way more than I should have.

Maggie is a glorious, walking ball of absolute catastrophe. All she wants is to impress her family and get out of an arranged marriage, but her execution? Unhinged. Enter Roman, her unsuspecting neighbor who was minding his own business (and struggling under the weight of his fake online persona) before being forcibly drafted into Maggie’s dad fooling scheme as a main character.

Honestly, Roman didn't stand a chance. Maggie is a menace, but their chemistry is ridiculously adorable, even when he has every logical reason to run for the hills, the man simply cannot stay away from her.

Honorable mention: Roman’s gran. She drinks whiskey and rum, eats chocolate cake, talks endless shit, and is so wholesome I want to put her in my pocket and keep her forever.

If you like chaotic heroines, exasperated hot neighbors, adorable grandmothers, and murderous families… give this one a read!
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281 reviews328 followers
July 23, 2026
I received this ALC from libro.fm in exchange for an honest review.

I had to DNF this one. I made it to the 50% mark but it was tough to get there. First up, the narrators voices seem completely wrong for this content. Particularly the male narrator. His accent was this weird put upon British accent that I’ve never heard from a single real live human.

Secondly the story did not work for me. I simply did not care about the characters. I didn’t care if they got together and did not care what happened to them. That’s a sure sign it’s time to DNF.

One star.
Profile Image for Melissa.
749 reviews80 followers
March 12, 2026
4.25/5 ⭐️
2.5/5 🌶️

When I read the blurb for The Unwilling Plus One, I knew I had to read this book. It sounded right up my alley. I love a good dark romcom, and this one promised a super fun twist on fake dating. Plus, the FMC is the morally grey one? We love to see the feminism, babe.

Maggie Hamilton comes from a family of assassins, but at twenty-nine with a kill count of zero, she’s basically the disappointment of the dynasty. When her father threatens to marry her off to her terrifying ex if she’s still single at thirty, Maggie does the only sensible thing: kidnaps her grumpy, extremely hot neighbor and forces him to pretend to be her boyfriend for a family wedding in the Scottish Highlands.

Roman Ellis—her neighbor and a supposedly celibate internet influencer—definitely did not sign up for this plan. But after being literally tied into Maggie’s chaos for an eleven-hour road trip and a week with her deeply unhinged family, he’s along for the ride whether he likes it or not.

This book absolutely delivers on the dark comedy. The humor is chaotic, the situations escalate in the most ridiculous ways, and Maggie’s internal narration had me laughing out loud more than once. The tone walks that perfect line between absurd, violent, and genuinely romantic.

I also loved the dynamic between Maggie and Roman. Roman’s grumpy, controlled personality makes the perfect foil for Maggie’s impulsive chaos. Their banter is sharp and funny, and the forced proximity (plus the fact that Roman starts the book literally tied to a car seat) sets up some great tension.

If you enjoy dark romcoms with morally questionable characters, ridiculous situations, and a heroine who is absolutely willing to threaten violence while falling in love, this one is a blast.

The Unwilling Plus One is spicy, chaotic, and a little bit unhinged—in the best way. A perfect pick if you like your romcoms with a body count. 🔪💘

Thanks to the author for an ARC of this book in exchange for an honest review.
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242 reviews134 followers
February 15, 2026
The Unwilling Plus One

What a story to tell your future grandkids. Your neighbor wanted you as a date to a wedding so badly... She kidnapped you!

star rating: 4 stars
spice level: 🌶️🌶️🌶️


Maggie. Failing serial killer. Up and coming stalker, surprisedly.

Roman is a liar. A hypocrite. And that's exactly what's gotten him into this predicament. That and proximity.

Now spending day in and day out with Maggie pretending to be a couple, Roman doesn't know if he's smitten with her or if that's just the Stockholm settling in.
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1,432 reviews133 followers
July 30, 2026
Maggie has an unusual family, everyone but Maggie are killers. Maggie knows her family wants her to take her place in the family business and she's tried but Maggie just can't do it. With her father's wedding approaching Maggie knows she will once again be asked when she will be a part of her family's legacy or be married off to her ex who she hates. Maggie likes her life it's nothing like her families but she's happy and next door is Roman, and Maggie knows exactly who Roman really is and she also knows she wants him.

Roman has a carefully curated life, he's made sure people only see what he wants them to see. He may not like all aspects of his life but gives him a life he couldn't imagine having any other way. The only person whose opinion matters is his grandmothers who he loves more than anyone else.

With her father's wedding right around the corner Maggie makes a plan to kidnap Roman and take him to the wedding. This plan is perfect, with Roman at the wedding talks of her marrying her ex will not be an issue and she's been trained all her life to kidnap someone, this should be so easy. So Maggie sets her plan into action, it can't go anything but easy. But Roman disagrees.

This book was so funny, the way Maggie thinks this is a good idea and sets out to achieve her goal makes this story so good. I loved the writing style of this author and just enjoyed this book in general. Maggie is funny and caring. Her families back story was so interesting. Roman isn't what he shows the world but when you see who he really is you see he is perfect for Maggie and a really good guy.

This is the perfect summer read. It's funny, fun and just one of those book you love to pick up. I couldn't get enough and didn't want to finish.

*Thank you Netgalley and Boldwood Books for this ARC
Profile Image for Tiffany ✨️ Bergamot Book Reviews.
639 reviews20 followers
Review of advance copy received from NetGalley
June 18, 2026
Maggie is terrible at the family business. As the eldest child, her future has already been planned. She'll take over and lead the charge as the next in line, or she'll need to marry someone who can do it for her. The prospects are low - as her family is in the business of contract killing - but she at least needs a buffer to delay the inevitable marriage to an absolute psychopath. Enter Roman, her handsome neighbour who's rife for blackmail, and Maggie's only hope at fake-boyfriending her way into more time to escape.

*****

I've read a few of Effie Campbell's books, and I knew that going into this I'd get good banter, some hot spice, and absolute weirdos with a vibe. This did not disappoint! I loved that Maggie was such an oddball. She was an outcast in her own unique family, and socially inept when it come to her hot-as-sin neighbour. Her deciding to kidnap him, instead of befriending him and asking his assistance, added the perfect quirky strangeness to set this book on a comical turn - even with the gore and murder.

Roman was his own interesting character, and I wish we got a bit more of him, because his backstory is wild. How he got into his lifestyle and it spun out of control was so intriguing, and watching him slowly self-destruct under layers of lies and guilt made him and Maggie the perfect oddball pairing. She pushed him to be better - while making her own terrible choices - and he encouraged her to be better, while also self-examining his own behaviour.

All in all, this was funny, weird and cute, and I can't wait to read the next book in the series!

*****

I was sent a complimentary advanced reader copy. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
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39 reviews2 followers
February 8, 2026
Stop this book was soooo good ☺️ I ate this book up so quick. This book is a dark rom-com heavy on the ROM-COM though. It was funny, the characters were so well written. You could feel the confidence or lack their of on the page, you could really feel the emotion and connection and I put that all down to Effie's beautiful, easy going and funny writing.

Unwilling Plus One, is a laugh out loud rom com about Maggie and Roman. Both have secrets that the world definitely can't know about, one being more deadly than the other. Maggie is in a predicament and needs a date so what better to do than kidnap her HOT AF neighbour and force him to fake date her for her father's wedding by blackmailing him.

The vibes:
Fake Dating
Forced proximity
Road Trip
Grumpy X Sunshine
Opposites attract
TW: Killer Family

Overall I loved this book, it was funny, suspenseful and a little spicy which made it so much fun to read. I'm looking forward to continuing the series with Eliza's book.

Thank you to NetGalley and Effie Campbell for this arc ☺️
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332 reviews2 followers
February 7, 2026
an absolute delight to read.
this book was fun to read it's full of crazy plans, dark family dynasties and family expectations, murder, the coolest pet ever, witty banter and spice so hot.
this is such a good darkish Romcom and the perfect escape from reality.
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380 reviews3 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
January 26, 2026
ARC review

This book is wild. Imagine this: You get drugged to be taken as a plus one to a wedding by, I kid you not, a failed contract killer!
Maggie is our failed contract killer, that needs to go home, to Scotland, to attend a whole series of wedding activities. She knows she will be forced to wed someone she doesn't want. So in order to avoid this she drugs, kidnaps and basically forces her neighbor, Roman, to be her fake boyfriend.
The story that follows is hilarious and the banter in it is sharp and sarcastic. Exactly how I like it.
The book is relatively short (not a bad thing), so I do feel we could have a little bit more insight in the family written in the book. Also the 180 Roman did considering his behavior towards Maggie could have been dragged out a bit more.
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23 reviews4 followers
July 9, 2026
Ugh….this is what I get for trying to follow through with something I read in a book without thinking it through completely. I should have listened to my conscious and did a little more research first before I just dived straight in and went for it. But did I listen? No. Then again, do I blame myself?

I stare back at the 6ft man tied up, blindfold on, and unconscious with his clearly defined washboard abs on display while his tanned skin glistens in the moonlight like he's the perfect definition of what "God's Gift" would be. God's Gift is right because I've been watching him for the past year outside my window every MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, and FRIDAY when I work from home and when I go to work/come home from “in office days” on TUESDAYS and THURSDAYS – he’s the LITERAL definition of “perfect man” to me which is why he instantly became my target for the “kidnapping” I’m currently in the middle of.

He’s a creature of habit, as most people are, but I don’t mind. This is what made it so easy to come up to him, ask for assistance with something at night, and have him here, in my backyard, clearly unaware that I stabbed him with an elephant tranquilizer where he should be waking up in the next 15 minutes. Which, I will inject a different serum after his eyes open so that he has no movement of the lower half of his body. Now all that is left is to get him to my garage where the car awaits and I can strap him in the passenger seat for us to take a ride out towards the sunset. Well…. maybe not sunset since it’s nighttime now….but you know what I mean.

I re-open “How To Kidnap A Fake Date” by Effie Campbell to do a run through of what Maggie had done from her side to see if there was anything I had missed, pack the book within my backpack, and then make my way toward my new “fake date” that I’ll be bringing with me to the airport. Easy enough. Then again, the hardest part has yet to come…figuring out how to get him on the plane….willingly.

When I saw that NetGalley approved for me to read an ARC for How To Kidnap a Fake Date by Effie Campbell, I could not have screamed loud enough as this is a HUGE ANTICIPATED READ for me. Already having read Heart Eyes, which was another great work of art by the author, I knew I was going to be in for a fun ride and this ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT for me. In fact, I found myself DEVOURING this within a day and couldn’t put it down.
Rather than hear me gush over how much I LOVED this book, let me start you off by listing out some of the tropes to let you be the judge:

💉Neighbors To Enemies To Lovers
💉Fake Dating x Kidnapping
💉Family x Murder Drama
💉Delicious Banter
💉Forced Proximity
💉Sweet, Funny, & Spicy Scenes

Mixing this with an overview of the book….
We have our FMC Maggie, who is bluntly put, not like her family members and is having a hard time putting herself in the same category as the rest of them. While many would say they understand, what most people don’t realize is WHO Maggie’s family ties are and how her family literally “kill” for a living. While not for a lack of trying, our FMC just can’t seem to get herself to initiate her first kill and with a deadline set on her by her father, she’s under a lot of pressure to either ( A ) showcase she can do the job or ( B ) have an arranged marriage to someone who can. Because as the eldest daughter next in line to take over the business, she must prove her worth and time is ticking.

Insert our MMC, Roman, who is Maggie’s neighbor, a social media superstar, and outright liar to his audience he streams to on his platform. This man is everything Maggie wants…minus the liar part….and has been secretly snapping photos of him to send to her family that think he is the “boyfriend” she has been seeing. Maggie, in reality, doesn’t have one and has been using Roman as the muse without his knowing. Unfortunately, this causes her family to request to have Roman come with her to her father’s wedding which puts Maggie in an awkward position figuring out how to make that happen. Most “normal” people would have just walked over and asked – but Maggie on the other hand, took matters into her own hands in a different way. Rather, Maggie has the ultimate plan to kidnap her neighbor and take him along as her “fake date” while portraying the boyfriend she’s been telling her family he is. The hard part now is how she is going to get him to do that….willingly.

Sounds good, right? In fact, I am absolutely ESTATIC while writing this and it makes me want to immediately go through a re-read of this. In fact, now that I think about it, I might want to start the audiobook of this when it’s ready…because that would absolutely be wild ride!
Overall, I greatly enjoyed my journey alongside our MCs Maggie and Roman. Both characters, with their back-and-forth banter and comedic internal monologues, really provide an enjoyable experience for anyone looking for a break from the usual classic romance or romantasy releases piling on our growing TBR Carts. I am very curious to see what comes next in this series as this was BOOK 1 and looks like there is another planned soon which I cannot wait to hear about.
The chemistry between both characters was fantastic and loved how I couldn’t stop smiling from START to FINISH with this storyline – in fact, the way that this author writes her characters is so rewarding in itself that you can related to both of our MCs and the struggles they are going through in this hilarious adventure.

Absolutely cannot recommend this enough and am screaming from the mountain tops to have everyone pick this up when it releases on JULY 30 2026!
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562 reviews141 followers
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
January 31, 2026
Thank you to NetGalley for giving me this ARC in exchange for an honest review.

Actual rating 3.5 ⭐️

First Effie Campbell book and it did not disappoint! This was such a good dark rom-com. It's funny, a little dark and very chaotic...and I loved it! Can't wait for Eliza's story!
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1,360 reviews72 followers
March 29, 2026
Was it necessary to hammer home how 'weird' she is? The reader is told over and over and over and over again. A couple of times, sure. Then show us.

Otherwise, it's decent enough.
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68 reviews1 follower
February 9, 2026
⭐️⭐️½ | 🌶️ 1

Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for the ARC.

The Unwilling Plus One is a dark rom-com that had some cute moments, but overall it didn’t quite land for me.

The story itself is fun in concept, but the execution felt forced and a little cringey at times. Maggie, unfortunately, was the biggest struggle for me. She’s so hard on herself for almost the entire book that it started to feel like even the author didn’t want the reader to like her. I really wish we had more backstory with her family — even though they kind of suck — because their treatment of Maggie (for a solid 60% of the book) felt excessive and frustrating rather than compelling.

Roman was another miss for me. He comes across as having the hots for basically every woman except Maggie… until suddenly he doesn’t, and now he’s all in. That shift didn’t feel earned, which made the romance harder to buy into.

I’ll be honest: I had to force myself past the 30% mark. That said, the book does improve as it goes on. Once the plot starts coming together, the pacing feels better and the story becomes more enjoyable. The banter has some genuinely cute moments, and while there is some gore, it’s nothing unexpected given the whole family-of-murderers situation.

Also — and I mean this with my whole heart — heck Eddie. Why Maggie’s family would ever want her with him absolutely baffles me.

My favorite character? The crow. No notes.

The ending was cute, but not particularly memorable. Overall, this is a semi-cute book that I’m sure will work for the right reader — it just wasn’t for me.
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355 reviews22 followers
February 10, 2026
Unhinged dark romcom with delicious banter and ridiculous chaos

I usually don't like written romcoms and I can only stomache them in audio version...
...but the blurb of this one made me make an instant exception.
And booooooooooy, did it deliver!

Some of my favorite LOL moments include:
🤣how she did not think about how she would get him -all drugged up- down the stairs
🤣how she "helps" him take a wee
🤣how she is known by her sister as the pillow humper

My favorite quotes:
It must be so much easier to lure them to their deaths like a siren calling ships to splinter themselves upon rocks than to have to come at them like a rabid little raccoon.

Dear heavens above. What I'd give for thirty minutes of time on that ride. I'd have to gag his lying mouth, but it would be worth it.

'For the next few days, while we're here,' he says, squeezing my fingers, 'it's us verus everyone else.'
'Our odds are horrendous.' I say, pulling my dress down.
'I've always liked an underdog.'
Woof woof.


What it is about:
Maggie is a wannabe assassin, who cannot stand the sight of blood.
Roman is a blogger who preaches abstinence, after a broken heart, but who actually eases his loneliness through anonymous hookups.
She -desperately- needs a Plus One to her father's wedding and has thought of one solution... 👀

What I loved:
📝the dedication "For my fellow oddballs, who never quite fit. Have you considered kidnapping a hottie to fake date until he falls for you? No? Me either..."
✍️the delicous writing, with little gems like
🌶️the step-by-step buildup to full-on s*x
🐦‍⬛the one-eyed pet crow that hates all strangers, except Roman
🏃‍♂️
🔞adult characters (32H, 29h)
➕the extra bonus scene (if you sign up for her newsletter)
🤪the WTF craziness of her deranged ex
🚫how relatable her chaos and messiness is
🖤despite it being a dark romcom, he still has a proper -tragic- background story

What you need to know:
📚interconnected standalone
🫂dual pov, 1st person
🗺️London and Scotland
🔄️opposites attract
🔆grumpy x sunshine
💌fake dating
🏡forced proximity (road trip, parents' house)
🔪killer family chaos
🤳influencer MMC x failed contract killer FMC
💏neighbors to captor/captive to lovers
👑he calls her "Princess"
🏍️he rides a bike
💔3rd act breakup
🔥steamy
❤️HEA

For the safety squad:
🌶️spice
🦺content warnings
Profile Image for Tiffany ✨️ Bergamot Book Reviews.
639 reviews20 followers
March 22, 2026
Maggie is terrible at the family business. As the eldest child, her future has already been planned. She'll take over and lead the charge as the next in line, or she'll need to marry someone who can do it for her. The prospects are low - as her family is in the business of contract killing - but she at least needs a buffer to delay the inevitable marriage to an absolute psychopath. Enter Roman, her handsome neighbour who's rife for blackmail, and Maggie's only hope at fake-boyfriending her way into more time to escape.

*****

I've read a few of Effie Campbell's books, and I knew that going into this I'd get good banter, some hot spice, and absolute weirdos with a vibe. This did not disappoint! I loved that Maggie was such an oddball. She was an outcast in her own unique family, and socially inept when it come to her hot-as-sin neighbour. Her deciding to kidnap him, instead of befriending him and asking his assistance, added the perfect quirky strangeness to set this book on a comical turn - even with the gore and murder.

Roman was his own interesting character, and I wish we got a bit more of him, because his backstory is wild. How he got into his lifestyle and it spun out of control was so intriguing, and watching him slowly self-destruct under layers of lies and guilt made him and Maggie the perfect oddball pairing. She pushed him to be better - while making her own terrible choices - and he encouraged her to be better, while also self-examining his own behaviour.

All in all, this was funny, weird and cute, and I can't wait to read the next book in the series!

*****

I was sent a complimentary advanced reader copy. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
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July 26, 2026
⋆˚࿔ How to Kidnap a Fake Date review 𝜗𝜚˚⋆
┆ ⤿ 3.25 stars

I had to pick up this book because I LOVE seeing women in male-dominated fields. When I saw the plot line was HER kidnapping HIM I was absolutely sold.

I was lucky enough to get an ALC from Libro FM and Boldwood Books! I really enjoy dual POV it always makes the audiobook feel so immersive so this was fun listen.

Our FMC Maggie has to kidnap our MMC Roman in order to secure a fake date for her father's wedding, as well to deter her dad from trying to set her up with her killer-ex. I really liked the setup and I'm a sucker for fake dating, especially with higher stakes! The banter and writing was funny and kept me laughing from the beginning.

My only con was that about halfway through the book I began to feel a shift in my energy and wasn't as excited to continue. There was a few mysteries that I was curious about the resolution to but other than that I ended up enjoying the first half more than the second. The romance felt like it wasn't paced as well as I would have liked as I felt there was an abrupt shift in interest from Roman rather than a deserved change in feelings.

I am interested in checking out book 2 as I really liked the chemistry and tension I felt between Eliza and James!

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😈 FMC Kidnapper
😈 Family Drama
😈 Fake Dating
😈 Pay-For-Hire Killers

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Thank you to Libro FM and Boldwood Books for the ALC!
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February 9, 2026
If laugh out loud, over the top, crude humor is your thing then this is a solid 5⭐️ must read!

⚠️ Warning: First thing’s first… this book is graphic. It’s graphic in violent and sexual content. And I’m not just talking spice, it was graphic even when it wasn’t a spicy scene. Much of it was heavily laced with dark humor and it just so happens I found it flipping hilarious. But, I also have a twisted sense of humor so proceed with caution because this book is not going to be for everyone. I’m pretty hard to gross out and even I was like… ok… was that REALLY necessary? Like the👮 “vandalizing” the side of Maggie’s car. 😖

I can’t begin to count all of the times I busted out in laughter while reading this story. Even at the most inopportune times, like sitting in a quiet waiting area with other parents. Maggie is just about as awkward as they come but it was what made this book what it was.

The first 50% of the book was flawless IMO. It was around the halfway mark that the pacing started to get a little wonky but eventually it evened itself out. Judging this book at a romance standpoint is where the rating starts to slip a little. I was enjoying Roman’s hatred for Maggie and was slightly disappointed when he immediately falls into lust and a physical relationship with her so quickly. It’s ok though, it was fun seeing them work as a dynamic duo throughout the rest of the wedding trip charades. I would have liked to see a little more personality from the supporting characters (aside from Granny of course) but honestly the comedy was so dang good that I didn’t really care much about anything else.

There were some grammatical errors, the only reason they bothered me is because I would find myself pausing to reread and make sure I wasn’t reading it wrong. And no, I’m not referring to the British English phrases and spelling.

I am very excited to continue on with the series and I hope Maggie’s tattooed, quiet baby brother, Fraser gets a book in the series after Eliza.

Thank you, NetGalley and Effie Campbell for an e-arc of The Unwilling Plus One! I can’t wait to recommend this to my fellow readers with a twisted sense of humor.
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February 10, 2026
So you have a wedding to go to and need a date.
Obviously the logical solution is to do what Maggie does.

Stalk your super hot neighbor, learn his routine, kidnap him, and convince him to pretend to be your fake boyfriend for a week to keep your family off your back. No big deal, right?

Unwilling Plus One is very much an enemies-to-lovers, forced proximity situation, and watching these two be “thrown” together when they absolutely do not want to be was so much fun.

There’s tension, stubbornness, and that slow shift from irritation to something deeper that felt really natural. I liked that the relationship built up and didn’t feel rushed. You can actually see them softening, opening up, and catching feelings whether they want to or not. Maggie is a special kind of weird that Roman can’t seem to get enough of, while there may be more to Roman than Maggie expected.

The banter between them was the highlight for me, though. I love sarcastic humor, and their conversations were laced with it in the best way.

If slow-burn romance, forced proximity, and characters who fight their feelings every step of the way sounds like your vibe, then this one might be for you.
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February 23, 2026
Thank you to NetGalley for the opportunity to read this! I had so much fun with The Unwilling Plus One by Effie Campbell. This was one of those books I picked up thinking it would just be a cute, quick romance… and then suddenly I was fully invested in every awkward interaction, every bit of tension, and every “oh no, they absolutely don’t hate each other” moment.

The forced proximity and plus-one setup could’ve felt predictable, but it never did. The banter was sharp without being over-the-top, and I loved how the chemistry built through irritation first. You could feel that shift from obligation to something real, and it felt earned. I especially appreciated that the emotional beats weren’t glossed over…especially when things got vulnerable, they actually got vulnerable.

And the slow realization that maybe the person you least wanted to be stuck with is the one who sees you the clearest? I ate that up.

It was flirty, funny, and surprisingly heartfelt. By the end, I was grinning like an idiot. Exactly the kind of romance that reminds me why I love this trope in the first place.

Effie Campbell absolutely delivered.
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February 20, 2026
The Unwilling Plus One is what happens when dark humor, fake dating, and unhinged family drama collide — and it was SO much fun.

Maggie was born into a family of assassins and is expected to take over the business… small problem: she’s never actually taken a life. Now her father’s wedding is looming, and if she shows up alone, she risks being handed back to her dangerously unstable ex.

So she does the only logical thing — kidnaps her hot neighbor and forces him to pretend to be her boyfriend.

Roman did not sign up for an 11-hour road trip zip-tied to a car door, but honestly? The tension. The banter. The slow shift from “I hate you” to “oh no.”

The wedding weekend at her family estate was absolute chaos. I never knew what was coming next — every scene felt like it could explode in the best way.

What I loved most was how both Maggie and Roman changed. Under all the madness, there’s vulnerability, growth, and a surprisingly sweet payoff.

Dark rom-com lovers? This one is a must.
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850 reviews49 followers
February 6, 2026
4/5 ⭐️
2/5 🌶️

Thanks to NetGalley, BooksGoSocial, and Effie Campbell for an ARC in exchange for my honest review.

This was delightfully dark and funny. If you are a fan of dark rom-coms this is a great choice for you. We’ve got fake, forced dating and they’re both freaks. 🥵 Our FMC is a failed contract killer and our MMC is a slightly sleazy “celibacy” influencer who sits on a throne of lies. At least he’s hot. She literally kidnaps him to take him as her date to her father’s wedding! This is unhinged in the best way. There is eyeball stuff and a crow that is not a pet…but basically a pet. These two are really cute together, honestly, and I appreciated the way they overcame their own conflicts. This was a great story and the characters were fleshed out so well. I can’t wait for Eliza’s book!
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March 29, 2026
Tropes:

🖤 Dark romcom
🗡️ Failed assassin FMC
🪢She kidnaps him
☑️Family chaos
🎭 Hidden identity
🥸Fake dating

Spice: 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Maggie needs a date to her father's wedding or face an arranged marriage to a man she has no interest in.

She’s found the perfect date, and all she has to do is drug him, kidnap him, and get him to agree to play along. Sounds easy enough.

This book had me giggling way more than I probably should have! It was absolutely hilarious. The banter between Maggie and Roman was the heart of the story. I loved watching Roman go from abductee to protective fake boyfriend. It was refreshingly funny, not crazy dark but still unhinged, and you still get a cute ending. Definitely recommend if you’re looking for a quick dark romcom read!


Thank you Effie Campbell for providing me a copy of this book via NetGalley in exchange for my honest review!

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