Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants Book 1: Everybody hates Mondays

by Ninja Toe

Hi, my name is Manny Monday. I have no idea why my parents didn't name me something cool, like Mad Dog Monday or Muscles Monday.
Oh well. At least I have my dog, fartypants. And when things get serious...I become NINJA BOY!

Follow NINJA BOY on this hilarious adventure as he deals with...

-Sleep Farting in Science Class?
-Girlfriend Kidnapping Giants
-Stinkalators
-Mount Hogsnort henchmen
-Evil ninjas
-Biff and Lonnie, the bully brothers

Yeah, it's about to get serious....

With charming and hilarious illustrations and creative storytelling, the Diary of NINJA BOY & Fartypants is a must-read for any kid who loves fun adventures! Kids ages 9-13 (even reluctant readers), and middle schoolers can't wait to dive in to these Ninja Boy stories!

Be sure to check out book 2, Attack of the Bathroom Pirates!
and book 3, Minecraft Dance Party Danger!

36 pages, Kindle Edition

First published May 10, 2015

Reviews

[Mailis · Rating 3 out of 5]

It's whole book built on farthumor and kid fantasy play. So if you are kid who hoards whoopee cushions and who has a ringtone that makes grown men blush on elevators then it's something for you.

[amy goodwin · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book was stupid

I didn,t like this book at all
It was too short and not even funny
Really really really really stupid

[Chael · Rating 1 out of 5]

Awsome

Cool book. T o t a l l y S u p e r c o o l b o o k

[Besa · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved it

My 7 year old absolutely loved it, this got to show him even more so that books are full of adventures and are hilarious. Thank you you have a gift!

[linda wooten · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fun y and cool

This one of the coolest and funniest book I have read. I can't wait to read other Ninja Toe books

[Lewis Waddington · Rating 5 out of 5]

My opion on the book

I personally think it's a great book for kids over 8 to 15 they will enjoy all the great funny bits in the book

[Billy Jiang · Rating 1 out of 5]

Gay and Lgbt

This book is suck, not even juicy as the Treasure Hunters books. It’s gay and LGBT. Don’t read it to your kids.

[Furrydestroyer 420 · Rating 5 out of 5]

VERY EPIC VERY NICE اللاعبون يرتدون ملحمة FORTNITE STYLE FAMILY GUY

[Christopher Ash Jr. · Rating 1 out of 5]

Boring

This book was for toddlers but in chapter's. The whole concept is a ninja and a fucking dog. Like bitch is stank I hate this book. I would hang my self than read this piece of shit.🔪🔫🔫🔫 that's what I would do to my head if I read this book thank you for letting me read such a shitty book for free. Like nigga shut the fuck up about this fucking retarded ass piece of shit. Like the author calls himself a fucking toe. Like fuck your self really

[Rebecca · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fartypants best puppy!

Fartypantys is the best puppy ever, just don't give him beans! Unless you have your Ninja mask!
I thought the book was pretty funny. My favorite part was when he was able to prank Biff & Lonnie.
-Joe(9)
I thought the book was pretty crazy! I liked whenever Fartypants farted!
- Jaime(6)
This was a great book to take turns reading! On to our next Ninja Boy & Fartypants

[Dr. J. · Rating 3 out of 5]

Even for preteen....a bit redundant

I was a bit once. And like most boys, farts were (and sometimes still are ) funny and embarrassing. But this book used so many fart references, it began to smell. Maybe a few less gas releases and more Walter Mitty type daydreams

[Tara · Rating 1 out of 5]

I guess I should have realized when a Toe is claiming the author of this book that it was going to be less then ... Do NOT Recommend. Lots of grammatical errors making it a difficult read for such a short basic book.

[Joshua H · Rating 5 out of 5]

Read this book because it's amazing!

I think " fartypants" is a really funny name and it is a shame that people don't read it .

[Toni · Rating 4 out of 5]

Diary of Ninja boy and Fartypants

I also do not like Mondays.
4
This is perfect for my age
This is good
Love it perf
Good book

[Effie Curtis-Monro · Rating 2 out of 5]

It reallied on farts and stink etc. It could have done far better than it did.
🌟🌟🔳🔳🔳

[Jake Tonks]

it is good

in my not red dog fat bob jef cat mat rat house like pop dig zog bog log fast you

[Mr Joseph · Rating 5 out of 5]

Enjoyable!

Very well written. Very good use of different words to make the reader understand the characters and what they are doing.

[Amber Lizabeth Guarino · Rating 1 out of 5]

Don't like it

Its okay .. but I will not recommend this book.

[GypsyLace · Rating 3 out of 5]

I didn't read this. My grandson did. He gave it 3 stars.

[Emily panniers · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not bad, wouldn't read the rest though......sorry!