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282 pages, Hardcover
First published April 5, 2016
He thought he was like an expensive racehorse whom all the people around him kept inspecting and trotting not for his well-being but to protect their investment. Feel his withers […] is he off his feed? […] the grandstand seems to spook him, he needs blinders […] his nose is warm. If he went out without sunglasses, Pierre-Georges[, his agent,] came running after him to warn him against squint lines. If he gained an ounce, Pierre-Georges would pinch his waist and murmur, “Miss Piggy.” If he wore tight jeans, Pierre-Georges would hiss, “you look like a whore,” and make him change to something looser. Once, when he wore a filmy, sheer robe, Pierre-Georges whispered that most dismissive of French phrases, “Trés original.” If he concentrated while doing a crossword, Pierre-George warned him he was getting elevenses—those vertical worry lines above his nose.