Everybody has a sad story in them; but this one is mine. Everybody has skeletons in their closet; some people have a couple, others have graveyards. My biggest skeleton was my undying lust to be one. Everyone wishes they were just a little bit thinner, and there was nothing that I wanted more in the world than to weigh 60 pounds. That was one of the two goals that I have set for myself that I never accomplished (the other goal I never accomplished was to marry Malcolm McDowell, and what a shame I didn’t).