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96 pages, Paperback
First published July 2, 2026
'You dumb cunt,' Father Joe said. 'It was a fucking pleasantry.'Grady Hendrix finally gets to let loose! He can't do this stuff in his regular books, but the deep Hendrix fan knows he can get crazy and can write some hilarious stuff. This book gets pride of place in my library alongside Satan Loves You and Occupy Space (which is better than the slighly massacred BadAsstronauts update).
Father Glenn thought about that for a moment.
'A what?' he asked.
'Are you too fucking dumb to understand the word?' Father Joe hissed. 'Or do you need me to clean the shit out of your ears with my dick? Because I can stab you right through the ear with my motherfucking dick. Right this second, I can stick my dick through your ear canal, pierce your eardrum, and stab you in the fucking brain with it if that's what you want. Is that what you want?'
Father Glenn didn't know how to answer this cavalcade of phallic hostility.
'Well, motherfucker?' Father Joe asked. 'Is that what you want? My dick in your ear?'
'No?' Father Glenn tried.
'No, what?' Father Joe asked. 'No, what? You shit-for-brains.'
'No, I don't want you to stab me in the ear with your penis?' Father Glenn said, hoping this was some kind of code.
'Then get the fuck out of my Denny's, because that's what's going to happen if I have to look at your dumb fucking face for another fucking second.'
