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400 pages, Paperback
First published July 7, 2026
It's been a while since I picked up a YA thriller, and Augusta Pine Does Not Exist reminded me why the genre is so fun when it's done right. This is the kind of fast-paced guilty pleasure you devour in one sitting without caring too much about pristine execution.
Almost the entire book takes place during a single chaotic blackout and hostage situation in a Portland apartment building, and what holds it all together is Augusta herself, easily the best thing about this book. You'd expect a girl who went through what she did at fifteen to come out cold, bitter and resentful of everyone. Instead, she's trying to be a better person every day, risking everything to protect strangers because she believes they deserve better.
Her handler I'm less sure about. Prefect has a habit of throwing Augusta into deadly field operations with zero briefing so she'll “learn to be observant.” She started this job at fifteen, so I'd call that endangering a minor. There are also a handful of plot holes I'd gladly overlook on a good day, which, thankfully, this was.
The twist got me, for the record. But then again, I'm not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, so take that as you will. I'd happily read a sequel to see Augusta get into more shenanigans later in her career, and I'm hoping certain characters find their way back into her orbit.
Case file closed: recommended for anyone who wants a quick escape into a cyberpunk world of cool tech, shady government agencies and a heroine who is very, very hard to kill.