When earth-born adventurer Theodore Vane grows bored in the impenetrable pyramid surrounded by nothing, but estrogen charged women. He succumbs to gossip, chores and plant-based protein. Until quite by accident, he stumbles upon a revelation that rekindles his dormant manliness. Joined by Archie, a six-armed simian companion, upon the back of Sargon his faithful flying steed, Theodore plunges headlong into a high-octane campaign against a tyrannical warlord. Can one Earthman liberate the indigenous people of the Sertoli? Or will the secrets of Sol claim his manhood forever?