I bought this book at a thrift store and was (and am, maybe) very excited. This is the sort of book I want to write, I think. I get really frustrated when I don't know things -- when I learn things later and think, wow, my life would've been a little different if I'd learned this earlier. And even though, in this case, these things are rather small (e.g., understanding that the side the exit number is on is the side the exit is on), I still think they're important to know. But collections of this sort are usually let-downs. Generally, there are things I already know. Lots of them. Then there are things that are not actually useful to me or simply seem un-useful in general.
Pogue here makes a lot of proclamations about how good his tips are. He insists they will all work, they won't be tacky, they won't be ridiculously obvious and they won't be dumb, they will work for most people most of the time, they are provable and they are somewhat surprising. They'll be "hidden features" and clever, unexpected and useful tips. I mean, he's just asking to be torn down here. This is an impossible book he claims to have written. But I tend to take people at their word.
So at least for some of this book, I'm going to be journaling it.
1:
Chapter one is the car. Okay. Maybe not my favorite thing, but I've always gotten a sort of surge of excitement at the idea of being able to care for a car properly, if that makes sense. One of my weird quirks. The idea of taking a car to get its oil changed every so many miles and then putting a certain type of gas in it and getting it washed once a month, or whatever. I love care plans, even if I'm not great at sticking to them.
- The air-conditioning question, answered at last
I am positive I've looked this up in the past because this answer was very familiar to me. I don't know if I can remember off the top of my head that 40 mph is the magic number, but I do remember that fast = roll the windows up because of wind resistance or whatever.
Obvious? I don't think so, and I think the fact that there's a point where it changes (40 mph) makes it less obvious. You have to know specific information, you can't really just guess.
- Secret meaning in highway exit signs
Consistently useful? Sort of, but GPS makes it obsolete. And when you're not using GPS, it's usually because you're familiar so you would already know.
- extend your key fob's range
Does it work? Not for me! I have a BMW. The other day I was walking away and tried to lock it. It didn't respond. I held it up to my chin and tried again. No respond. Took a step forward and tried to lock it, not held up to my chin. It locked. Took a step back and tried both again. So, even though this apparently is a real thing or whatever, it did not help me. Which is annoying because I like to walk obnoxiously far from the car before locking it and my BMW is relatively new to me so I keep having to go back to lock it. Maybe my head is just too dry.
- nail polish to id different keys
Tacky? YES! They make things for this! First of all, keys do tend to look different. But they also make key tags, stickers, etc. for this exact purpose. Putting a splotch of nail polish on it is not somehow nicer looking.
Obvious? Yes! The concept of ORGANIZING KEYS if KEYS NEED ORGANIZING seems super obvious to me. Like, if you have similar keys and are frequently using the wrong key or spending excess time fumbling through keys, marking them in some fashion is incredibly obvious. This exact tip isn't, but this tip is not specifically useful because . . .
Consistently useful? I hate tips and life hacks that require that you purchase something not specifically for what you're buying it for and then . . . not use all of it. So okay, I do own nail polish. But I haven't always. And there are going to people reading this book, living this life, that don't own nail polish. So they could buy an actual key marker. Or they could buy multiple bottles of nail polish to use one swatch on a key. This tip is awful and this is the first tip that I felt like was something I'd see on some stupid click-bait-y article. No, it's not totally useless, but it doesn't fit the parameters of this book!
- self-pumping gas
Obvious? This was taught to me, so it was super obvious. But I'm assuming it's not for everyone. I don't think it's marked anywhere?
But -- you are NOT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE GAS PUMPS IN USE UNATTENDED. There are signs for that everywhere! You are also not supposed to re-enter the car while pumping gas. Regardless of if you've used that. Right? I mean, I like to obey signs. So I always stay with the pump. I've never deserted a pump! It bugs me that this book is telling you to break the rules without even addressing that the rules are a thing. Like, nobody involved in the making of this book was like, "Hey, but the general advice is you don't leave gas pumps unattended, so maybe don't tell people to do that?" Obnoxious!
- an essay on windshield defogging
Right. So my question here is, do I understand what air conditioning is? Is blasting the heater the same thing as blasting the air conditioner on high heat? Otherwise, impressively (or maybe not), I'd already figured this out. I'd already figured out that the condensation was because it's cold outside, hot inside. So I would always blast hot air on the windshield. But I always was a little unsure if perhaps plasting cold air would work better. So maybe this clears it up. But like, I guess I got confused about the air conditioning. I just feel like this tip was written for a slightly different reality. One I can understand, but one that isn't about the world I know. A world with heaters and a world where blasting cold air from outside is not a proper solution to de-fogging because the cause of this is being warm inside and people WANT TO BE WARM INSIDE. Like, being cold inside is not a solution.
Consistently useful? No. Just the way this tip was written annoyed me, the way he doesn't address (really) the fact that we want the air inside to be consistently warm. That is a part of all of this. And then telling us to put the AC on but make it warm. I just don't understand that. Will somebody explain, please?
- windshield frost
Obvious? Some, but not the putting a towel over because that was a new tip for me and a good one. Though does the towel ever freeze TO the windshield?
- trash can
Tacky? Potentially. The tips in here aren't great, I think -- a plastic cereal container? I bought a bag that hangs off the gear shift. It's pretty.
Obvious? Well, my boyfriend made fun of me when I bought the garbage bag for my car. So apparently he doesn't think so. But I agree with Pogue -- it's insane that cars don't have built in little trash containers. I mean, do they and I'm just unaware somehow? Cars should be equipped with a trash receptacle!
- let your phone remember where you parked
Obvious? YES PEOPLE KNOW THAT APPS EXIST. I hate this. Because there are SO MANY little useful apps that do little things, like timing apps and apps that track your sleep and apps that you enter ingredients and it tells you what to make with them and you can't fill a life-tip book up with apps. Also, I'm guessing that most people don't get terribly lost in small parking lots and we're talking more the ones that have lot markers. A much more convenient solution: take a picture of where you parked. There. You didn't even need to download an app.
- Secrets of the VIN.
Consistently useful? Who is in a situation where they have the VIN and can somehow recall all of this information but has no other access to the car but needs a bunch of info about it. Like I just don't understand where this specific knowledge would be applicable outside of a specific industry in which you would, inevitably, already know this.
2:
- Meet arriving passengers at departures.
Consistently useful? No. This advice specifically only works for some people some of the time because if everybody did this IT WOULDN'T WORK. Seriously, breaking rules in order to avoid difficulties imposed by others following the rules is not advice to put in a book. It cannot be consistently useful to everyone if everybody following it will render it useless.