Gut Busters and Belly Laughs: Jokes for Seniors, Boomers, and Anyone Else Who Thinks 30-Somethings Are Just Kids

by Steven D. Price

Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” -Andy A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one-there are hundreds!”Sex and the An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc-‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’”Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”

194 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 5, 2014

Reviews

[Valary]

senior humor, some funny jokes and stories, sexual overtones etc.

[Sara Goldenberg]

it's all dad jokes that are a thousand years old

[Bgryfe]

Kept me awake

I couldnt put it down and kept reading rather than going to sleep. Better than coffee for those who keep missing sleep.

[Karen Callen]

Funny

I laughed and laughed at many of the jokes. Bet it was fun to put all this together in book

[David M. Carroll]

Optimistically titled

Humorous but not quite gut busting! I have seen several of these entries beforeBut still enjoyed them just the same.