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Certain Dark Things
Teen Wolf (TV)
Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Peter Hale is the best-worst father-husband ever.
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http://archiveofourown.org/works/367663
Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Peter Hale is the best-worst father-husband ever.
Words:3042 complete
http://archiveofourown.org/works/367663
9 pages, ebook
First published March 23, 2012
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August 14, 2015
*wipes tears*
I swear, I laughed so fucking hard with this loverly fic. I am such a Saucery fan.
She is funny. And this was fucking funny. This is my kind of humor.
Stiles is being raised by Peter who is his father-husband and his pack. He's mated to Peter the alpha.
Peter.
This version of Peter might out cray my levels of cray. He's fucking bat-shit coo-coo for Stiles' nuts.
Stiles is underage. And Peter swore not to drill his dick into his mate Stiles until he's of age. But Peter's making it uncomfortable for all, the pack but mostly Stiles.
He threatens, coerces, forces and creeps Stiles the fuck out. And also makes the 16 year old horny. He's a mess. But Peter is a bigger mess.
Oh God.
That shit was awesome.
When he threatened to kill people just for a kiss from Stiles?
Stiles is still a smart ass but he can't compete with nuts. (No sex BTW but so not needed)
Though I know Peter will be pushing his dick inside Stiles the moment the clock strikes 12 on his 18th birthday. He wants to whip his dick out so bad and mark that boy. *grunts*
4.25 (might reread this again and round up)
August 13, 2015
I'm sure everyone has already read this since it has like a kajillion hits or 37Kish. Whatever. Math was never my strong suit.
For those that haven't, this is most entertaining and worthy of a read.
I chuckled and chortled and snickered through the whole thing.
Peter is super creepy and has somehow hijacked Derek's mate, a.k.a. Stiles.
Stiles is snarky and loves baiting his father husband. <~~~~still cracks me up.
Stiles is still jail bait, though, and who the fuck knows where his actual father is, but he's shacked up with Peter. In the woods. And Peter's crazy stupid possessive and a wee bit...
But despite Stiles' better judgment still wants him. Hellllooooo Peter. This needs no explanation.
And Peter knows it. Classic humble Peter. Gotta love him.
AND Derek is butthurt and it's amusing. I couldn't ask for anything more. Oh, wait yeah... it could've been smuttier.
It's not as much porny fluffery as it is cuteness with a side of UST and one smoking hot kiss.
Very enjoyable. Probably 3.5. I'll round up.
For those that haven't, this is most entertaining and worthy of a read.
I chuckled and chortled and snickered through the whole thing.
Peter is super creepy and has somehow hijacked Derek's mate, a.k.a. Stiles.
Stiles is snarky and loves baiting his father husband. <~~~~still cracks me up.
Stiles is still jail bait, though, and who the fuck knows where his actual father is, but he's shacked up with Peter. In the woods. And Peter's crazy stupid possessive and a wee bit...
But despite Stiles' better judgment still wants him. Hellllooooo Peter. This needs no explanation.
And Peter knows it. Classic humble Peter. Gotta love him.
AND Derek is butthurt and it's amusing. I couldn't ask for anything more. Oh, wait yeah... it could've been smuttier.
It's not as much porny fluffery as it is cuteness with a side of UST and one smoking hot kiss.
Very enjoyable. Probably 3.5. I'll round up.
September 20, 2015
Wow. No sex on page. But still, intense as f**k.
One thing I don't like. It's too short. I keep wanting more.
One thing I don't like. It's too short. I keep wanting more.
March 26, 2016
Classic pervy Steter. Hilarious, creepy and just about perfect.
Favorite quote:
"So he says," murmurs Peter, smiling at Derek, and it's only the smile of I-will-make-you-hurt-for-this-later-and-in-subtle-ways-that-you-cannot-possibly-imagine as opposed to the smile of I-will-make-you-hurt-for-this-now-and-in-ways-that-involve-your-entrails, so it's all good. Maybe.
Favorite quote:
"So he says," murmurs Peter, smiling at Derek, and it's only the smile of I-will-make-you-hurt-for-this-later-and-in-subtle-ways-that-you-cannot-possibly-imagine as opposed to the smile of I-will-make-you-hurt-for-this-now-and-in-ways-that-involve-your-entrails, so it's all good. Maybe.
March 27, 2016
This was lots of fun, I love crazy Peter, like, ALOT! Also he was sort of Stiles.... adoptive? father and everyone knows how I feel about that *waggles eyebrows*
So many funny quotes throughout this story.....
"You're not going to kill anyone, are you?"
Peter smiles his I'm-not-a-psychopath-no-really smile. "Of course not."
And
"Stiles. You have been my chosen mate for nigh on fourteen months. During this time, I have behaved with perfect honor and discretion - "
"Sneaking into my bedroom in the middle of the night and stroking my neck is discreet?"
Pretty hot kiss as well! Would LOVE to see more, especially when Stiles turns 18!
So many funny quotes throughout this story.....
"You're not going to kill anyone, are you?"
Peter smiles his I'm-not-a-psychopath-no-really smile. "Of course not."
And
"Stiles. You have been my chosen mate for nigh on fourteen months. During this time, I have behaved with perfect honor and discretion - "
"Sneaking into my bedroom in the middle of the night and stroking my neck is discreet?"
Pretty hot kiss as well! Would LOVE to see more, especially when Stiles turns 18!
August 12, 2015
This was maybe the second Steter fic I read, and my preferences were cemented forevermore. Considering my pre-existing proclivities and an introduction to Steter that involved Saucery and Startwithsparks, this news should shock exactly no one.
If forced to narrow down my top Steter loves, then CDT is probably the fic I've put on the highest pedestal. Stiles and Peter are impeccable. The intensely creepy-possessive thing between them is the best kind of badwrong. I will never have enough of daddy issues. Father-husband forever and ever amen.
Sorry, if you were hoping for sex, but nope. This oneshot is a frustrating tease—for Stiles, Peter, and the reader. But don't let that stop you. Please read the thing. Yes, again if you’ve already done it. Then you can join me in crying over the thought of the Peter from this ‘verse spanking Stiles for breaking the rules or running away or even just because Peter can. After all, Stiles is prettiest when he’s crying.
(cross-posted from my fic rec blog)
If forced to narrow down my top Steter loves, then CDT is probably the fic I've put on the highest pedestal. Stiles and Peter are impeccable. The intensely creepy-possessive thing between them is the best kind of badwrong. I will never have enough of daddy issues. Father-husband forever and ever amen.
Sorry, if you were hoping for sex, but nope. This oneshot is a frustrating tease—for Stiles, Peter, and the reader. But don't let that stop you. Please read the thing. Yes, again if you’ve already done it. Then you can join me in crying over the thought of the Peter from this ‘verse spanking Stiles for breaking the rules or running away or even just because Peter can. After all, Stiles is prettiest when he’s crying.
(cross-posted from my fic rec blog)
July 26, 2015
This is alright, but it kinda ended right when it was getting good. It really needs a sequel. Like now.
August 25, 2015
3.5 Stars Rounded Up
June 30, 2017
Blurb:
Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Peter Hale is the best-worst father-husband ever.
Twistedly funny!
Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Peter Hale is the best-worst father-husband ever.
Twistedly funny!
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