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336 pages, Paperback
First published February 9, 2015
I first read about this book via The NY Times, they gave this book a glittering review, so I just had to bump it up my TBR list. The review promised a fresh take on the complexities of beauty and friendship, with a touch of magic realism (insta-boner), so now I am here researching if I read the same book as the reviewer, because I do not see anything glittering about this novel at all.
I really wanted to like this because beauty has always been a subject of interest to me, and the concept is fresh and intriguing, but Filipacchi just does not have the writing chops to deliver. Worse than telling and not showing, her writing feels disjointed, as if she's listing off events, then she drops philosophical shit out of the blue like - "my fat may not be real, but it's attached to my soul".
Then we have the characters in this book. They're a bunch of friends in their late 20's living the Bohemian dream in Manhattan. One is an award winning novelist, then there's the plain concert pianist featured in Rolling Stone, a rich girl entrepreneur selling ironic hipster art, the hero ex-cop and our main protagonist, Barb, who is an Oscar nominated costume designer (Do you feel like an underachiever yet? ). Barb has issues with her supermodel goddess beauty and body, so she wears a fat suit. Barb would have been a great character if she were more dynamic, besides from a need to wear a disguise, she's virtually perfect. Instead of being the intriguing, complex character she's supposed to be, Barb comes off as pretentious (besides from the obvious reason of course) and annoying as fuck. The annoying part though is I think a product of poor character development.
Barb and her friends are called the Knights of Creations, and they're SUPPOSED TO BE tight knit ala Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, but even here Filipacchi fails. They don't interact like friends despite Barb narrating they have shared all their hopes, dreams and fears. Idk about everyone else but my closest friends and I have nearly 0 boundaries, we can be as obnoxious and loud around each other and not a single fuck would be given. The Knights of Creation though, they tiptoe around each other a lot, especially around Lily who is supposed to be physically hideous. They refrain from talking about beauty around her and "mirrors become loaded silence" when she is around. I don't even know what that means, but I do have a friend who has physical deformities because of Turner's Syndrome, and the worse I can do to her is treat her differently from my other friends because of her deformity.Acquaintances and strangers skirt around sensitive subjects, close friends joke about them.
There's just far too much going on in this novel, it's chick-lit, supposedly satire and a murder mystery. I don't usually give 1 star ratings but this book is just a no on all fronts. I'd even go as far to claim that this book is the worst I have read in a long time. I should have heeded the ratings after all.



”You took the few pieces of [a person] that were visible to you and you put them together into this little grotesque being that you assume is [the person you see] . . .”