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Barf-O-Rama #13
Shoe Chew
The Queen of Clean.Darci has never burped, farted, blown a snot bubble, or heaved in her whole life. Never! Not even as a baby. She tried to fart once, but nothingcame out. Is it her fault that she looks and smells perfect?
The Princess of Puke.
But on vacation, Darci is warned by a fortune-teller that if she doesn't fart or blow chunks before her birthday--in three days--she will die! Luckily, Darci meets Nadine, the grossest girl in the world. Nadine eats already-chewed gum off the sidewalk and blows nose noodles into her matted hair. One whiff of Nadine could send anyone running. If Nadine can't get Darci to gack up the goods, no one can!
The Princess of Puke.
But on vacation, Darci is warned by a fortune-teller that if she doesn't fart or blow chunks before her birthday--in three days--she will die! Luckily, Darci meets Nadine, the grossest girl in the world. Nadine eats already-chewed gum off the sidewalk and blows nose noodles into her matted hair. One whiff of Nadine could send anyone running. If Nadine can't get Darci to gack up the goods, no one can!
128 pages, Paperback
First published April 7, 1997
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May 16, 2014
Once upon a time, when I was but a wee reader bored out of her wits, I picked up this book in hopes of reading something worthwhile.
I regretted it.
I was scarred for life. Just remembering this book make me shudder in disgust, and I still wonder what the sense of writing a book like this is.
I regretted it.
I was scarred for life. Just remembering this book make me shudder in disgust, and I still wonder what the sense of writing a book like this is.
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