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341 pages, ebook
First published November 24, 2015
I just married the most amazing girl. I’m not sure if she’ll divorce me tomorrow, but I sure hope not.
“You look like you stepped out of a fairytale.”
“I’ve felt like I was living a sexy fairytale since the day I met you.”
“I Vegas love you.”
“…just because I look perfect on the big screen, doesn’t mean I’m perfect in real life. The makeup and lighting hide all my cracks.”
“You know, I think you’ve been smoothing out my edges since I met you.”
“They want to see me happy, and you, Hotass, make me happy.”





”Sexy is standing in front of the altar wearing a black tuxedo. Tears fill my eyes. God, he’s so handsome, and funny, and sincere. Why can I find a guy like him for real?”
”And while I’m having fun and banging a whole lot of chick along the way, I really do want to find the right girl. A girl who loves life and wants to live it with me, who’s smart and sexy and cute an impetuous. But until I find that kind of girl, I’m sure as hell going to have fun.”
”I have a confession to make, I don’t just Vegas love this girl. I’m madly, impetuously, stupidly, happily, crazy in love with her.”