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The Codex: An Angel's Guide To Seducing A Human

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When an ancient book capable of summoning a demon is stolen from heaven, Narius, a young and not so bright angel of knowledge, is cast down and ordered to destroy it.

If he fails, he can never return to his blissful life as a lazy library guard.

Fortunately, to aid him in his quest, Narius is accompanied by the Codex, a theoretically holy book, who sprouts terrible courtship advice like a cheap fortune cookie.

Upon arrival to the world below his, Narius is tricked into helping Emily, a greedy sorceress in a bit of a pickle, trying to deal with a hungry dragon.

Together, the human and the angel must overcome enchanted apples, evil elves and the impoverished dragon or risk watching their world burn.

410 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 11, 2015

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Joe Duck is a fantasy writer, living in the surprisingly warm land of Canada. He lives with two dogs who sleep during the day and run around the house at night to annoy the neighbors.

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Author 37 books459 followers
February 18, 2021
If you are looking for an epic fantasy which takes itself too seriously, this is NOT the book for you. I read the latest version of this self-proclaimed "Lazy High Fantasy," and my sides were splitting from laughter. The wit and sarcasm of the two main characters comes through in the narrative voice, which carried me from start to finish.
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6,814 reviews626 followers
July 11, 2015
Open your minds, prepare for the unexpected and to exercise your eyebrow and chuckle muscles as Joe Duck takes an irreverent look at life, impure holy writings and one clueless angel who meets a sorceress dealing with a dragon’s hunger.

Yes, really, welcome to The Codex: An Angel’s Guide to Seducing a Human. Narius, a library guard in heaven is ordered to find and destroy a stolen book capable of summoning demons. Not being the brightest or most ambitious angel, our clueless hero descends to Earth and gets caught up in the machinations of the sorceress, Emily. Failure for Narius means being cast out permanently; will his new teammate be his fall from grace or will the Codex he has brought with him steer him of course with its off color advice on courtship, romance and sexuality?

Without a doubt, Joe Duck knows quirkiness, sometimes offensive, sometimes hysterical, always irreverent and definitely in need of an open mind in the chaotic telling of his tale. If you enjoy coloring WAY outside the lines, humor that is sometimes juvenile, and characters that are just off-center, settle in for this ride into the funhouse of literary fiction. Distortion is key, enter with caution, you may never be the same, again as the Codex warps the steps of courtship and may cause vapors in more delicate readers. But wait! There’s more! This tale actually settles in and simmers down into a pretty well-told story of fantasy, with characters who share their POVs, playing off each other well. Not for the easily offended, this adventure to destroy evil could make some good, light-hearted reading. You may want to watch for lightening strikes, though, in case the Big Guy looks over your shoulder.

I received an ARC edition from Joe Duck in exchange for my honest review.

Publication Date: July 11, 2015
Publisher: Joe Duck
ASIN: B0112XV4XA
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Print Length: 410 pages
Available from: Amazon
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583 reviews68 followers
July 15, 2015

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To be completely honest, I'm not a big reader of fantasy books. Not because I don't like them but because I guess my imagination wasn't made for reading fantasy. I love fantasy movies and television shows, so I'm always giving fantasy books a try but unfortunately, it never works out. It's pretty frustrating on my part because I want to love them so badly. LET ME LOVE YOU!

When I picked this one up, I knew that I would just adore it. The premise was something that I hadn't read before and I thought that it was an interesting idea and I was super curious to see how the author would go about weaving this story. To be honest, I wasn't disappointed in the least.

There is one thing to keep in mind when reading The Codex ... this is not your normal angel book. I've read a few books about angels and there is always an underlying seriousness about them like the author is afraid of angering the angels among us or something. The Codex is a bit more lighthearted. There are some pretty hilarious (sometimes naughty hilarious (which is the best kind)) situations mixed in with the more serious parts of the book.

I thought that the characters were a mix of curiosity, naiveté and inexperience, which made them interesting and enchanting. I found that I couldn't get enough of either Narius or Emily. I just wanted more and more of each of them. Each scene with them kept me wanting more. The conversations between these two will definitely keep you on your toes because you never can tell what is going to come out of their mouths.

The story line was one of those where you're left scratching your head and wondering how in the hell the author even came up with some of this stuff. What kind of mind can create such an intricate yet lighthearted book with so many fantasy characters, all the while keeping things feeling authentic and partially realistic. Well, as realistic as a fantasy novel can be.

All of that being said, I know that this was not a novel for me. I know, that sounds weird after everything that I have just said. The bottom line is that while I enjoyed how well the book was written and the meat of the story, it was not a good fit for my reading preferences. It was not a total loss, I've found an author that I can appreciate and I found that I can enjoy fantasy novels a bit more than I have in the past.


* I received this novel in exchange for an honest review *
Profile Image for Jamie (Books and Ladders).
1,429 reviews213 followers
June 30, 2015
Disclaimer: I received a free copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.

It almost felt like this was two story ideas merged into one. It seemed like at first that the plot revolved solely around finding and purifying the Grimoire but then abruptly changed half way through to include something else that was actually better thought out than the first part.

The vulgar speak from the Codex about wanting Narius to have sex with Emily were very off putting. It teetered on the edge of disgusting to me because of how not subtle it was and how clear it was that Narius had no idea what the Codex was talking about.

There was this one section that talked about "two weeks prior" from Narius' perspective and I think it would have helped to have this part first. It would have given the reader some understanding about how perverse the Codex actually was. Because it was quite jarring and left a bad taste in my mouth.

I did like the overarching plot though: Grimoire must be destroyed before the demon is let out from it's prison. I thought it was intriguing and really expanded the angel mythology that I already am versed in. I enjoyed the alternating points of view between Narius and Emily and they both sounded like distinct characters in their own heads. I think they were both well developed characters that had interesting back stories.

I wanted the second half to be better developed and I feel like this could have happened if there wasn't that distinction between the first half and the second. I feel like Narius' day when he wasn't himself (which is my way of getting around a semi-spoiler) should have happened sooner in order for the plot to really start moving along and being more developed.

Overall: 3/5. I liked this one, but I felt it was sort of choppy and all over the place at some points and there was a lot of vulgar speak about sex.
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232 reviews76 followers
July 12, 2015
When Narius, an angel,is sent from heaven to find and destroy an evil book, capable of summoning a demon, he meets a human girl called Emily and is stunned by her beauty and together they go on an epic adventure that will change their lives as they know them.
This book haws a very interesting plot and very amazing characthers, there's a mix of wizardry, angels and common life being and it all blends together just right.
In the beggining it's a slow read and everything takes a lot of time until you get to the climax and that may make you put down the book for a little while but don't do it, it's worth it! This book will get better as you get more into the story itself.
The hilarious interventions from the Codex, a holy book that is supposed to advise Narius, and the way the angel is so innocent that he believes everything it says to him will make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
This book is perfect for supernatural lovers that appreciate a few dirty jokes along the way.
Since magic and love to adventure and pit fights this book has it all, so go pick it up and tell me what you tought!

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Profile Image for Chris Kershaw.
3 reviews
July 9, 2015
A whimsical and fast paced romp through a madcap fantasy world. Its strength lies in the two main characters, who are not the usual stuff that fantasies are made of. The interaction between the two can be wonderful and the louche and irrepressible magical codex of the Title is a delight. All the standard inhabitants of Fantasyland are there, but not quite as you might have expected them, entrepreneurial dragons, insane angels and prudish magical swords. It’s as good as the Archangel Eugenia’s Treatise on Late Fifteenth Century Celestial Architecture. Yes, that good. Which won’t make any sense until you’ve read it.
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Author 6 books28 followers
June 30, 2015
Be careful about reading this book in nice quiet places or you may be asked to leave or step outside. I haven't laughed out loud from reading a book in a very long time. This was an awesome adventure with lovable characters who get themselves into all kinds of trouble. You'll never look at angels the same way again.
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3 reviews
July 9, 2015
This book is awesome! I've read through it twice. The characters and their relationships are amazing. I don't want to spoil anything, but starting with an angel's butt stuck in the mudd... a masterpiece! Everything builds up to a satisfying end.
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1,081 reviews66 followers
July 11, 2015
I received an eARC of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of this review.

The Codex: An Angel's Guide to Seducing a Human
by Joe Duck is a funny tale about an angel sent to recover a lost book before a demon can be raised with it. Narius has a job to do, recover the Grimoire. Sounds easy but it's not! When a chance encounter lands him with Emily, a human and a witch, she shows him a side of humans he's never seen before and his job doesn't seem quite as important.

I LOVED THIS BOOK!!! (Yes people that deserved all caps!) I love the characters, the world building, the borderline satire/fantasy, and I'm dying for more!!! Despite being just over 400 pages, I didn't want the book to end. It's funny, a little romantic, has plenty of fantasy elements, and it's for adult :::whispers::: and I liked it!

A majority of the book is told from Narius's perspective. He is the main character! Narius is an angel of Lord Halfaya, a keeper of knowledge. He doesn't fight, he knows next to nothing about humans, and what he does know he learned in a book. He thinks he is a superior being knowing all and knowing what's best for mankind, but all he knows is wrong! His naivety though is what makes his character endearing and just down right adorable (if a 6 foot, sexy angel can be called adorable).

Emily is the other main character of the book and a portion (though not nearly as large) is told from her perspective. She's a witch, on her way to kill a dragon when she encounters the strangest thing...no spoilers I promise this happens during the first pages of the book...an angel stuck in the mud. :lol: Narius isn't what she expects, and she plans to use him to her advantage. Unfortunately for her, she finds herself growing attached to him, which as a reader you'll understand, and she's almost protective of him. Despite her cold demeanor and demands for money, Emily is kind, caring, and fiercely loyal to those she cares about.

Then there's the Codex, the book that this story is named for. It is sentient being, living for and knowing what is in its pages. It communicates with Narius and anyone who touches her...yes it's a she. Her downside is that she....well how to put this delicately....she's very ummm.....well the title says "seducing a human" and that is what she attempts with Narius. The problem is all the advise she gives is advise that would get a guy slapped. She brings levity to the book as she gets Narius in all kinds of trouble with Emily! I kinda like her ;)

The plot centers around finding the Grimoire, but it also follows the relationship that builds between Emily and Narius. Trouble finds them everywhere they go, and Narius learns that he can depend on no one but her to watch his back while Emily learns that her fairytale love she's always dreamed of may not be possible with Narius. And I have to say there were a few twists in the plot I wasn't expecting!

The Codex is described as lazy fantasy, and it's just that. The world-building is fun, the characters are easily relatable, and the plot drives the story. It's easy to read, easy to fall in love with and I believe will appeal to all audiences, even the non-fantasy lover. Be prepared to laugh, possibly tear up just a little, and fall in love!
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Author 8 books79 followers
July 28, 2015
Good books provoke emotions within the reader. They make you smile, cry or even make you angry. After all, that's what we're looking for, for that emotion roller coaster that will leave us satisfied at the end. Few books have made me laugh out loud. The Codex accomplished that since Chapter 1. Joe Duck writes his story in a way that you can't just stop laughing, or grinning at least.
Narius is an angel from the flock of his beloved Lord Halfaya and is sent to Earth to destroy a Grimoire, a corrupted book used to summon a demon. But Narius is not sent because he's a powerful angel... or bright, for that matter. Seems that Narius can do less damage on the ground than above. He meets Emily, a young, beautiful, greedy sorcerer who cares only for gold. By her wit, Narius feels bound to help her in her quest to defeat a dragon and give peace to the town. Since the first chapter when they meet, you know the type of chemistry these characters are going to have: funny and irreverent, thanks to an unusual character: the book, Codex.
Narius is adorable in his stupidity and naïvité, misunderstanding Codex's horny remarks about Emily. That misunderstanding is hilarious and makes you love Narius even more when you realize that, despite Codex's blunt sexual suggestions, he will always do the right thing. His devotion to Lord Halfaya would guide him always, making you want to root for him since the first page.
Narius's constant comparisons to books and libraries will make any devoted reader smile and feel empathy for him. Emily's quest and resolution will begin to be affected by Narius's rightfulness, making a delight to see her transformation.
But nothing is what it seems, and both will have to face challenges: from eating a forbidden fruit, resulting in an unexpected, non-stop-grinning scene, to corrupted beings who are also interested in said Grimoire and smart dragons that are interested in trading.
All in all, Joe Duck's easy and funny writing style would make you devour page after page as if you were reading in Lord Halfaya's library.
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200 reviews
July 3, 2015
Let me start by saying that I DNF this one. I very rarely drop off books but in this case, I guess the genre just wasn't for me.

*I'm not saying the book was bad though.*

I've never been a fan of comedy, which justifies my average enjoyment of this book. I just like my fantasy books a bit more serious. But hey, that's just me! Overall though, apart from my personal enjoyment of the book, the story itself wasn't that bad. It's a fantasy story rich with humor, which works almost as a parody of its genre, which many people might in fact enjoy.

The characters were pleasant enough to read about, although I felt like they might have needed a tad more backstory. One character that I really didn't like was the Codex. Its constant (unsolicited) racy contributions to conversations really started to get on my nerves after a few chapters.

Plot-wise, there is a lot happening and that's not actually a bad thing. The various plot elements help build a very unique and action packed story. Despite its occasional flaws, one thing this book can rightfully boast of is having a very unique and highly creative story.

It's basically fantasy at its quirkiest. And if you like fantasy and comedy, and are in the mood for a book which doesn't take itself too seriously, I think you'll really enjoy this one.
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172 reviews33 followers
July 12, 2015
I was expecting an epic fantasy book and what I got was a very funny fantasy! From the monstrous creatures, to the hero angle Narius, and Emily the devious sorceress, the book is full of characters that will keep you laughing out loud. If you do not like comedy no worries there is fantasy and an adventure to be had. Besides well developed characters this book is also fast paced and full of twists and turns. Honestly I was thrown a little by the plot change half way through the book, but I was invested in the characters so I kept reading. The book ended well and I enjoyed the read overall and laughed out loud a few times! I would have worked on the ease of the plot change in the middle of the book. Other than that this is a great Funny Fantasy and to be honest there are not enough books like this on the market. Go out get your copy today! Warning, there is a lot of sexual innuendos in this book so I would not let anyone to young read this one. Otherwise I would recommend this book to all mature enough!
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Author 14 books94 followers
August 18, 2015
Ya gotta love a magical world where finding an angel in a mud puddle isn’t cause for concern. Emily, a magically empowered human, is practical and worldy. Narius, the fallen angel, is innocent and naïve. Each has a mission to resolve to set their lives back on the correct course and could use the magical help of the other. But they are so very different from one another, it’s clear a partnership is never going to work.

Enter The Codex. The sentient book has other ideas, mainly that Emily and Narius should be together. Through her sometimes self-serving and rarely subtle advice, Emily and Narius do argue their way from one dangerous adventure to the next, sometimes making progress on her mission, sometimes on his, and sometimes sliding backwards. But along the way, something special begins to happen and each begins to bend…and that’s magic.

Clever characterization, action, fairytale creatures around every corner, and a romance filled with tension, but best of all, a saucy book who is determined to fulfill her own fantasy.
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Author 36 books44 followers
July 3, 2015
A fun romp through sexual innuendos, idiotic (but charming) naiveté, and witty monsters (who sometimes aren’t all that monstrous.) The Codex takes us on a journey with Emily and Narius, an angel with a book that is dead set on the two sleeping together. The irreverent and unique take on angels got me interested right from the start. While the feminist in me was kept engaged by the juxtaposition of an oftentimes helpless dimwitted man being looked out for by a clever, capable and sarcastic woman.
Normally I try to go pretty in depth in my reviews but I almost feel that would be a disservice here as I don’t have the sense of humor the author does. Were I to try and explain I’m afraid I’d make things that were lighthearted and quirky sound far less enjoyable than they were. That being said, even during a crazy hectic time in my life it was relaxing to sit down with this book and I always got a laugh.
By the end, I wanted Emily and Narius to be together (even if I still wasn’t rooting for some of the more invasion suggestions of Narius’ codex.)
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1 review6 followers
July 10, 2015
I was at first taken aback by the rude comments made by the Codex book attached to Narius the Angels waist. Why would an Angel have such a smutty mouthed companion? But then I relaxed and just enjoyed the story that Joe Duck has created here. I laughed out loud many times with the unpredictable plot and likable characters in this story. You cannot help but love Narius the Angel, his naivety is well done, in fact all the characters have their own quirky personalities. The story is easy to read, and very enjoyable. Sometimes the Codex was almost offensive, but that also was part of the individual style of the book and the writer. I would definitely recommend this book. Enjoyable and fun. It was a pleasure to read each chapter to see where the book was taking me next. Any book that brings such a smile to my face, is pure gold.
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Author 4 books20 followers
July 9, 2015
Although I am no fan of fantasy, I found The Codex entertaining from the moment Emily hauled the handsome angel out of the mud. Although the author placed the name of the character’s point of view at the top of each page, I did not care for the first-person narrative with Emily. As a matter of fact, it would have read better in third person for Emily, but that is a personal choice. Well edited, the plot, characterization and setting were brilliant. The author created a whole new world in this entertaining fantasy. Because of the awkward point of view shift, I'd rate this book a 4.8 stars, but I must round up to award 5 stars.
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200 reviews13 followers
June 14, 2016
I officially have to say that his book was one of the funniest books I have read. Not because of the plot or what happens. But because of the character. This first chapter had me laughing and falling in love with this book. I want to rant and rave about this book with you but I don't want to give away any spoilers. I would recommend this book to my friends and fellow reviews. I have a new respect for an author that can make me laugh with a couple of words.

I received this book in exchange for an honest review.
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Author 3 books7 followers
March 28, 2019
Interesting characters and great story and distinctive voice too often let down by odd writing and overly contrived metaphors
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231 reviews35 followers
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March 17, 2023
Full Disclosure: I received a copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.

My Thoughts: When the author of The Codex approached me about reading the book, I thought it sounded like an interesting fantasy read that was right up my alley. I haven’t read any angel books recently, so it seemed like perfect timing to jump back into a book like that.

I made it halfway through before I just couldn’t take it anymore. I felt so bad about that, but my brain was screaming at me to stop and I was getting really frustrated with the book because of that. I want to be clear that The Codex is not a terrible book. I actually enjoyed quite a few parts. My problem was with the characters or one specific character that ruined the entire reading experience for me.

Emily. She is just so freaking mean. I loathed her for most of what I read. She did one or two things that made me start to think I’d misjudged her and then she’d revert back (worse in some cases). I couldn’t even understand the motivation behind her awful attitude and behavior. Great idea to punch the guy flying while holding you (what an idiot). However, I loved Narius. He was just too adorable, trying to figure out how humans did things and whether or not he should believe his Codex (which he shouldn’t). The Codex itself was strangely horny (can a book be horny?). Since it seemed pretty sentient, I’m going with the assumption that it’s possible.

The story was interesting. I liked the idea of Narius on a quest and Emily helping him along the way, but all of the side adventures were too forced. Certain adventures (like the city of Arehan) seemed plausible and a natural progression of the story, but others just made my brain hurt trying to skip over a less than pleasant transitions into new plot points (the Princess in the woods). I just lost patience and decided it was better to be honest with myself and DNF The Codex.

When it comes to The Codex, I think the story had a lot of promise and the writing was pretty good. It just tried to mix too many things and very quickly went down the rabbit hole of weird. The character of Emily was awful and she is without a doubt the reason I stopped reading. Perhaps it got better, but I couldn’t hang in there to find out. So I wouldn’t necessarily recommend The Codex, but I didn’t finish it so take that with a grain of salt.

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83 reviews13 followers
August 1, 2015
This review was originally posted on Paradise Found

I received an ebook copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.

When Joe Duck contacted me to ask whether I would consider reading his book I read the synopsis and thought this is something I would enjoy. I’m glad I said yes. The Codex is a fantasy filled with funny lines and scenes that could appear in a not-too-serious fairy tale. Many times I found it hard to stifle a laugh and my family members gave me questioning looks because they didn’t understand what I was chuckling at.

Narius, the young angel of knowledge – who himself has serious difficulties in absorbing knowledge – meets Emily, the greedy guild member, who has to dispose of a dragon to be able to pay the guild’s debts. They soon become companions for Emily agrees to help Narius in his mission to satisfy her own material needs.

Narius has a book called the Codex, that gives him dubious relationship advice. In the beginning I found this ’character’ annoying and thought I couldn’t abide it much longer, since its every line contained some vulgarity, but later I absolutely got used to it and after a few chapters I wasn’t bothered by it at all, it transformed into a source of hilarity.

Narius is a lovely fool and Emily is the perfect mate for him; a bit harsh, but utterly down to earth. Every adventure they went through together was exciting. They met many strange creatures: a talking dragon, elves, giant bloodthirsty birds etc. Towards its climax, the story became a little more serious and quite a lot of blood has flown, but it fitted the atmosphere that had been created by that time.

The romance was cute, mostly because of Narius’ ignorance and shyness and the ending left me satisfied. I would recommend this book to those fantasy and paranormal lovers who would like to pick up something light and entertaining (and don’t mind coming across dark and gory parts occasionally).
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724 reviews29 followers
October 4, 2015
When the angel Narius descends to earth, the first human he meets is beautiful Emily. Although his mission was to find the Grimoire before it is used to summon a demon, he agrees to help Emily with her quest first. After Narius learns that half of the Grimoire is being offered as an arena prize, he becomes a contestant so he can obtain the demon book. Even if it’s a fight to the death.

This was an enjoyable fantasy read of innocence, loyalty, and a whole lot of humor. I couldn’t help but laugh at the conversations between codex and angel, and the situations it created. This had an excellent plotline, with well-rounded characters whose chemistry was spot-on. I would enjoy reading further adventures with these two.
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4 reviews4 followers
September 28, 2015
Quirky book. I couldn't decide whether it was fantasy, a fairy tale, or something else. I loved the character of Narius, and his naivety. And there are some very well drawn visual scenes in the book. It feels like a hot mess at times, but comes back just in time to recover. Mostly, it was just fun.
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