Scizza Glizztas

by Ryan J. Powell

15 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 28, 2026

Reviews

[Steph's_Creepy _Reads · Rating 5 out of 5]

I've sat here for ages trying to think of what to say other than that I can't look at hotdogs the same way ever again. I will forever hear Fred when I see one 🤣

[kennedi · Rating 2 out of 5]

KELLIE KEEP SCROLLING PLEASE

[Anne Snow · Rating 5 out of 5]

Brb going to buy some hotdogs.

[Lia's Haunted Library · Rating 5 out of 5]

RJ. WTF. 10/10.

[ladybreww · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have questions

But honestly right now all I can picture is him popping out and trying to breathe in between the thrusting.

[Christine · Rating 4 out of 5]

Best friends Lindsay and Ashley meet up to celebrate the weekend with some 'shrooms, drinking, and hotdogs on the grill. When one of those hot dogs comes to life - he proposes a fun, sexy night the two will never forget.

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What the fuck is there to even say, honestly?

[ARTISAN · Rating 5 out of 5]

HOT DAWG!!!

Read it. Buy It. Read every summer like a pool party tradition. Do it now. DO IT NOW! This is just proper fun, I had a blast ;)

[Monica D. · Rating 5 out of 5]

I read this out loud to my husband. That is all. 5 stars! 🌭

[H0rr0rbl0b · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fred Durst has nothing on this dog

I grabbed this because I saw a few people sharing it on IG, I went in blind only seeing a hot dog at first. I thought it was gonna be a bad trip with some dudes getting barbecued up, but what a surprise to be had.

[Oliver Behegan · Rating 4 out of 5]

What the actual???

[✧ jay ✧]

My friends sent this to me. This is a thing I read.

[CoryReads · Rating 5 out of 5]

i can’t let anyone know i enjoyed hotdog porn


*sighs*



i’m going to hell

[Lindsay · Rating 5 out of 5]

Literally could not stop cheesin’ and giggling 😂

[_Alexis.Reeds_ · Rating 2 out of 5]

Ayoo 😂😭 what did I just read. I felt like I was the one who took shrooms! Just read it for the vibes and to laugh 😂

[Oscar Brady · Rating 5 out of 5]

A sentient hotdog who talks like Fred Durst? Yesssss!

[Kazoo Mazoo · Rating 4 out of 5]

Scizzta Glizzta is one of those books where the less you know going in, the better.

Two women, some mushrooms, a very unusual hot dog, and things get increasingly strange from there.

It's filthy, bizarre, and surprisingly funny. I had no idea what I was reading half the time, but I had having fun with it.

4/5 stars.

[DJJarvisReads · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved every second of this ridiculously hilarious fever dream! Never in my life did I think I’d be reading about Fred Durst in sentient hotdog form!! lol I definitely recommend this book to all of the sentient object readers out there!

[Jessica Bazan · Rating 3 out of 5]

I both don’t know what I just read and also know it’s exactly what I expected

It’s definitely exactly what you think you’re getting with this book. A very very quick read and just as ridiculous

[Candy Ghoul · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hot diggity lol this book had me smiling and giggling the whole time. Never a dull moment reading R.Js books! Keep them coming!

[Paige Ray · Rating 4 out of 5]

Sentient hot dog smut with a Fred Durst twist? 🎶BRING IT ON🌭

[Shanine Spence · Rating 4 out of 5]

no words

This was absolutely hilarious 😂 I was laughing from page one till the end I don’t know how a muscled hot dog book could be so hilarious

[Stacy Jolly · Rating 5 out of 5]

READ IT NOW!!!

QUICK FUNNY READ. So funny its unreal

[Mellisa · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the weirdest 5 stars I've ever given. Take that as you will.

[Zaq Cass · Rating 5 out of 5]

Absolutely hilarious. Top tier work from RJ

[Katrina · Rating 4 out of 5]

What the fuck did I just read? I feel like I need a cigarette, a priest, and the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Hot Dog song. 🌭💀🤣

[Pearl dutton]

What the fuck..I gotta stop being curious and mind my own business

[Sarah Ann (Aldora Reads) · Rating 5 out of 5]

Would I recommend it? Yes. Will I explain why? Absolutely fucking not. 5 stars ⭐️

[Dani Su · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hot dog!

[jadebookish · Rating 2 out of 5]

What did I just read 🤣🤣

[Freckles · Rating 3 out of 5]

weirdly enjoyable

Sentient hotdog anyone? Don’t think I’ll eat hotdogs for a while 🤣 but absolutely a fun 15 pages. Nice quick read