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320 pages, Hardcover
First published September 7, 2010




WALDORF: Just when you think this show is terrible something wonderful happens.
STATLER: What?
WALDORF: It ends.
- The Muppet Show
"People with cancer smoke pot for medicinal purposes; my situation was very similar."



They believed he was a good guy they could tame, but I knew he was a jackass. I only wanted his body.
I hated the smooth, confident way he spoke. A lot of girls thought it was sexy, but it was really just stalker-ish. Everything about him screamed date rape! to me. Ugh.
"Your sense of humor needs some work, then," Wesley suggested. "Most girls find my jokes charming."
"Those girls must have low IQs low enough to trip over."