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Got the ick:
- Necessary Roughness - He used the word "muthafucka".
- The Lion - "I ask sweetly" and "I smile sweetly" one paragraph apart. There are different ways to portray sarcasm. It was more telling than showing. Her mother pressures her about marrying some dude, and most of it is summed up as "she continues talking". Also, he asks her for a blowjob out of nowhere the first time they meet. The cover is pretty, though. I've removed her other books from my TBR.
- Camera Stays On - They fuck right at the beginning. There's no buildup, an instant "good girl" drop, and I'm not interested. Also, one of the reviews mentions he hits his dogs. No, ty.
- The Ice Beyond - She writes him a letter about getting her period. Good for you, but also ew.
Not for me:
- Meet Me at Midnight - I hate magical realism.
- Back Where We Started - I'm not into celebrity romance.
- Our Dark Incantations - I usually dislike Dramione AND dark academia, plus they use Caster with a capital C.
- Heavensent & Hellbent - I'm not reading YA anymore.
- Read Me Like a Book - I hate magical realism. Also, there are other romance classics than just Pride and Prejudice...
- Mooncursed - Typical overwritten romantasy. I thought the description was five nonsensical sentences, and I hate this type of writing.
- Dragon of the Deep - If you've ever played The Witcher 3, this book definitely feels inspired by Skellige. This is a love triangle, which I avoid like the plague.
Authors I broke up with:
- The Daddy's Girl - I gave up on Sara Cate. Both of the previous books in this series were DNFs for me.
- Crown of Crimson and Crows - I've started and DNF'd two of Tessa Hale's series after the first book.
- Don't Fall - I've tried In the Gray by B.B. Reid before and DNF'd it. Even though the premise sounds good, I don't like her writing.
- Drawn Under - I've DNF'd Vengeful Gods by Elliott Rose recently, so I'm definitely not up for another taste.
- Kneel Before Me - I've read about half of Kiss of the Basilisk and was not impressed. I'm not going to continue this series.
Not vibing:
- Voice of Death - She meets the most beautiful guy ever on page one AND he's the prime minister's son. The country is called The Eternal Republic, their matching law is called "Match", and the algorithm running the country is "the Algorithm". I bet Silver Elite girlies will love this.
- Dreams of Ruin - Similar naming tendencies. Here, we have the Favored, who are indeed the favored by gods. She's some type of undercover medieval operative, yet breaks character immediately when people say stuff she doesn't agree with. It reminds me a bit of When the Stars Were Devoured.
- Reign - I can't take "she's a girl dressed like a man IN THE ARMY and everyone believes her" seriously. Her brother is a blacksmith. Is she built like a blacksmith?
Odd choices were made:
- Hooking Nash - The excerpt starts at chapter 3, and it made me confused.
Books further in the series:
- Crowned by Roses - Skipped. This series is on my TBR, but I was waiting for it to be finished. I don't want to spoil myself with an excerpt.
- Eldritch - I do prefer more romance in my fantasy, but I was still intrigued by this. I just wish most of the excerpt wasn't flashbacks. It didn't convince me to add Anathema to my TBR, though. Gothic is not my cup of tea.
- Casanova LLC - Most of the excerpt is the foreword explaining the connection to Thank You for Listening. I might go for this one if I ever pick up the original book, but it doesn't feel standalone-ish enough. Also, for coming out in 2024, surprisingly not many people picked this up?
Books I've read already:
- A Lady of Rooksgrave Manor - Fun why-choose erotica. I gave it 3 stars and never continued the series.
Not sure what to think:
- The Sex Detective - I googled what gonorrhea is because English is not my first language. Now I need to bleach-bath my eyes. I'm not sure if I love the idea of reading about a person searching STI connections, especially when one of those connections is supposedly the love interest. Also, the jokes are so odd, I think I love them. I will need one good review to convince me to add this to my TBR.
- To the Rotting End - This does sound good, but I'm wary of anything claiming to be "dystopian romantasy". If the reviews are good, I might reconsider, but for now it's a no.
Added to my TBR:
- Crash Course - I've never read an F1 romance, so I'm down to give this a chance. It's set in college, but the characters didn't feel too young. Seems fun and, dare I hope, is it a why choose?
- Reap & Sow - I love everything with demons and pacts. This sounds right up my alley.
- Zahra, Unapologetic - I like second-chance romance when it's well done. Additionally, I'm really interested in the cultural side. The banter sounds fun, and the cover is super pretty.
Set as DNF for statistical purposes only.