Oh God, Oh God Oh God Oh God. And Kevin Bacon
I’ve always believed that every author, no matter how talented they are, can have one ‘off” novel. For me, Joseph Finder’s “Buried Secrets” was his “off” novel.
I’ve read 3 others by him and have enjoyed them all very much. ‘Buried Secrets,’ without a doubt was, in my opinion, his weakest effort by far.
The story was somewhat interesting, though not entirely new or original. There was only 1 or 2 ‘surprises.’ Personally, I prefer more but that’s my opinion. My biggest issue with Buried Secrets was the writing style. Mr. Finder is a talented storyteller. But in this novel, the writing seemed ‘forced.’ If this was the first novel by a debut author, I’d say ‘Not bad.’ But for someone with many novels under his belt, the writing felt stunted. I cant help but feel that perhaps the author was running up against some deadline. Maybe even dealing with some personal issues in his life that distracted him. His writing seemed ‘off.’
POSITIVES:
The story was fast moving, quick and an easy read. I finished it in 3 days (385 pages.) At no point did the story drag. All in all it was mildly entertaining read, passed some time and really, isn’t that what a book is supposed to do?
NEGATIVES:
As I mentioned earlier, the writing seemed forced. The expression ‘Oh my God!’ must have been used—I’m not kidding—at least 40 times! And by many different characters. Anytime something unexpected or unforeseen happened, a character would cry out ‘Oh my God!’ How about some variety? How about a “Oh s**t,” “Oh cr*p,” “Hell no.” Something????
Here’s one example of overkill from page 345: “Then her tone changed abruptly, her voice wheedling, high-pitched. “Please, oh God, please, let me out of here, please oh God please oh God what do you want?”
After 385 pages of this I surely got in the mood to watch ‘Oh God’ with George Burns.
One thing was almost laughable is the fact that no matter what Nick Heller, the protagonist needs, he ALWAYS knows or comes across someone who can help him out. When he needs to know something going on in the Dept of Defense, he contacts an old friend who happens to work for DoD. When he needs to know something about the Russian Mafia, he contacts his old KGB buddy. When he needs to learn something about tattoos, luckily, as fate would have it, his secretary who he was going to terminate, happens to be an expert on tattoos. When he has to look into secret bank accounts in Belize, he tracks down an old pal who—yep, works in a bank in Belize. And, irony of all ironies, came at the end. He presents his girlfriend with a very rare very expensive bottle of perfume she adores, perfume that is not even manufactured anymore. $7000 per bottle!!! But have no fear, Nick Heller is here. Luckily, he knows a Jordanian Arms Dealer who knows someone who knows someone who gets the perfume.
Nick Heller: just 3 degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.
The book moved along at a good clip. Fast, quick. Then, all of a sudden, it slowed down greatly at the end. It felt like Mr. Finder was short on wordcount and needed to expound a scene in too much detail. ***SPOILER***Near the end, Nick Heller crosses a field where he thinks a girl is being held, sneaks into the home, ultimately has an altercation with the antagonist. Simple, right? That took 32 pages!!! Almost 10 percent of the book. ***END SPOILER***
In another section, a few pages earlier, Nick goes into a strip club. Now, we all know what strip clubs look like. They’re not uncommon. Yet, for some reason, Mr. Finder felt a need to slow down pacing and spent 3 pages describing rails, poles, strobe lights, etc…
One other thing that while not really a negative but just ‘strange’ was the incredibly short length of chapters. This book was 385 pages—and 112 chapters. Well, do the math. I cant help but wonder if this was done on purpose. Ending and beginning chapters leave parts of pages empty, a half page here, a third there. If there were fewer chapters, this ‘385’ page book would probably be about 250 pages, a novella.
For example, one chapter ends with Nick walking into a hotel lobby. The next chapter is Nick riding up in an elevator, walking down a hall and knocking on a door. And the chapter ends! A page and a half. Many chapters in this book consisted of 3-4 paragraphs. Again, not a negative but just strange.
I will continue to read more Joseph Finder books. I’ve read 4, have enjoyed 3. If this was my first novel by him, I’d be 50-50 on giving him another shot. Hopefully, the next one I read will be better written, more believable, and features characters that have some depth. This book really deserves 2 stars but I’m giving it 3 solely based on the strength of his previous work.