If you think I can just walk by a book of erotic poems and not pick it up. . . well, you just don't know me.
I'm not only a lifelong lover of poetry, I'm a gal who likes to get her hands on erotica. It's either inspiring and I want to keep it, or it's awful, and I want to use it for a snarky review.
With erotica, it's easy to be cheesy (as evidenced by page 178 of this collection):
Your pink cowboy hat is my vagina. . .
But, as soon as I turned the page from that one, I flipped to page 112 and found:
You are the one
I am lit for.
Come with your rod
that twists
and is a serpent.
I am the bush.
I am burning
I am not consumed.
(Lucille Clifton, to a dark moses)
Okay, so I went ahead and gave it a slow nod and reached for my cigarettes. I quickly became convinced that this one was a keeper. It is.
This collection is edited by David Lehman and in his refreshingly succinct Introduction he writes:
You can safely say that pornography “appeals to the prurient interest,” whereas erotica has “literary or artistic value.” The key word in that formulation is “value,” and certainly, in the making of this book, I wanted poems that have added value to our lives and our culture.
Well, Mr. Lehman, you did a nice job here.
In this compilation of poems, beginning at 1800, you can find humor:
I love to masturbate, especially
After a poem of mine's accepted in
A literary magazine. Shit--
I open up that letter, smile awhile
And think, “This one goes out to Don, a total
Tool who I temped for in '89:
Data-mother-fucking-entry this.”
Who's got “inappropriate footwear” now?
“The inappropriate footwear's on the other
Foot today, you hick,” I tell him, tell
Them all, as lifting up my shirt, I notice
Nipples! Mine (O, gorgeous areolas!-
Pink as peonies)! And ass (my bouncy
Pony, prance in skintight smarty-pants!)!
(Jennifer Knox, Another Motive for Metaphor)
You can find philosophy:
. . . What is desire but the wish for some
relief from the self, the prisoner let out
into a small square of sunlight with a single
red flower and a bird crossing the sky, to lean back
against the bricks with the legs outstretched,
to feel the sun warming the brow, before returning
to one's mortal cage, steel doors slamming
in the cell block, steel bolts sliding shut?
(Stephen Dobyns, Desire)
You can find the scintillating:
I must tell you
this young tree
whose round and firm trunk
between the wet
pavement and the gutter
(where water
is trickling) rises
bodily
into the air with
one undulant
thrust half its height-
and then
dividing and waning
sending out
young branches on
all sides-
hung with cocoons
it thins till nothing is left of it
but two
eccentric knotted
twigs
bending forward
hornlike at the top
(William Carlos Williams, Young Sycamore)
You can find the depressing:
When I haven't been kissed in a long time,
I walk behind well-dressed women
on cold December mornings and shovel
the steamy exhalations pluming from their lips
down my throat with both hands, hoping
a single molecule will cling to my lungs.
I sneak into the ladies' room of a fancy
restaurant, dig in the trashcan for a napkin
where a woman checked her lipstick,
then go home, light candles, put on Barry White,
and gently press the napkin all over my body.
I think leeches are the most romantic creatures
because all they want to do is kiss. If only
someone invented a kinder, gentler leech,
I'd paint it bright pink and pretend
Winona Ryder's lips crawled off her face,
up my thigh, and were sucking on my swollen
bicep. When I haven't been kissed,
I create civil disturbances, then insult
the cops who show up, till one grabs me
by the collar and hurls me against the squad car,
so I can remember, at least for a moment,
what it's like to be touched.
(Jeffrey McDaniel, When a man hasn't been kissed)
You can find hetero and homo erotic poems here, as well as some fringe and fetish poems (but, truly, nothing too dark). But, unfortunately for me, maybe one too many poems with a. . . you fuck me like my Daddy fucked me theme, bringing this collection down from a five to a four.
For me, incest and pedophilia have no business in any erotic collection. ANY. As soon as you have made someone who is non-consenting your victim, you have lost any erotic connection for me.
Let's keep the erotic poetry collection for the CONSENTING ADULTS, shall we?
Do not mistake me; very few poems in here represent that aspect, but it would be irresponsible of me not to mention it in a review.
Also. . . I must admit that the poems represented here by Sharon Olds and Louise Gluck did nothing to improve my relationship with either one of those female poets. Still ain't happening for me, ladies.
But, all in all, this is a well thought-out collection and it is quite delicious.
And, for those of you who, like me, have been married for a REALLY LONG TIME, I leave you with a surprisingly erotic nod to marriage:
You keep me waiting in a truck
with its one good wheel stuck in the ditch,
while you piss against the south side of a tree.
Hurry. I've got nothing on under my skirt tonight.
That still excites you, but this pickup has no windows
and the seat, one fake leather thigh,
pressed close to mine is cold.
I'm the same size, shape, make as twenty years ago,
but get inside me, start the engine;
you'll have the strength, the will to move.
I'll pull, you push, we'll tear each other in half.
Come on, baby, lay me down on my back.
Pretend you don't owe me a thing
and maybe we'll roll out of here,
leaving the past stacked up behind us;
old newspapers nobody's ever got to read again.
(AI, Twenty-Year Marriage)