My rating: 4.29 - an aggregate scrore of all 14 stories in here.
I've finished this, eventually (sorry I couldn't resist the urge). It's a decent collection of short stories. Mostly, just like any other short story collection, really, BUT for one major difference. It's a Stephen King collection of short stories. Now, let me just say first that I'm fairly new to King's books. I've read some of his popular ones, of course, which true horror junkie would not have, especially The Shinning, right? But even so, my Stephen King reads are few and far between considering the sheer number of volumes he's authored, and I'm hoping to change that and this is one small step towards that goal. And I must say, it's truly a giant leap (I hold my hands up).
If you have not yet experienced King (and that really is what it's like - it's an experience), you might think of his work like any other successful horror/thriller author's work out there. Let me clear something up. King is called the Master of Horror not because he loves to give you the twists, the one-time scares, the cheap thrills that come and go easy, like most of the other horror/thriller authors out there. Nope. He is called the Master of Horror because he likes to fuck you up. Like genuinely fuck you up. His stories literally draw you in, chew you up, and spit you out like nobody's business. And by the time you put down the book you're feeling so spooked out you do not want to sleep, afraid that if you do then what would come lurking uninvited in your dreams, what would come out from the underneath, and what it would do to you, how it would affect you, figuratively and literally.
My ratings for the individual 14 short shorties:
Autopsy Room Four
- 5 stars - Great premise and one which, if you read enough horror, you come to genuinely fear could come true.
The Man in the Black Suit
5 stars - F*ck me if I ever again try to read a book like this sitting out alone in the woods :D This is one of my favorites from the collection.
All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- 3 stars - I felt despair and depression oozing out of this one.
The Death of Jack Hamilton
- 4 stars - Very nicely written story about the Dillinger Gang.
In the Deathroom
- 4 stars - A survival story at its core, about a man being interrogated in a deathroom.
The Little Sisters of Eluria
- 5 stars - One of two
Dark Tower
stories in the book, this one is a prequel to the series. In King's own words, "What I did want to do was to give newcomers to the tale of the Tower (and old readers who want to refresh their memories) a clearer start and a slightly easier entry into Roland's world. I also wanted them to have a volume that more effectively foreshadowed coming events". I absolutely loved it and can't wait to read more of The Gunslinger.
Everything's Eventual
- 5 stars - The second of the two
Dark Tower
tales in the book. And it was "eventual"!
L.T.'s Theory of Pets
- 3 stars - King says in the book that this is his favorite story to read aloud, and I can understand why. It is funny, sad, horrific, and awful all at the same time.
The Road Virus Heads North
- 5 stars - This one effed my mind up. Bad. I think it was a combination of reading it while about to go to sleep, and being totally creeped out by it because I, like the protagonist here, like to pick things up from garage sales too. I had the worst nightmare when I did sleep after putting the book down, waking up sweating and not being able to go to sleep again. I hate this story so much, and I still get the chills when I think about it and then about my subsequent nightmares.
Lunch at the Gothan Cafe
- 5 stars - Eeeeeee. Eeeeeee. Eeeeeee... That sound...
That Feeling, You Can Only Say What It Is in French
- 3 stars - Déjà vu... in hell!
1408
- 5 stars - My favorite of the bunch. What a story. If you want a quick "haunted" story that would leave you totally freaked out, read this one.
Riding the Bullet
- 4 stars - Imagine having to choose between the people you love and yourself. We make similar choices, albeit on a smaller scale, every day. But nothing like this. Stephen King relates this story to how his own mother's approaching death at the time made him feel. We all like to think we'd make the nobler choice if/when given the situation, don't we?!
Luckey Quarter
- 3 stars - I can see people liking this story. The premise is great. But I don't really know what's it getting at on a whole.
A friend of mine, one whose opinion I've come to love and respect, recently told me to keep things balanced while reading King moving forward, to also read something cheerful and light while delving inside the worlds created by him. Dear friend, you are right. Reading this, while also while reading The Shinning (but a lot more then, than while reading EE), I felt a very sudden very sharp change of mood in me and my surroundings. It could just be my personal experience and O reader-of-the-review you might not experience the same when you read King's work. But that is how I felt, how I always seem to feel when I read Stephen King. This even after being told that Everything's Eventual is not that spooky and dark enough when compared to some of King's older works. And that is natural because I believe he wasn't all plastered (or maybe less plastered) when writing this than when writing those earlier stories in his career. I still love it, and it still gives me the chills.
If you're a Stephen King fan, you should definitely read Everything's Eventual. If you haven't read anything by him before, then this also serves as a great starting point. This book has the beginning story to, and also a story from, one of King's most beloved series, The Dark Tower. You'd love reading these before heading into that series.
Give it a try. Maybe like me you'd also find it very... "eventual".