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Felines of New York: A Glimpse Into the Lives of New York's Feline Inhabitants

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Featuring more than 100 photos and quotes from cats in America’s most glamorous city, Felines of New York exposes the furry underbelly of New York City’s most glamorous, self-important residents.

Where New York humans are accomplished, interesting, thoughtful, creative, and even sometimes tragic figures, the cats are simply cats. They do not stand in line for brunch, or have season tickets to the Met, or go indoor-rock climbing in Brooklyn. They do not shop at thrift stores or nibble finger sandwiches at the Russian Tea Room. And they certainly do not give a flying f*ck about the Yankees.

No, the felines of New York bathe, purr, bask languidly in the sun, and occasionally cast baleful glances at the humans who provide them food and shelter. They are proof that behind every New Yorker, there lays a cat just waiting to destroy their IKEA futon and then eat their faces off when they die.

240 pages, Paperback

First published November 24, 2015

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Profile Image for Angie.
359 reviews1,035 followers
January 11, 2016
I'm quite surprised at how much I enjoyed this book! I saw it at the library and decided to check it out and see what the book was all about and loved it. It has great colored pictures with hilarious comments that are written from the point of view from the cat in the picture. This would be a perfect coffee table book or book in your guest room. Another reviewer on goodreads mentioned that this book is similar to Humans of New York, which I've heard about on Facebook but had no idea it was a book. Let alone written in the format of this book. So I just put that one on hold at the library. Can't wait to read that one too. I also had no idea Felines of New York was a website until I read that in the back of the book so right now while writing this I am also checking out that hilarious website.
Profile Image for Melissapalmer404.
1,335 reviews37 followers
December 3, 2016
Book #126 Read in 2016
Felines of New York by Jim Tews

Yet another must read for cat lovers. This book highlights the cats of New York--with beautiful pictures and sarcastic commentary. I highly recommend it to make you smile!
Profile Image for LilyCat.
185 reviews43 followers
July 21, 2016
AWWWW.....

Very adorable, with lots of cute pictures of various cats in their habitats. Warning-- not for children. The cats talk as cats probably would if they could, and do cuss sometimes.
Profile Image for Ellen Pilch.
Author 3 books18 followers
February 19, 2016
This was a cute book. The photography was excellent and their lines were funny I was disappointed because I wanted to know more about each cat. Most were indoor cats, but there were some outside that I assume were strays and I want to know if the author tried to help them or just took photos.
Profile Image for Anna.
769 reviews154 followers
February 14, 2022
Cute as far as the little interviews with each of the kitties, and I also did like the pictures. However, the reason why I'm taking off stars is because of the language. I felt it was very unreasonable and useless to add in several strong swear words. They felt random and were completely pointless.

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Profile Image for Tania.
117 reviews50 followers
September 15, 2019
I'm grateful for sharing a planet with cats.
Profile Image for yacoob.
248 reviews7 followers
July 12, 2017
Fun idea, decent execution. Probably funnier if you know NYC and understand the stereotypes. A few of the commentaries were spot on.
Profile Image for Tracy.
173 reviews
February 9, 2016
3.5 stars
I am not familiar with the blog, but I heard it was humorously based on Humans of New York. It's a mixed bag for me. My first impression was finding myself underwhelmed with the almost boring and amateur seeming photos and lame "interviews" with the cats. It didn't help that I had just seen the gorgeous photos from Curious Cats, and these just don't compare. Coming back to it a week later, I could appreciate its strengths better and see more why it's popular. The premise is cool, and the photographer goes around getting pictures of all sorts of cats on their own turf, so these cats are not models, and the settings are not studio-perfect or carefully staged. That's where the pictures can seem amateurish with the sometimes distracting clutter of the background. The photos are of the cats, but the shots of the different cats have a similar look to them (either just sitting or lying and staring wide-eyed at the camera). Only a few shots are interesting enough to warrant a longer look at. The quotes and snippets of interviews are mercifully short, but they all have the same ironic tone. A few are actually LOL funny and clever, and some make thoughtful observations. Not a bad read.
Profile Image for Elizabeth.
6 reviews
February 28, 2020
Great book to relax and laugh while on the Vet. That’s actually how I read it lol.
Profile Image for Geraldine.
227 reviews
March 2, 2017
How to convince the husband to get a cat.

Step one: buy book filled with cute cat pictures.
Step two: send hubby pictures of cats periodically. Make sure he reads the book.
Step three: pray.

Im going to be completely honest here. No shame. I ordered this book to stare at cat pictures. It was cheap, and worth it. I love cats and anything to do with them. Plus, Humans Of New York has become one of my favorite books. This book is basically filled with pictures of cats with quotes next to them. The quotes are humorous and done in a Humans Of New York style. Definitely worth a read. If only for the cats.
Profile Image for Laura.
3,249 reviews102 followers
December 2, 2015
Are you familiar with Humans of New York? Good. This is not Humans of New York, but it takes that concept and applies it to random cats.

In that respect, it is quite cleaver. You get the kind of dialogues you would expect a cat to have, if a cat could talk, done in the style of the "confessions" that peole have in Humans of New York. It is just long enough that you don't get sick of it.

Not sure if it is quite as funny if you aren't familiar with Humans of New York, which you should also read, and I will review once my book arrives.

Profile Image for Selena Pigoni.
1,941 reviews263 followers
July 7, 2016
Pictures with silly captions, supposedly uttered by the cats in an interview. It was cute and funny. If you like cats and want to know what they'd say if they could talk, you'd probably like this.

My favorite is probably Tanooki's:
"I heard this mouse on the floor and I was, like, "Not in my house!" Then I killed it. Pretty quick, too.

That mouse there? That's a toy.

No, it's not, it's a dead mouse. It's been dead for months.

Okay
Profile Image for Beth.
1,081 reviews14 followers
July 18, 2016
Ranges from mildly amusing to LOL. The photos are enjoyable and many capture the felines' personalities, although you can tell from the large eyes with big pupils that most cats were a bit freaked out about this stranger getting too close and pointing something at them. Very creative 'conversations'--I can't help wondering if the author/photographer got some of the cats' histories from their humans.

Well worth browsing or perhaps devouring (depending on your sense of humor) for all cat fans.
Profile Image for Jennie.
222 reviews39 followers
September 27, 2016
So, I got this for like .74. Yeah. I would have gladly paid twice as much.

I love this book, not just for the pictures. I mean, I have my own cats. I can look at them all I want at home (ostensibly) for free. The text makes this book fabulous--it's self-absorbed, just this side of obnoxious--just so perfectly cat like.
Profile Image for Allison.
848 reviews26 followers
November 25, 2015
This book is HILARIOUS. It has totally captured the tone of the interviews of Humans of New York and matched them with gorgeous photos of cats. Give this to you cat fancier friends. I guarantee they will love it.
Profile Image for MKF.
1,495 reviews
February 20, 2016
A part of me thought this would be humorous to read but only one got me to laugh. It was interesting to read about what cats would talk about if they could talk. The best part was the photographs of the cats!
Profile Image for Janette Mcmahon.
889 reviews13 followers
December 8, 2015
Simply beautiful photographs and fun to read. For any cat lover and owner, yes, your cat attitude is all here.
Profile Image for Christina.
1,566 reviews20 followers
May 30, 2016
Very entertaining take on Humans of New York.
Profile Image for Myriam Stajkowski.
3 reviews1 follower
January 26, 2018
What an absolutely charming book! The author Jim Tews is definitely marriage material! I didn't expect such a book from a man - I thought it was a female author. I love that the book is dedicated to all the cats of the world - and that the author does their bidding now. That's the sort of spell that cats cast on you.

Perfect coffee table book and such beautiful photographs. I'd be able to read this book every day.
Profile Image for Sally Hegedus.
67 reviews18 followers
February 16, 2023
I LOVED this book! The author, Jim Tews, “interviews” cats who reside throughout NYC and provides very nice quality color photos of each. Tews is a comedian, so the short snippets from the interviews that accompany the photos are delightfully wry and clever while perfectly capturing the essence of the feline spirit. I thoroughly enjoyed every one of them. This is a book that any cat lover will smile and laugh their way through. Definitely five stars!
Profile Image for Holly.
735 reviews25 followers
June 18, 2017
I loved Humans of New York, but this is a funny and freakin' adorable take on that concept. Some of the cats were sweet, some snarky. My favorite had to be Sheba from the Lower East Side. "You ever hear of the Canary Islands? I'm going there when I get out. Just a sunny island with a shit ton of birds. What a goddamn dream." :D
Profile Image for Brian Hutzell.
558 reviews17 followers
July 18, 2017
Thoroughly entertaining spoof of the "Humans of New York" website and books. Because these are New York cats, the author has given them New York voices, which means the language is sometimes PG-13. It's never vulgar though, and the humor makes it clear that the author knows his cats!
34 reviews1 follower
June 17, 2019
A quick read but fun, especially for cat livers. Occasional rough language, otherwise would get 5 stars from me. Often laugh out loud hilarious. Ever wonder what your cat is thinking? Wonder no more!
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8,847 reviews18 followers
October 30, 2019
At first I didn't think I'd like the book. But about 15 pages in I started to giggle at the text. This was SO funny! If you like cats, pictures of cats, and cats describing their lives, then you must read this book.
Profile Image for Karen.
166 reviews
June 23, 2017
Very entertaining book. I laughed all the way through it. ;) The photos were nice too. If you are cat person you will love it.
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