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Magdalene Cruthers Is Going To Hell

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For years, Magdalene Cruthers has performed seances for grieving clients, using her ability to communicate with spirits to bring peace to those left behind—well, using her pretend ability to communicate with spirits, anyway (a girl’s got to eat). After tragedy strikes, she and her two cohorts decide to go on the straight and narrow, settling far from their usual grifter haunts.

Theodore Barrow’s life is full of responsibilities: running his family’s butcher shop, keeping his bickering siblings in line, and, most importantly, raising his young daughter. A chance meeting with a fortune teller in a dingy tent wedges its way into his mind—particularly after said fortune teller ends up in his small town of Roslyn, as beautiful and flustered as the first time they met.

Falling in love with Theo and his toddler daughter Emmy is the easy part, but the sanctimonious village pastor, hell-bent on preserving the morality of their small town, has set his sights on Maggie and her family. With her secrets—and hard-won reputation—on the line, she must determine whether to run from the past she's tried so hard to escape, or fight for the future she's found.

344 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 27, 2026

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Author 31 books111k followers
October 27, 2026
If you love her witty reviews, you'll love her debut book. I can't wait to read it again when the audiobook comes out in January
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1,018 reviews56 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 22, 2026
This debut novel is so well crafted and so self assured, it feels like the work of an accomplished and seasoned author. Maggie and her "brothers" (Sam and Bridgers, life partners) have been together for over a decade, running low level cons and flimflam, including Maggie acting as fake medium. For reasons which are hinted at in the beginning and explained at the end they stop this and go legit, buying a shop space in a small town, ready to start over. So imagine Maggie's shock when on their first day there she runs into her very last customer, the widower Theo, who runs a butcher shop with his siblings, and who has a young daughter.

Theo and Maggie are completely drawn together, and start the most awkward courtship. Maggie has spent the last decade lying, and it's hard to let down her guard. Not only did she and her brothers have to stay ahead of the law with their light scamming, she lives in terror of their relationship being discovered as non-fraternal. Theo's slow campaign to gain her trust is careful and at her pace (if almost a little too much so). She needs to trust his acceptance, and that he knows the real her and loves that version, and their path there is a delight to read.

Speaking of their path to a relationship, Lockhart does a wonderful job with the intimate scenes. They run the range, from the embraces and the moments working people responsible for a child might find, to opportunities for more. And I want to particularly call this book out for doing something *very* well that I've seen done poorly a lot in recent years. There's been a scourge lately in the romance space of mild mannered MMCs who are completely soft and gentle being totally alpha and filthy mouthed in bed, in a way that is completely out of character. Here there is a scene late-ish in where Theo really lets loose with his language and it works completely, my kindle note was "Now THIS is how you make a nice guy dirty talk." Lockhart spent time and intimate scenes building affection and care between them, to the point where the reader can see that it's safe for him to be vulnerable and show another side. Perfectly placed, perfectly executed.

There are a lot of wonderful side characters here, but I can't not talk about Lou. Theo's sister is so grumpy! But she definitely finds her place in Maggie's found family, working with them and helping Maggie find her place in the community. She's been so cranky and mean that people have been walking on tenterhooks around her for years, but Maggie and her brothers just fold her in. All she needed was a place to be useful, be valued, and have a couple handsome gay men to admire and banter with, highly relatable.

Lockhart is a well known reader and reviewer, and her love of the genre shows with the romance touchstones she works in, whether it's a character "rolling up his shirtsleeves in a way that most likely violated the spirit of decency laws" or this classic from Maggie. "She lifted her free [hand] to the bridge of her nose, pinching. She knew it wouldn't help the headache, but it seemed like the right thing to do, in an annoyingly performative way." All she needed was a quizzing glass and she'd be a duke pressed by his ward, or something.

Lockhart's blend of clever humor and deep relationships with fully developed side characters is a treat to read. The writer I would most compare her to is Tessa Dare, which is pretty high praise. I'm sure she take her place as a valued authorial voice in the romance genre, and I cannot wait to see what she writes next.
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106 reviews6 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
September 3, 2026
Let me tell you some things that I hate in books:

-Single Dads
-A kid being an important part of a story who is on-page frequently
-A man who is in-touch with his emotions and healthily expresses said emotions (I love a messy hero, what can I say?)
-Two people who immediately like each other 
-Annoying religious zealots getting redemption
-Unrealistic representations of how long it takes to sew historical dresses

This book has all of these things in abundance and I *didn't hate any of it*.  Dare I say I loved it??? This perfect combination of things I usually hate coming together like a half-baked-yet-wildly-successful haberdashery shop?! 

I loved the unique setting of 1890s Minnesota. I loved the repentant spiritualist FMC. I loved that no one in this book was rich or fancy and everyone had jobs and lived a regular life. I loved the grouchy sister most of all.

Thank you to Ali Lockhart for the ARC! It was truly special!
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2,304 reviews106 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 7, 2026
1889, Minnesota. Magdalene Cruthers, Maggie to those who she cares about, has been running grifts with her "brothers" Tom and Bridgers (no relation to her, or each other) since her father died. While communing with the spirit realm on behalf the families of deceased, Maggie meets a handsome young widower and finds she can't put up her act for him and gives him reassuring words from his late wife. But she'll never see him again, so it's ok....until she meets him in St Cloud, Minnesota, where he's the butcher in town. Theodore Barrow doesn't hold Maggie's past against her, especially now that she and her brothers are trying to make an honest life by opening a haberdashery and putting down roots. Maggie wants desperately to love someone the way Tom and Bridgers love one another, but she worries that Theo couldn't possibly return that love.

Ali Lockhart has given us a beautiful, very human romance novel, and I loved every page of it. Everyday interactions and small gestures lead to romance and found family in a comfortable-but-not-cozy way.

Thank you to Ali Lockhart for an eARC. Magdaelen Cruthers is out 10/27/2026.
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171 reviews20 followers
October 10, 2026
⭐ 4.25 | ❤️ 4/5

To preface, Ali Lockhart has been my favorite source of book reviews for the past 2 years for her insightful, economical, no-holds-barred critique delivered with wit. Her unapologetic reviews inspired me when I first started writing reviews, making me feel safe to be unabashedly honest while being diplomatic given how much value I get from her reviews.

Even though I don’t normally seek out cozy vibes, a comedic register, small town settings, or romance with a sweet dynamic, this book made it work even for a reader like me due to the quality of the writing, so I can imagine how well this would land for someone who actually seeks these attributes in their books.

This dual-POV story is set in the early 1890s and is about medium FMC Magdalene and her fellow con artist, closeted, adoptive brothers, Bridgers and Tom as they try to leave their life of grifting behind to settle in a small town, where they end up recognized by a former client, MMC Theo, who is a single father and butcher.

The highlight of this story for me was the author’s polished writing and strong authorial voice that I wouldn’t expect from a debut. The writing is smart, the banter is cheeky, and the humor landed really well for me. As someone who doesn’t typically go for humor in my romances, even I could appreciate the comedic irony and the many funny beats. I enjoyed that she doesn’t over explain; you can feel as a reader that she trusts you to understand. Her writing has specificity in her characterization, making each character distinct and memorable, through how each character talks and their small mannerisms giving the story texture. The closest comparison stylistically that came to mind would be Jane Washington, but even then they are distinctly different, including subgenres and vibes. There is the bit of silliness in the humor that they have in common without veering on childishness.

I love a found family, and it’s been my experience that it doesn’t always land. In this case, the found family of Magdalene, Tom, Bridgers, and Lou (Theo’s sister) felt believable, with each one well fleshed out and lovable in their own way. I appreciated how well developed the characters were including the secondary characters, such that I felt very invested in them. I could imagine spin-off books in this world for Lou and also Tom/Bridgers, and would definitely read them.

This story had a really satisfying ending; that’s all I can say without spoilers.

My only minor critique would be a third act tiff, where I felt surprised by the misdirected explosive vitriol that one character had for another, which felt out of left field and could have been seeded earlier so that it didn’t feel so surprising, but luckily it got resolved quickly although through a head scratching reaction from the other character. I also found the declarations of love to feel surprising initially, but eventually it did feel earned.

Why wasn’t this a 5 for me? I didn’t find myself constantly reaching for this, but really enjoyed it whenever I did, which reflects more on my personal taste. I could see this being a 5 star read for readers who prefer cozy rom coms. If you like cozy small town romances that feel like a warm blanket on a brisk autumn day, you’ll probably love this. Even if that’s not your vibe, as was the case for me normally, you should still give it a try, since the lovable characters and great writing made it an enjoyable read.

CW: References to grief from death, religious trauma, homophobia, slut shaming, child neglect

This review is based on an ARC provided by the author. All opinions are my own.
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1,374 reviews506 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 19, 2026
Magdalene Cruthers and her "brothers" (partners in crime who are life partners with each other but not with her) have decided to give up their con artist ways for good. Too bad the small town they move to for their fresh start ALSO happens to be the place where Maggie's last mark lives.

Theo (said last mark) is the town butcher and a total DILF, which means that Maggie can neither avoid him nor resist him. Will there be a big blowout about her past? Wil the town preacher turn everyone away from Maggie's new business? (Will the town preacher be a future hero [he'd better be!]?) Look, I'm not answering the previous questions because they would be spoilers, but I will say that not a lot happens in this book (it's a small town romance but not in the vomit-inducing way, in the "this is a sleepy town where everyone knows each other so there's not a lot of drama" way) but I still loved it.

It helped that the book doesn't mind being silly once in a while. Ali's prose mixes the straightforward and the sly in a perfect way. I loved that it's not too clever for its own good but it's also very clever. I found myself laughing at the wit really often. And yes, it made me cry a couple of times. (Not Laine, though. She's impervious.)

This objective review is based on a complimentary copy of the novel.
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523 reviews17 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
September 17, 2026
I've been following Ali's book account on Instagram for 3+ years, and she has introduced me to many historical romance authors that I now count as favorites, so not only was it exciting to get an ARC of her first historical romance (which will be published next month!), but also to find out that it is really a wonderful, well-written book that fits right into the section of the genre she loves!
I don't think I've read much historical fiction set in the Midwest, so I enjoyed that aspect, and I liked that Maggie was as jumpy as I am - we easy-scarers are rarely the main characters ;)
I thought the romance was lovely & believable, and I imagine writing children would be very difficult, but a 2 year old is captured very well here!
All in all, I highly recommend, and can't wait to see what the author will do next!
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290 reviews7 followers
September 23, 2026
Of course the queen of reviews wrote a phenomenal debut. This was utter joy.
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58 reviews2 followers
September 27, 2026
I was the lucky recipient of an ARC! This was a very sweet, cozy, leisurely historical fiction. Not every story has to be high stakes drama, but I think maybe I wanted to feel more emotionally connected to the characters. To that end, I feel the antagonistic plot points could’ve been more fully explored to reflect the time period. Perhaps that could’ve helped with the depth. There are also definitely some loose ends, which could be an intentional choice leading to a sequel. Overall a solidly written, adorable debut.
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856 reviews
October 31, 2026
The worst thing Magdalene Cruthers Is Going to Hell has going for it is that title. I’m afraid it will scare off readers who would adore this story of a fake medium and her “brothers” (who are actually in a clandestine relationship) who decide to get out of the business. Of course, when they decide to start a new life they end up in the same small town as Magdalene’s last client—the widowed father who finally made her give up her con.

Theo is a perfect cinnamon roll of a hero, and he’s pretty much gone for Magdalene from the get-go, as she is for him. It’s her insecurities from her previous life and his need to officially move on from the loss of his wife that are their barriers to getting together. There were points I wanted to shake both of them over this, especially Magdalene. She basically has the equivalent of an anvil dropped on her head repeatedly for how obvious Theo is in wanting a relationship with her, yet she continues to doubt to an extreme for my tastes.

What took this book over the top for me was the fantastic (and large!) cast of supporting characters. From detailed ones like Theo’s sister Lou—who finds her own place due to Magdalene and her brothers Tom and Bridgers—to minor ones like Theo’s parents, every side character felt real to me in amazing ways. I also loved small details like how Tom, Bridgers, and Madgalene’s business was incorrectly labeled a haberdashery by them and yet correctly as a modiste by everyone else. (Though I did wonder just how much Tom and Bridgers were truly working for this business compared to Magdalene and Lou!)

This book was a simply delightful historical romance. It has no lords and ladies, no high drama, a villain who’s three-dimensional, and a charming couple at its core. It’s been a highlight of my reading year to date, so I hope it finds the audience it deserves!
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511 reviews15 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 17, 2026
Magdalene Cruthers might be going to hell, but she’s bringing the loveliest found family in the Midwest along for the ride.

Maggie, Bridgers and Tom are former con artists trying to go straight, held together with love and the sheer will of their survival. They aren’t related, but they act like siblings, bickering and closing ranks in equal measure. Theo’s family is a swirl of chaos and family chatter of its own, between his brothers at the butcher shop and Lou, his protective younger sister. All the characters are likeable, even Lou.

Maggie and Theo have an easy and immediate attraction, but neither is sure what it is or what to do with it. Maggie is trying to keep her past buried and keep attention off Bridgers and Tom. Theo has his hands full with his toddler daughter, Emmy, and he’s still grieving his wife. Maggie thinks she’s more opaque than she is, and Theo thinks that’s charming. So did I.

The character development was my favorite part. Every character is drawn with quirks and foibles, and you always understand why they make the choices they do. The banter is excellent, and the plot is well paced and fits together, which makes this an easy book to sink into.

The 1890s Minnesota setting is a nice change from ballrooms and dukes, though the history itself plays a minor role. The relationships and dialogue feel modern and relatable. It isn’t the most authentic historical romance, but I have ZERO issues with that.

A couple of small hiccups kept this from five stars. The spice is hot and the door is wide open, but the jump to get there felt a little sudden. The groundwork was there, and it needed a bit more connection. A late reveal about Maggie’s past also came out of nowhere and could have used a few clues along the way.

That said, it’s an excellent first book, and I can’t wait for more from Ali Lockhart. If you love Rachel Griffiths or Louisa Darling, put this one on your list.
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402 reviews14 followers
November 2, 2026
Sometime a few years ago, I stumbled upon the fu*king funniest book review I’d ever read, just an absolutely scathing and hilarious deadpan summary of ACOTAR. The author of that review, Ali Lockhart, has been making me laugh with her reviews ever since then. So when she wrote a whole ass book of her own, and then offered followers a chance to get an ARC, obviously I jumped on it. Did it matter that I’m not a historical romance girlie? Not in the least. I knew Ali wouldn’t let me down and she didn’t. This book has some truly fantastic one liners and asides (I would have liked more) with a beautiful little chosen family dynamic and a sweet but sexy romance with a very well-adjusted widower. Also there’s a strangely endearing shrew of a woman who I really hope will be finding a second chance at love in the sequel (there’s a sequel right??) I hope this book (and Ali) gets all the attention it (and she) deserves.
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204 reviews21 followers
October 20, 2026
Review of advance copy received from Author

When I first read Ali's review for ACOTAR, I knew that one day she would write something incredible. This is the something incredible.

I have been thinking about this book all day after finishing it this morning. It made me laugh and it made me cry. It was so beautiful and looking back, I don't think that there was anything I really disliked about it. This is a book that I will re-read.

I want to so badly share my favourite parts of the book on here but I don't want to spoil it. There were two times where it felt like my heart was going to burst out of my chest. I LOVE when an author can make me feel that way so thank you Ali :)
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23 reviews
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 24, 2026
For the first time ever, I received an ARC from a book that has yet to come out! So a huge thank you to the author for giving a copy to one of your Instagram followers. I've been following the extremely funny reviews of Ali on her Instagram account for a while now.

Just as her reviews this book is very funny and witty. The characters are lovable and feel very authentic. Theo and Maggie's relationship is so sweet and cute. The side characters are also interesting and authentic. So I have really enjoyed this sweet story with a wonderful found family dynamic.

In conclusion it is well worth the read when this book comes out which is on the 27 of october 2026!
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128 reviews2 followers
October 31, 2026
Absolutely, wonderfully delightful. I enjoyed every minute of this read. Amazing debut from my favorite book reviewer. Can’t wait for more to come

Very low stakes, which in my mind was just the refreshing read I needed. Not everything needs to be doom and war and this provided a lovely easy read that gave all the warm and fuzzy feelings, with a little real life drama/problems to keep you in the story
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419 reviews7 followers
November 1, 2026
i’ve been eagerly waiting for Ali to write a book of her own, so getting an interconnected historical romance series was such a sweet surprise.

what’s even sweeter is getting a single dad in the debut book 🤣 (i’ve got a soft spot for the single-parent trope hehe)

this was so cute and endearing to read. can’t wait for the next bookkk 🙂‍↕️‼️ (is it gonna be Lou’s story?! aaaa)
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340 reviews6 followers
September 19, 2026
This small town, found family, magic soup in a book was exactly what I needed. Ali you have outdone yourself, what a set of characters you imagined into existence. I cannot wait for the rest of their stories 🥳 Thank you for the Arc ❤️
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57 reviews
Review of advance copy received from Author
September 17, 2026
I received this as an ARC from the author.


I thoroughly enjoyed this. The writing is light and fun. I kind of wish we had gotten to linger in Maggie's séance era a bit longer just so we had a more developed connection to the past she wants to hide. The side characters felt well-developed. I could have used a ~little bit~ more drama but that's not necessarily what the story was going for, just a personal preference. All hail Theo and his dirty talk.
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37 reviews2 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 17, 2026
Thank you to the author for this ARC - and if you’re into romance novels, you should be following her on instagram.

This was a cute romance set in a small town in Minnesota. It was refreshing that the characters were all shop owners, no dukes or barons here. Something just didn’t click with me, and I found myself putting the book down and taking awhile to get back to it.
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715 reviews37 followers
September 20, 2026
Such a delightful book. My favourite part was Theo telling Maggie not to be better for him. He’ll
work around with what’s he got. Such a good reminder to focus on one self.

I’m happy that if the author chooses, she has lots of characters to write sequels of (and I hope she does).

Wish the ending wasn’t so abrupt, though. I feel like I’m missing a part of the story. One moment Theo and Maggie are cleaning up the kitchen, the next he’s proposing and a sentence later they’re getting married?

What happened to Sam’s plan? Did he lose his position and keep his inheritance? He just apologized and then…what? Became nice?

And what about Jack? When did he move out? Also, is he still being weird about Maggie and the boys? Now that Sam apologized?

Love the first half - super strong, but feel it lost the plot in the latter half with a half-satisfactory conclusion (at least re: Sam, see above)
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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269 reviews4 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
September 22, 2026
I think this was… not for me. I was a little underwhelmed by all of it.
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208 reviews
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 23, 2026
A big thank you to the author for the ARC!

If you’re a fan of slow-paced, slice-of-life historical romances, then this is the book for you. The writing in this is lovely and humorous, making for a particularly lighthearted read. I think I was a little bit misled by the title and premise, as I had expected more supernatural elements/more of Maggie actually being a medium, and was disappointed that this was not the case.

Magdalene Cruthers Is Going To Hell is a great debut, but I did think this book was rather lacking in some aspects. There seemed to be a lack of build up to the more romantic/emotionally charged moments. On a few separate occasions, the romantic scenes come at rather inopportune times, usually after the characters have a disagreement, or something decidedly unromantic happens . I’m a big advocate for tension in my romances, and I do think that having a well-developed rising action could lend more weight to the turning points in this story.

The romance was just so easy, in a way that sometimes borders on boring. A large reason can be attributed to Theo being a pretty flawless and unproblematic character. I understand that perhaps the author may have wanted to keep the story cosy and breezy, but I wish we could have explored the messier aspects of his character too. For a widower whose wife had died less than two years prior, I was surprised that there wasn’t a larger focus on his grief and trauma. A lot of the heavy lifting with regards to his grief was done off-page, and while Theo seems to be pretty well-adjusted by the time we meet him in the novel, I would have liked a deeper exploration of the way he grapples with his guilt as he starts to fall in love with Maggie (it was only mentioned once in passing!).

I would also have appreciated it if parenting was a larger area of focus in this novel. Theo's daughter, Emmy, mostly acts as an accessory to be passed around among him and the other characters, as and when the plot requires. The best scene in the book by far was the scene where Theo brings Emmy to his Sarah’s grave. Theo speaks to Sarah candidly about Maggie, and the way he assures her that he will always love her even as he grows to love another brought tears to my eyes.

With regards to the romance, I thought that the sex scenes themselves were rather uninspired. The dialogue and the banter before, during, and after intimacy didn’t really strike a chord with me. It didn’t quite feel vulnerable enough sometimes? Even when Maggie slowly lets her guard down, her realisations/reactions almost always come with a bout of panic and dread that takes away from the emotional connection between her and Theo.

There is a large cast of characters featured in this story, and I think the author does a wonderful job of making them all memorable and loveable to the reader. I was particularly invested in Bridgers and Tom’s relationship, wherein their love and adoration for each other is challenged by the pressures that come with being in a closeted gay relationship in late 19th century America. While it was explored in the book, it would have been interesting to see a larger focus on their relationship with Maggie, both as a couple and individually.

Furthermore, I would have liked to see a deeper exploration on Maggie’s relationship with her late mother, Marianne. I particularly loved the moment where Maggie has an imaginary conversation with her mother at one of the lowest points in the book, and says to her: “I’m losing my family again, Mama.” I think the story would have benefitted from the author being willing to make Maggie a messier character, especially when exploring her fear of being left behind by those she loves, but again, a lot of the heavy lifting was done off-page before the story even starts.

Finally, I do want to talk a bit about the plot. For the most part, there really isn’t one? The story meanders leisurely, with little events happening here and there rather than an overarching plot with an issue the characters must solve. I wonder if having some kind of overarching conflict would have brought more immediacy to the story? It definitely would have created a tighter narrative and a more streamlined course of events, which I think I would have preferred. The most that this book does for conflict is have kind of unlikeable characters — namely, Jake and Sam. I feel like the author didn’t quite do a great job making either of them sympathetic, which I suspect she had intended to do by the end of the book? I also found the final reveal about Sam to be really strange and kind of silly. It was just a little bit out of the blue.

To conclude, knowing what you’re getting into before reading this book would give you the best reading experience possible! I wonder if a lot of the criticisms I have are just because the story and the author’s vision aren’t for me. Regardless, it’s a lovely debut with very strong writing, and it’s perfect for days when you need a feel-good, low-stakes kind of story.
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44 reviews4 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
September 28, 2026
In our current social climate, I find myself rather terrified to be asked or volunteer to read a book written by a "bookstagrammer" or other social media influencers. While I am a strong supporter of hyping up my fellow women, I'm not adept at sugarcoating and therefore struggle to weigh the pros and cons of reading something written by someone I have any sort of relationship with, online or otherwise. Not because I think anyone is incapable, but because an avid reader does not correlate directly to a professional writer (and let's be so real, writing a book WELL requires money in the form of high-quality editing).

In the case of Ali Lockhart, I had no such qualms (have you read her reviews - we all knew she was going to be, at minimum, an adequate writer) and was happy to dive headfirst into her debut novel. While not surprised in the least, I am happy to confirm Ali has blown me away with her prose, plot, character depth, and immaculate execution of the found-family trope.

While I have read several historical romances, I have read very few based in the United States, and thanks to Ali, I'll be remedying that gaping hole in my reading tendencies promptly. (The factual historical information provided in the epilogue, while not necessary, was very much appreciated.)

In terms of my personal preferences, I thoroughly enjoyed that Ali wrote a woman and other characters who were put off by religious fanaticism. In my experience with historical romance, religion is often described "traditionally" or left out entirely; this felt like a breath of fresh air in that regard.

Maggie Cruthers is a morally grey (aren't we all) yet highly empathetic person with relatable thoughts, feelings, trauma, and opinions. I found her highly likable from the start, and she continued to endear herself to me throughout the novel. Theo (our MMC) is a perfect angel (we love an emotionally intuitive man). I very much enjoyed (and was simultaneously LIVID that it made me emotional, respectfully, Ali, fuck you) that none of Theo's love for his late wife was questioned or diminished as a result of him finding love again with Maggie.

I am so stupidly in love with every single character in this novel (and in the end, could not even truly hate our "villain"). I do hope she was serious in her epilogue about writing a spin-off or prequel so I can spend more time with Bridgers and Tom.

Thank you, Ali, for sharing your creative brain with us. I imagine this was quite a terrifying endeavor, but in this reviewer's opinion, well worth the spiraling and panic attacks I imagine ensued during the process.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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254 reviews2 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
September 17, 2026
This free review is in exchange for an ARC from the author.

WELL WELL WELL, it seems our favourite reviewer wishes to be the reviewed. How the turntables. Welcome to the twilight zone.

Do you like historical romance? How about American historical romance between a woman who is thrown into starting over (again) and a butcher who has a darling feral child?? Do you also love a cast of characters who all have well developed personalities?THEN THIS IS FOR YOU.

Maggie and her 2 (totally not gay but absolutely gay and in love) brothers decide to go straight (path wise not sexually). They abscond to a small town where they decide to haphazardly open a haberdashery (despite not following the rules of habidashery or even knowing what it is). They also really enjoy suggesting murder for seemingly benign situations.

Many funny and cute shenanigans ensue:
- A baby does baby stuff like scream, receive horsey rides, tries to grab knives and punches people inadvertently.
- People learn how to sew better despite being crabby about it.
- A man falls first (classic manoeuvre).
- 3 people are capable of raising 1 eyebrow and I'm annoyed by it only because I CANT DO IT. I KEEP TRYING THOUGH.

A local Reverend decides to make things difficult for everyone (not just our dynamic three-o) and everyone gets very fucking annoyed. So annoyed that the book club decides to call their dads to come deal with this toe rag. You end up feeling for the toe rag (rude) but you are still offended about his milk habits despite having no ill feelings towards milk in general.

The ending will make you weep perhaps (I teared up and that's a big deal for me if you read any of my reviews you know I'm a stone cold bitch).

Below are some of my usual ARC notes that contain spoilers - you've been warned.
Haha jk I'll put those in once it's been published, I'm not THAT evil.
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349 reviews6 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 23, 2026
📚🔮ARC Review: Magdalene Cruthers is Going to Hell by Ali Lockhart🔮📚

This is a sign for me to pick up more of this historical romance fun genre, I love that it had humor and adventure too. Magdalene, or Maggie, makes her living performing seances. It's easy money, but lately she's been feeling like she wants to settle down with her good friends Bridgers and Tom. After a reading goes awry with a man named Theo, Maggie decides to call it. The crew decides to relocate to Minnesota.

Theo is a single dad, part of a big family who all run the local butcher shop. Imagine his surprise when he runs into the fortune teller he visited a few towns away. Maggie shows up in his town and shenanigans ensue. The chemistry between Theo and Maggie had me kicking my feet.

I've followed Ali's Bookstagram for some time and was jazzed to find out she was writing her own book. I'm honestly blown away that this is Ali's debut book, as the writing felt like she's been a pro for some time. I was instantly hooked and this was so much fun. I enjoyed the premise of the swindlers, and how Maggie and crew just decide to start something new. The banter was funny, and the found family vibes were so adorable. I hope that epilogue at the end results in a sequel!

Pick this up of you enjoy Emma M. Lion, as it has similar fun vibes. If you've read anything similar, let me know, I want to read more of this genre mash up. And thank you to Ali Lockhart for the arc. I'm on the hunt for a physical copy!

Rating: 5⭐
Release date: October 26
6 reviews
October 7, 2026
Magdalene Cruthers is going to Hell is a simple book, and I say that with absolute respect and admiration.
I love a third act adventure-ridden rescue as much as the next person but it’s so beautiful, and refreshing, to read a story like this one, where lives are being lived in all their normalcy, and beauty is found in routine, in the ordinary. It’s special to connect so much with a story where no one is plotting murder or a huge fortune is at stake or there are no servants.

Every character has depth, good and bad traits: the ones we love the most and the ones we like the least. Maggie is a mess, but she’s believable and relatable. Theo is an absolute cinnamon bun of a person but he’s not a perfect specimen of human male (well, probably he is for Maggie), he’s just a man, a good man and a good human and that makes him so irresistible (that and his curls and his little flirty dimple).
As an aside: Theo, love, please don’t let Emmy loose at the shop, David is right, all the knives for Christ’s sake!
Tom and Bridgers, and Lou, and David and Laura, and Jake, and Sam. And Sam!!!!! I want our reality to be more like Roslyn, where people gossip and the butcher is hot and the haberdashery doesn’t necessarily makes hats and it’s safe. It’s safe for everyone regardless of what makes you different from the majority.

Ali created a world I want to go back to. I really hope we get the story of how Maggie met Tom and Bridgers. We NEED Lou’s and Sam story and I really really hope Jake gets to meet the pugilism-enthusiast redhead. I loved it. Please keep going ❤️
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Review of advance copy received from Author
October 4, 2026
This review originally appeared on the book review blog: Just One More Pa(i)ge.

Well, score one for the internet here. I found Lockhart through IG, where she posts fantastic and hilarious reviews, gives rock solid takes on writing and AI and the romance genre in general, and shares quality HR fan content. No notes. So, when she posted that eARCs were available for her very own romance novel, you best believe I requested that stat.

Y'all, this is an incredible debut. First of all, I LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS! All of them. Even the ones I don't like (which, like, there was a Mr. Collins type situation and it sent me), I still loved them. Because they were all so alive and quirky in their own very real ways and nuanced and flawed but still loveable and so full. Gahhhhhhh. I was just so here for every single interaction and combination of them, which were varied and individualized; no side characters were flattened or forgotten in this novel and I cannot say enough good things about that. Maggie and Bridgers and Tom are my fav little found family and I loveeee them. They must be protected at all costs! (And I love the "Author's Note" confirming that as part of romance's HEA cornerstone, this little village gives them that.) Bridgers in particular is hilarious; that slightly unhinged center of attention vibe trying to make all sorts of half-baked plans work is always my favorite side character. But I also kinda loved how prickly Lou was, too, and I am usually annoyed reading that type of character. And I thought Emmy was an incredibly accurate two-year-old addition to the cast. Single dad (really, the presence of kids in general) is not something I usually care for/seek out, but it felt right in context here. Lovely.

As far as the romance itself, top marks. Maggie and Theo are a great match, falling very naturally into a relationship that feels super real. There are some tropes that pop up, like I would probably call them opposites attract, but it’s done in a way that makes them feel like really genuine, authentic, people. (In fact, all these characters are like, totally legit normal people and it’s nice to see that sometimes. For sure.) Nothing goes to extremes or gets unbelievable. And Theo is so, so soft with Maggie - a sweetie pie of a historical romance lead - as she comes to terms with settling down and catching feels and I honestly could not love that dynamic, and safety, more. She deserves it (and so do her brothers, and her love for them). There are a number of pretty solid, non-cringey spicy scenes, which is always a huge plus. And, a moment for the rolled sleeves and forearms moment. Swoon.

I have a couple final thoughts to add here. First, and important in an overarching way, this writing was quality. Smooth dialogue, well-paced, excellent balance of humor and emotions, and lovely wittiness throughout. This twist with the nosy neighborhood priest...it was not at all what I expected, and surprisingly hilarious. basically, all men are all idiots, but low key complementary, in this case. I don’t live a shitty religious leader getting redemption, but it was…ok…the way it played out here. The epilogue was perfect. I want to re-mention the lovely Author’s Note. I loved the points made and the gorgeous commentary on how love, and those who feel it, is multifaceted and multitudinous. Y'all, big yes to this debut. Give it a go!
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22 reviews
September 28, 2026
(This book was wonderfully sent to me as an ARC)
What an absolute stonker of a read. This is not my usual style, being a historical romance with no magical element and the main couple are heterosexual but this was absolutely fantastic. The romance was wonderful to read, Theo and Maggie are a couple I couldn’t help but root for and they were well suited to each other. Around them are the most compelling cast of characters that honestly made the novel for me. Lou and Emmy are the obvious standouts - Lou being so aggressively protective of her family and Emmy being such a sweet, charming toddler stole every scene she was in. Bridgers and Tom I absolutely adored, their love for each other despite the dangers was gorgeous and at points they broke my heart. Plus their care for Maggie despite her not being blood related to them was so lovely, their family unit as a three was such a treat to read. Even the more minor characters felt like they had depth, that a book could be written about each and every one of them and be as wonderfully entertaining as Magdalene Cruthers is. Well worth the read when this book comes out and I will personally be waiting with great anticipation for what Ali Lockhart releases next.
113 reviews
Review of advance copy received from Author
October 21, 2026
I received a complimentary copy of this book. Opinions expressed in this review are completely my own.
I thank the author for providing me with an ARC.

Oh dear. I had high hopes for this book given my experience of the author based on her Instagram, but unfortunately I found myself a bit underwhelmed with this debut.

First, the positive: the prose itself is very well written; the author is clearly a technically sound writer, which is becoming more rare in this genre. This alone has upped the book to three stars for me.

What I didn't love: despite the cover of the book showing the FMC working as a fortune teller (of dubious ability), this is essentially only the first chapter and seemed to be a throwaway plot device to introduce her to the FMC. I would have loved more of this career of hers before it was abandoned as her family moved to a small town where the MMC also ~conveniently~ lived with his extended family. Additionally, I'm just not a fan of single dad MMC's (can't relate to that attraction 😂), I had zero interest in the child, and MMC had too many siblings to keep track of. I felt like there was a bit too much telling rather than showing about character personalities and I unfortunately found their creation of a clothing shop to be dreadfully boring. I also didn't feel any actual connection between the two main characters to make any future romance feel rewarding. I DNF'ed around 45%. (I may try to finish this eventually but I can't mentally commit any further at this point)

Alas! I think this just wasn't the book for me, but I look forward to what the author brings as her career develops. I will absolutely attempt to read her future works. 🩷
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Review of advance copy received from Author
October 26, 2026
I finally finished a book and what a book it was! I loved this one so much it might have just cured my reading slump! The characters, the story, the writing, I even ended up liking the villain 😅

Maggie was such a stressed out, panicky, kind of a mess adjusting to a life of not lying or fleecing people and I love her. She was so relatable in her sibling dynamic too.

Theo's POV was so different from Maggie's but my guy really needs to get better at telling Maggie he can see right through her so she stops stressing out so much! At least he's not afraid to apologize and the man is TALENTED wink wink.

All of the siblings, even Jake, were so funny and supportive and I would read every single book about them if Ali wrote them.

The writing of this one was actually, shockingly, one of the best parts about it. It was engaging and entertaining and even the difficult subjects were written in a way that made them easier to absorb. I've loved Ali's reviews for a long time and this book delivered on Ali's wit and style.

The only thing that knocked this down from a 5 star is that I prefer the POVs to be labelled, and the pacing was a scooooooch fast in the last few chapters.

Thank you to the author for the eARC in exchange for this review!
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