Alien Duncer
The world is in peril! Our enemy is anywhere and everywhere! In our streets, in our homes and in our minds! How will we stop such an omnipotent foe, such an overwhelming force of evil from beyond the stars? Well, as it turns out, all you need is a obnoxiously large does of MA-MA-MACHISMO!--- and a tin foil hat.
“Alien Hunter: The White House,” starts out interestingly enough. Like any good mystery it begins with a seemingly impossible crime. In this case, a murder at the most secure building on earth---the White House. Unfortunately what follows is a tale riddled with plot holes and absurdities that requires a suspension of disbelief that is simply beyond belief. The situations that our protagonists have thrown at them are so great and insurmountable that you never buy their ludicrously laughable escapes from death, and worser still, your likely to be actively rooting against them.
Our main character, Flynn Carroll, is an insufferable, arrogant, miserable excuse for a hero. He only ever looks good by comparison to everyone else who are somehow more incompetent and unlikable than he is. He is constantly letting people die and suffer around him, all the while talking about how righteously awesome he is to his fan club of one---himself. This character, a rich, sullen, mortal, who prowls the street at night on a quest for vengeance, with god like detective and deduction skills, is so unlikable that I fond myself starting to actively dislike the character for whom he is inspired from--- The Batman. Now, I have to tell you, it is not everyday that you read a book that makes you actively dislike beloved characters from entirely separate works of fiction. That right there is just some true blue alien inception conspiracy balderdash if I've ever heard it--- so props to the author for that at least!
“Alien Hunter: The White House,” is just a startling poorly written and plotted book. Actively self-indulgent and border line masturbatory. And to be fair, all fiction, to one degree or another is wish fulfillment nonsense, but unless you are a white fifty year old right-winger who is horny for conspiracies and girls young enough to be your grandchildren, then your better off looking else where for your alien hunting kicks. May I be so bold as to suggest reddit and or facebook? Just be sure not to forget your tin foil hat.