Wake-Up Call: The Farkas Foxtrots: Season One, Episode Five

by Jason Brick

We clambered over the low fence surrounding the school and started fooling around on one of those premade plastic playgrounds they probably ship over from China in one piece, complete with the kids who built ‘em. I always imagined they’d hop out of the crate in an adorable little horde, install the playground, then run off to slide menus under everybody’s doors before getting adopted by lesbian couples from Seattle, Washington.

When Max and Luie's good buddy Cletus dies in an autoerotic asphyxiation accident, the wake leads to drunken shennanigans, drunken driving, drunken grand theft and the drunken foiling of a local serial killer.

56 pages, Kindle Edition

First published June 16, 2015

About the author

Jason Brick started wrestling just after his 11th birthday. He has studied and taught martial arts for the thirty-plus years between now and then. His fascination with Japanese mythology began while training in karate and magnified while living in Japan. When not writing or practicing, he cooks, plays table-top games and tries hard to spoil his wife, two sons and cats in the lush and rainy Pacific Northwest.