I used to download a lot of free e-books, but now do so only rarely because I have learned that while there are some real gems out there for free, the adage that “you get what you pay for” is true most of the time. Helltown: An Occult Horror Mystery, which I got as a freebie e-book download, isn’t one of the gems. In fact, I found reading it distasteful. If I hadn’t had it loaded onto the Kindle app on my phone and read it in bits pieces when I’d be waiting in line somewhere or at other odd moments, I don’t think I would have ever finished reading it otherwise. And I very seldom don’t finish books I start—for one thing, I don’t feel right judging a book I haven’t read all the way through.
The problem with Helltown is that it reads like a sketched-out outline for a book. It’s disjointed, I felt like I didn’t really know much about the characters, and what I did know, I didn’t like. The protagonists—rather, the victims, and there are a lot of them—are for the most part not very likable, and the antagonists are, frankly, disgusting. I’ve read a lot of Rex Miller books (the “Chainsaw” series) and Michael Slade books (the “Special X” series), and quite a bit of splatterpunk fiction, so I think I have a fairly strong stomach, but not only did I find the bad guys in Helltown unsavory, I simply didn’t care about them. The book reads like a beginning writer’s early effort to write a psychological horror novel. It certainly isn’t a “mystery.” I seldom give a book a one-star rating—mainly because I try to be a bit more selective in what I read, so I mostly stay away from junk in the first place—but I cannot find anything in Helltown to merit a higher rating.
Postscript: I actually acquired Helltown: An Occult Mystery as the first half of a two-book bundle, World's Scariest Places: Volume Two: Helltown & Island of the Dolls. I didn’t learn until after I finished reading it that not only is Helltown an actual place in Ohio, but all the occult and weird goings-on in the book are based on real local legends. According to Atlas Obscura, “The abandoned village now colorfully known as ‘Helltown’ is purportedly teeming with crybaby bridges, spooked school buses, mass human sacrifice scenes, and a mutant python for good measure,” and author Jeremy Bates manages to cram every single bit of scary local lore into the book, which I admit, is something of an accomplishment. I just wish he could have done a more literary—a more entertaining—job of doing so. (I have, against my better judgement, started the second volume in the omnibus, Island of the Dolls, and it has, thankfully, so far proved to be a much, much better-written tale.)