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SHORTLISTED FOR THE GOLDSMITHS PRIZE

A charismatic cult leader is dead. One by one his followers are being assassinated. Enter Gallio.

Gallio does counter-insurgency. But the theft of a body he’s supposed to be guarding ruins his career. Years later, the file is reopened when a second body appears. Gallio is called back by headquarters and ordered to track down everyone involved the first time round. The only problem is they keep dying, in ever more grotesque and violent ways. How can Gallio stay ahead of the game when the game keeps changing?

352 pages, Paperback

First published March 19, 2015

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Richard Beard

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Richard Beard’s six novels include Lazarus is Dead, Dry Bones and Damascus, which was a New York Times Notable Book of the Year. In the UK he has been shortlisted for the BBC National Short Story Award and longlisted for the Sunday Times EFG Private Bank Short Story Award. His latest novel Acts of the Assassins was shortlisted for the Goldsmiths Prize in 2015. He is also the author of four books of narrative non-fiction, including his 2017 memoir The Day That Went Missing. Formerly Director of The National Academy of Writing in London, he is a Visiting Professor (2016/17) at the University of Tokyo, and has a Creative Writing Fellowship at the University of East Anglia. In 2017 he is a juror for Canada’s Scotiabank Giller Prize. Beard is also an occasional contributor to the Guardian, The Daily Telegraph, The Times, The Financial Times, Prospect and The Nightwatchman.

He studied at Cambridge, at the Open University, and with Malcolm Bradbury on the Creative Writing MA at the University of East Anglia. He has worked as a P.E. teacher, as Secretary to Mathilda, Duchess of Argyll, and as an employee of the Bibliothèque Nationale in Paris. In the Mendip Hills Richard Beard looked after Brookleaze, a house owned by the Royal Society of Literature, and lived for three years in Japan as Professor of British Studies at the University of Tokyo.

He is one of several opening batsmen for the Authors XI Cricket Club.

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Profile Image for Jeannette.
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March 10, 2015
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Romulus, the founder of Rome, enters an underground room in the Forum. He is old, his pulse weak, his service to the city is complete. His senators in their purple-striped togas follow him into the room, which has no windows and only one door. What follows is a classic sealed room mystery: Romulus is never seen again. 



What happened to Romulus? Did he ascend? Or is it that the simplest explanation is the right one:




The senators had closed the door and stabbed old Romulus in silence, alerting none of the Forum's hyper-alert slaves. Then they knelt to dissect the body. Each senator concealed a small section of flesh or bone beneath his toga, and they carried Romulus away from the sealed room in pieces. The cuts of meat they dispersed through the city, flushed into cisterns or tossed to scavenging dogs. No trace of Romulus was ever found.



I'm honestly surprised that Acts of the Assassins has not already gathered more readers. I checked the Goodreads page and only two people have rated it so far, and a couple are currently reading it. Considering that I got the book through NetGalley and one needs to express their desire to read a book, it may be that not many have paid attention to this particular book.


They are wrong.


Acts of the Assassins is an unbelievable book, completely mind-blowing in its setting and originality. It's absolutely brilliant and completely mad.


Imagine that the New Testament never happened, that you did not believe in Jesus. Imagine that you turned on the TV today and heard about yet another mad cult, following a man, who the media makes out to be a complete lunatic. Another Charles Manson, perhaps? On the TV they say that in Jerusalem a probable terrorist cell has started working. They killed a man named Lazarus and later claimed that he has been resurrected. Then the cult's leader, a man known as Jesus, was publicly executed by the state. Only it seems he didn't stay dead either. There have been sightings of him all over the Empire. Notify the authorities if you have any information. 


This book offers a very ambiguous perspective of religion as we know it and the present as it is. The Roman empire still exists in an era of computers, tracers, cell phones and airplanes. A Speculator, a cop, is sent to look for the body of a cult leader named Jesus. Only he fails. Years later he is brought back to action, as members of the cult are being killed off.


Now that you've taken a look in the premises of the book, answer to yourself, how would you feel if this happened today? I can tell you: you'd be annoyed that yet another psycho is filling the world with propaganda and religious insanity. See, it's so much different looking from a modern perspective at these Biblical events.


The narrative of the book is as original as its setting: it's highly nonlinear, in one chapter we have - the events around Jude, the ones after Thomas, after Jude, after Thomas, and then the ones surrounding Paul, which take place before Thomas. At certain points it's hard to keep up, it even seems like the author is giving out spoilers. But it's rewarding, at least as far as I'm concerned.


A book like this will probably be placed among the likes of "The Da Vinci Code", but I don't think that's where it belongs. It's all that and much more. It has a touch of mystery and a lot of thriller in it, but overall, this is a book about obsession, faith, religion. Despite the fact that many other themes were much more prominent, I think that it is exactly obsession that is the driving force of Acts of the Assassins. Each and every character has their own obsession that they project on the world around them and which clouds their judgement and makes them move, however the direction. There is action and police work and a bit of a chase too, but the core is the book's on philosophy and the moral dilemmas that the characters are faced with. There is no sugar-coating it, both the story and the language are blunt and honest and a little bit brutal, but brutality is definitely not the point of it, it's just an instrument.


Of course, I had some questions regarding the world in the book, but I think that's to be expected when one is faced with a new, made-up universe.


1. If Jesus is not part of traditional religion, which I gather is Old Testament Christianity, and He was born in a completely normal family, how is it that the idea of "immaculate conception" exists at all. It was very pointedly mentioned during the visit in the museum when the author talks about Salvador Dali's "Immaculate conception" painting.


2. How did religion develop?


3. How did the Empire survive, considering that emperor Constantine would have been blown to dust if he hadn't allied forces with the Christians to make for a stronger army? If there were no post-Jesus Christians in the Roman empire, how would it have been possible for him to win the war that they won for him?


4. How did technology manage to get developed in a world which is as barbaric and underdeveloped as the one described, technology aside. Public executions and gladiators and torture are still a thing, and we are witnesses even today to the fact that savages who give themselves over to such barbarity, are not able to focus themselves on further development of the world and pursuits of the mind.


5. How is it that America was never found? Proof to that is the fact that it's stated on multiple occasions that Scotland is at the end of the world.


My questions, however, do not lessen my love for this book. It's an amazing piece of original thinking which provoked much thought for me. I highly recommend this to anyone and everyone.

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3,773 reviews1,075 followers
March 10, 2015
Gosh this was COMPLETELY unexpected. Very good, excellent in fact, just to be clear, but not quite, perhaps, what you might be thinking from the blurb. You get what it says on the tin with a good deal of added extra. Plus its slightly weird which always appeals to me. A thriller? Yes. If you have to describe "Act of the Assassins" as anything that will do just fine.

Now I feel like I don't want to tell you any more about it because seriously it was extremely clever, changes the world as we know it and turns it on its head (Whilst spinning you around somewhat) and gives an entirely different perspective on, well, lots of things! Now you are probably intrigued - good because it is an intriguing and thought provoking read whilst at the same time being a really good thriller.

It is a completely mad read in some ways but terribly convincing and with some compelling themes - faith, cult following, amongst others - the characters are all strange yet wonderful and there are some interesting plot threads running throughout. It is intelligently drawn, a definite page turner in places, but again as I say it is one of those books that perhaps is best read cold. The non linear narrative works extremely well, giving it a unique edge and the mystery element is well imagined. In fact imaginative is probably the one word I would use to describe it as a whole.

I definitely recommend it for those of you looking for something a little different in their mystery thrillers.

Happy Reading Folks!
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17 reviews111 followers
January 7, 2016
Acts Of The Assassins is a genuinely wonderful stand-out thriller that rattles along with clever parallels being drawn about the attempted influence of western powers in the same part of the world 21st century.

Smart, flash, fun, very impressive.

Full review, as always, is here - http://www.rickoshea.ie/?p=10738
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1,217 reviews75 followers
April 1, 2016
Not my kind of book at all, fans of "I Am Pilgrim" may enjoy. A very clever idea, using the characters of Jesus and his disciples in a modern setting where Jesus is a missing person and someone is bumping the disciples off in a gruesome fashion. Unfortunately a lot of it went over my head and I found the main character dull. Read for Book Club.
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Author 2 books1,968 followers
October 14, 2015
Book 4 from the Goldsmiths shortlist, and my favourite so far. A book that revealed more subtlety as it progressed.

The idea of a novel re-imagining the Gospel story isn't particularly original. Indeed Richard Beard himself did it in his previous novel, Lazarus is Dead focusing eponymous friend of Jesus (albeit in Beard's re-telling their relationship was more troubled), and this book is the second part of a loose trilogy. [Beard has suggested his third novel in the series will focus on John , set it future-day America]

Here Beard concentrates on the resurrection of Jesus and the subsequent acts of the apostles. He presents the novel as a crime story which starts, obviously, with a missing body but rapidly becomes a murder mystery. The victims are clear from the table of contents before the novel even starts: the 12 original disciples and their deaths, in each chapter title, are linked traditional, rather than biblical (except for Judas and James), martyrdom stories for each. E.g. "III JUDE shot with arrows", and with John, the only one popularly believed to a have survived to a long life, the focus of the final chapter called simply "XII JOHN". Indeed Beard seems to have used these traditions as a form of Oulipan constraint on the plot of the novel.

And the chief suspects - none other than Jesus himself, if he really didn't die.

The chief investigator is Cassius Gallo, official title "Speculator", representative of the occupying Roman forces and answerable to the Complex Casework Unit. In a nod to Beard's previous book, he is already under pressure "after the embarrassment of what happened with Lazarus. He still doesn't understand how they did that."

As this suggests, Beard's aim isn't it seems, unlike many other novelists, to give us any radically different perspective on Jesus or his own theological views. Indeed he rather seems to use the topic matter for jokes as much as anything: the first lead on the missing body is "a sighting on the Emmaus road"; “Thomas has privileged information about the health status of Jesus in the period after the crucifixion"; when interrogating the first suspect (and subsequently the first victim) Judas, Cassius Gallio prompts "a local source tells me the way you betrayed him was foretold."; his investigations reveal that none of the city's gardeners "remembers speaking to a distressed middle-aged lady on the day in question at or near the crime scene.";on Stephen's stoning "an Israeli agent called Saul set up the hit to showcase his talents". It's all a little Life of Brian.

The last example does speak to the one theological topic that the book does tackle and which becomes integral to the plot as it develops. Namely the role of Paul (formerly Saul) and the suggested difference between the version of Christianity from his epistles vs. that one would glean from the gospels alone.

He is, in this novel, the other chief suspect, a rogue former Israeli agent but now a double - or triple? - agent, Rome's "client apostle, because his version of the faith suited the requirements of an advanced nation state. Paul believed in marriage and social stability and paying taxes, solid civilised virtues...Instead of miracles he opts for conference theology with regular breaks from spiritual engagement for complimentary light refreshments...The disciples of Jesus inconvenience him. They're his competition, so the quieter the disciples the stronger the voice of Paul, and one day Jesus will be whoever and whatever Paul decides he is in his letters."

One key plot element does seem to depend on a misreading by Beard of scripture - the identity of the beloved disciple from John 21:20-22 who may remain alive until Jesus returns. Except from the bible passage we know who it isn't i.e. Peter.

The other non-standard part of Beard's novel is the "quantum fiction" approach - a term I rather dislike as the technique both pre-dates quantum physics and is not directly related to it, but one the author himself has used in interviews. In his own words

"The novel is set concurrently now and in the time of the disciples. The effect is of a historical novel set in the present – the former disciples of Jesus are working folk from Lake Galilee, but in Jerusalem they can be bundled into police cars or photographed with a telephoto lens. One of the more freakish conclusions of quantum physics is that the exact location of a particle can never be measured, and my characters exist in two different eras at once. This is partly a response to the idea of ‘eternal’. If the Jesus story is eternal then it happened then but is also happening now.
http://www.vintage-books.co.uk/blog/a...

As this suggests, Beard sets his novel in an odd hybrid of the 1st Century and the 21st "in Jerusalem past and present coexist. Possibly the future too.". Again this is clear from the very opening pages when "A boy runs down an alley, a tray of loaves on his head. He dodges a rasping scooter ... Passover in Jerusalem smells like Heaven. And of burned meat from the temple. And the haze of two-stroke.". Similarly, all the images of Jesus that the investigators have to go on are "sculptures and a great many paintings, also the imprint on the shrouds", but when the investigators make a potential sighting, they can send photos via their smartphones to HQ where computers can then scan them against the pictures for a match, and send over the relevant information from Wikipedia.

Again at first this seems more for comic effect. But, as the novel progresses Beard makes the effect more interesting with past and present starting to blur. Philip dies in his own Martyrium in Pamukkale, (which was in reality constructed in the 5th Century), with pre-existing information boards explaining his death. And the Apostle Andrew follows Gallio from the UK, by a tracking device planted on his mobile phone, to a seemingly randomly chosen Greek holiday resort Patras. They meet in the Orthodox Agios Andreas Basilica, beneath "an oversized icon of Andrew the discipile of Jesus on cobalt and gold. Andrew is roped to an x-shaped cross."

And Beard uses his device to explore the topic of free will vs. omnipotence and predestination. Gallio increasingly realises that the unfolding events seem pre-destined; "everything he made happen corresponded to preparations Jesus and his disciples had made in advance". "The future is not shaped in advance," Gallio thinks, "but can be changed by willed human action. This is a core principle of civilisation as Gallio has been taught to defend it." - but the evidence is otherwise.

Beard himself is not a believer, and initially my concern was that he was mining the Gospel story for fun. But the novel does explore some important issues, sympathetically, and the closing pages of the novel: the final confrontations between Gallio, the apostle John and Paul, are genuinely moving.
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3,134 reviews158 followers
May 24, 2018
some blurb called this "gospel noir" and i almost laughed out loud... oh, the mindless attempts by the book-reviewing media to pigeonhole any/all books somehow... this was stellar... a alternative history of Jesus, and done near-impeccably so... interweaves the fates of the Jesus and his apostles and Paul as a sort of crime/detective/mystery/spy/thriller/ thing... i just loved it from the start... no grandstanding about faith of christianity or atheism or anything along those lines... just historical events reimagined into now, sort of... never any date given for when, which makes it work, as you never get too wrapped into trying to wonder about what else is going on in the fictive world created by the author... not sure why i enjoyed this so much, but i found it all amazingly well-crafted, gripping even, odd considering you "know" what happens, right? elements of the tale creep up on you, the continual wondering of how/why/when christianity spread, and who was responsible... all i can say is read this and try to figure out why no one else came up with the concept sooner... wonderful!
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760 reviews124 followers
October 23, 2015
If you’ve read Richard Beard’s 2012 novel, Lazarus is Dead, you probably won’t be that surprised by the central conceit of his latest book, Acts of the Assassins. However, if you’re like me and you’re new to Beard’s work then you’ll hoot out loud when, a few pages into the novel, it becomes abundantly clear that the ‘missing corpse’ our protagonist Cassius Gallio has been tasked to find is the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. What makes this reveal all the more brilliant and fascinating is that the novel is set in contemporary times; that the story of the death, the alleged resurrection and gospel of Christ is taking place in a world of iPhones, airplanes and TripAdvisor.

While Acts of the Assassins is set in an alternate history, this really isn’t a speculative fiction novel. There is an expectation among genre fans that when an author diverges from known historical events she or he has considered the ramification of that fork in the road. But other than retaining the Roman Empire as a world power, because what would Jesus be without Romans, nothing else has really changed; history, without Christianity, has essentially followed the same track. There are iPhones (branded as such), people drink Coca Cola and the airport in Israel is called Ben Gurion, implying that the country gained its independence in 1948. In other words, Beard has made no concession to what our contemporary life would be like if there’d been no such thing as Jesus two thousand year previously. Consequently, I’m sure there will be fans of speculative fiction who struggle to read a book that seems to care so little about the ripples of history.

Personally, I liked the fact that Beard doesn’t get bogged down in the details. It means that Acts of the Assassins can be read as a revisionist critique of the influence Christianity had on Western culture. There are those who argue that without the civilizing influence of Christianity none of the technological and societal advances we enjoy would have occurred. Of course, in Beard’s alternate history Judaism still exists (there’s no mention of Islam) and coupled with the secularism of the Roman Empire, it could be argued that Christianity is surplus to requirements. However, that’s not the message I get from the novel. While the book does, at times, poke fun at the Christian faith, especially the true believers who will travel to Spain to touch the bones of a Disciple, Beard’s attention is more focused on Christianity as a political movement desiring to overturn the status quo. In fact the death of Jesus and the absconding of his body coupled with the Disciples claiming that he is the son of God and has risen to bring peace on Earth is viewed by the Roman’s as an act of terrorism. And suddenly, setting the novel in a world that’s very similar to our own makes perfect sense. Replace the Romans with America, replace Jesus and his Disciples (who are depicted in the novel as a death cult) with ISIS and you can’t help but view the Christ story in a different light. I’m not saying that Beard actively compares Jesus and the Disciples to “Radical Islam”, but the Christian mission has always been to convert others to the word of Jesus and when you push that forward 2,000 years it becomes a direct threat to a Western way of life, no matter how peaceful the intent. As my Dad has always said, if the Messiah did pop up one day to take the Jews to Jerusalem, we’d probably tell him to piss off.

I haven’t mentioned Cassius and yet his story, his character arc, is what gives the novel its backbone. When he can’t find Jesus’ corpse he is disgraced, forced to give up his role as a Speculator for the Complex Casework Unit (CCU) and become a grunt in the Army. A few years later and Cassius, frustrated that he was fooled by an insignificant cult, is called back to the CCU to investigate the death of one of the Disciples, James, who has been beheaded. When Thomas is stoned and Jude is shot with arrows, Cassius figures out that someone is deliberately killing the Disciples for reasons that go beyond their perceived unpopularity. Cassius believes if he can find Jesus (dead or alive), or if he can uncover why the disciples are being killed, he can be forgiven for originally losing Jesus’ body and reclaim his role as a Speculator.

Cassius story, though, is more than just about him discovering the truth, it’s also a spiritual journey as he begins to increasingly vacillate between whether Christ was / is a supernatural figure or just an arch manipulator who has used the Disciples as a means of increasing his power and promoting the faith. Yes, there’s an element of cynicism about all this, and the reveal of who is behind the murder of the Disciples only adds to the cynicism. But Cassius also goes through a sense of awakening as he begins to feel empathy for the Disciples, genuinely concerned for their well-being (even if they seem to have a death wish). It means that Cassius is a sympathetic character without ever truly being likable.

Acts of the Assassins does have its flaws. The repetitive nature of the Disciples facing dangers, dying in grisly ways and Cassius and Claudia (his partner) being one step behind did wear me down a little. I was also annoyed that Beard fell back on the old cliché of Cassius eventually having sex with his female partner, after thinking naughty thoughts about her for a good chunk of the novel. I understand why it’s there for plot related reason and it does highlight that Cassius isn’t necessarily a nice guy, but it’s one of the few predictable elements of the novel.

Those criticisms aside, Acts of The Assassins is a terrific novel. It’s supplanting of the Jesus story in a contemporary and recognizable milieu compels the reader to view Jesus’ sacrifice for our sins as a political and revolutionary act, rather than an act of faith and love.
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March 23, 2015
This book surprised me. The blurb accompanying it led me to believe that I was about to read some form of spy thriller, but instead it turned out to be a Biblical thriller updated to the current day. This is no bad thing and I found the setting and the alternate universe the author created to be quite compelling.

The novel basically imagines an alternate world where the Roman Empire has lasted until the current time. It imagines what would have happened if Jesus and his disciples were active in the present day. All the characters are here: Judas, Pontius Pilate, etc. The book imagines how a Roman Empire, with all the benefits of modern technology, might have attempted to quash the emerging Jesus cult.

The protagonist, Gallio, is a Counter Terror operative tasked with doing just that. The early part of the book tells in flashback of how he corrupts Judas and eventually is involved in arranging Jesus’s crucifixion. But when Jesus’s body disappears and the apostles’ talk of the resurrection, things go bad for him. He is discredited, banished to far-flung outposts of the empire. Finally, years later, he’s called back and tasked with finding out what happened to Jesus.

The remainder of the novel follows Gallio around as he hunts down apostles and interrogates them, only to find many murdered in horrific ways before he gets to them. The book is best in how it examines the disconnect between Gallio and the apostles he meets, he takes them literally when they say that Jesus is here, Jesus is everywhere, Jesus knows who you are, when it seems apparent to the reader that they are merely preaching the Gospel. Similarly, the book examines the theory that some scholars have that the current form Christianity took has much more to do with Paul than Jesus, that Paul transformed what was perhaps a revolutionary creed into a much more passive and accommodating one. According to this school of thought, this meant that Christianity no longer posed a threat to the state and could indeed become the official faith.

Paul appears in the novel as an oily figure, sly and conspiratorial. But is he the state agent Gallio finally concludes him to be, or a triple agent actually fooling the authorities and doing Jesus’s bidding? This here brings me to the problem I had with the book. The author clearly doesn’t want to make a definitive statement either way on any of the major themes in the book. Who is killing the disciples? Is it all part of Jesus’s plan? Is it Paul? Is it Gallio’s employers? Similarly, is Jesus a revolutionary planning terror outrages? Did he really die on the cross? Was his body spirited away somehow or did he really rise from the dead?

I understand this reluctance, the author obviously thought it best to keep the mystery of the Bible, no to mention the fact that answering these questions might alienate a section of his potential audience: come down on the side of Jesus as the Son of God and you alienate atheists; say that Jesus was conman and you alienate Christians. But even so, I found it incredibly frustrating and as I got near the end and realised that no answers would be forthcoming I did find myself feeling a little cheated.

That said, this is an interesting take on the Bible story and one that I would recommend to anyone, regardless of the their faith or none.

I would give this book 4 out of 5 stars
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April 29, 2015
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After Blood of a Stone, this was my second Jesus-related book I incidentally read during the Easter weekend. Although I really hadn't guessed it from the blurb. I mean, would you?


"Gallio does counter-insurgency. But the theft of a body he's supposed to be guarding ruins his career. Bizarre rumours of the walking dead are swirling, there is panic in the air, and it’s his job to straighten out the conspiracy. He blows the case.
Years later, the file is reopened when a second body appears. Gallio is called back by headquarters and ordered to track down everyone involved the first time round. The only problem is they keep dying, in ever more grotesque and violent ways. How can Gallio stay ahead of the game when the game keeps changing?
Acts of the Assassins is about one man’s struggle to confront forces beyond his understanding. And about how lonely a turbulent world can be."

I won't explain too much about it, because it is so weird I think you should find out most of it by yourself. But, being set in some kind of mash-up between the Roman Empire and modern times. Imagine gladiators, centurions and also mobile phones and aeroplanes. This book really deserves a place between the weirdest books (of at least 2015; possibly of all time) and I've been reading some weird book lately.


However, I did really enjoy it. It read very fast and was a decent detective story and besides I also thought it was quite funny from time to time. The terrible arrangement made by his organization forces to Gallio to always fly with a stop in Schiphol (the Netherlands; possibly made a deal with a Dutch airline) made me smile. Schadenfreude of course, especially since most flights are between places in the Middle East, but I thought it was a nice twist.


If you're ready to set everything you know about Roman times aside and would like to read about it as if it were modern times (It does take some imagination, especially in the beginning), then I think this is a very good book for you. It's definitely something completely different from what I (and I think most people) usually read.


Thanks to the publisher and Netgalley for providing me with a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!
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412 reviews76 followers
June 16, 2019
The book definitely has an interesting central idea but it doesn’t work as a book- or at least not as written.

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A CSI in an alternate Roman Empire regarding the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ and the Apostles is intriguing if only because we’re all Roman as it is and despite the (alleged) piety of the citizenry the teachings of Christ are still quite alien. Of course this novel isn’t the proper place to discuss the obvious hypocrisy of the Bible Belt vis a vis its simultaneous Sunday attendance levels and support for some decidedly un-Christian positions although it’s something to keep in mind. I think the real lesson to take from this novel is that rest assured the Second Coming will find the Religious Right whipping Christ to Calvery as a heretic and rabble rouser once again. But then it’s a message without a book.
The plot itself is already written in the New Testament and it’s just a matter of putting the details in as Beard does. The trick though is putting the details in right which Beard does not.
More or less he just puts the Roman Empire and the Christ narrative yesterday and so you get some “Easter Eggs” that don’t really work. There’s a Sheraton Hotel in Damascus, and a kid drinking a Coke in Jerusalem. Cassius Gallio “googles” some information. The currency is in “euros,” although the text also mentions “greenback dollars” as well when you could get the same affect of a large multinational currency with “denari,” or “sestertius.”
But place names is where Beard really dropped the ball. You could give the book more flavor in hyping up the Roman references to geographical locales: Judea instead of Israel, Germania instead of Germany, Dacia instead of Moldavia but otherwise leaving the city names their modern names for the contrast.
These topical things would have helped with a world that’s otherwise inexplicable. There’s an “America,” an “England,” and a “Scotland.” If Britain is still Roman then the Angles and Saxons shouldn’t have lent their name to the island. Hispania minus its Islamic inheritors shouldn’t have produced an Amerigo Vespucci. Because of this the plot didn’t really mesh well, Cassius Gallio is a pretty uninteresting main character, and so the whole book felt as surprising and simplistic as a connect-the-dots on the kid’s menu.
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979 reviews16 followers
April 12, 2015
It was a complete coincidence that I chose to read this very strange novel over the Easter weekend. I knew from the blurb that it was about a cult leader and his followers but had no idea who they were. I thought it was extremely clever, at times humorous but not the easiest to read.
I did feel dubious with what type of novel I might be reading with the chapter headings. I expected it to be quite graphic but with the exception of a couple the details were minimal.
It stretches the imagination, has you thinking what affect religion and belief has in our world when events from the Bible are brought into modern day.
This is the second in a very loose trilogy, I haven't read the first book, Lazarus is Dead, but didn't feel this had any negative reading of the book.

Thanks to the publisher for the copy sent to review.
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July 18, 2015
This was a compelling read; I was hooked within two pages. Superficially it's a (very engaging) police procedural set in a Roman Empire brought into the 21st century, complete with the internet, airport lounges and lock-up garages. Added to that, there's a fantsy element: many of the key events bleed through time, happening almost simultaneously in the 1st and 21st centuries, both real-time and with effects reverberating 2000 years later.

The real story, though, offers a much deeper reflection on the nature of terrorism and religion, leadership and loyalty. It's this that stayed with me well after finishing the book. You won't look at early Christian history quite the same again.
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219 reviews37 followers
August 17, 2016
In this highly original, artful novel the Passion of Christ is a contemporary event. Special investigator Gallio, based in Jerusalem, is convinced that the death and resurrection of Jesus was a carefully planned hoax. Now, years after the event, the 12 disciples are being gruesomely killed one by one. Gallio needs these witnesses to solve the case and find Jesus- and, it becomes clear, to save himself as well. Beard has created a daring mix of police procedural, biblical retelling and alt-history that will stay with you long after you finish reading.
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April 1, 2016
Didn't care about any of the characters at any point as they were completely two-dimensional. Plot was boring and felt drawn out. As for the universe, the less said the better about this contrivance which was no fun to read about and was entirely unbelievable. Left it for a few weeks after starting because I forgot I had been reading it.
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July 9, 2017
This novel was ok. Lazarus is Dead was better. (In all honesty, if I hadn't read that novel first, the uniqueness of Beard's retelling Biblical history in such an imaginative way would probably have earned Acts at least one more star.)

Acts follows Gallio, a Speculator who was in charge of ensuring the death and burial of Jesus Christ, and whose career was ruined by the disappearance of Jesus' body from the tomb. He is called back to his post when the government agency that banished him worries that Jesus may actually be alive and needs his help tracking the man down, because he and his disciples pose a threat to the Roman empire.

The OCD side of my personality enjoyed the structure of this book, where each chapter leads toward the death of a disciple, but the creative writer in me found the format to be too formulaic. We never get to know any of the disciples in any meaningful way, so when they die we aren't particularly saddened or horrified. Nor does Gallio, the book's protagonist, undergo much of a character arc. He starts out defeated, gains a little hope, ends up feeling defeated all over again, and in the end is vindicated but without any actual feeling of vindication. Suffice to say, it's not a very uplifting book.

What I did enjoy in Acts was the melding of modern-day technology and political issues (e.g., terrorism) with the historic retelling of the spread of Christianity post-resurrection . . . all without any religious leanings one way or the other. The crucifixion or burial of Jesus, for instance, aren't modernized (or romanticized) at all, and yet Gallio travels by airplane and carries a cell phone just as today's government agents would. Jesus and his disciples are suspected of being a cult and disrupting the Roman empire, which works both historically and in the modern retelling. This is a unique skill of Beard's that I cannot help but admire, no matter how disappointed I may be in the flatness of the characters or the treadmill nature of the narrative.
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337 reviews2 followers
January 10, 2020
The Apostle Killer is a skillfully executed mix-mash of an ancient tale in a modern world - the crucifixion story in the 21st century complete with airplane travel, Americans, cellphone communication, etc. but also wild dogs, chariot races, and public executions.
So, Jesus has been publicly executed on the cross - a troublemaker, a threat to the Jewish establishment, a thorn in Rome’s side. But three days later the body has gone missing. Plus, there are reports that Jesus has been spotted, alive.
Cassius Gallio was in charge of overseeing the execution and burial. He now is tracking the disciples to solve the case of Jesus’ disappearance, or whatever this is. Gallio is a Roman ‘Speculator’ of the CCU, the Complex Casework Unit (sort of a CSI department). Theories? Ok.
*Jesus’ body was stolen. The tomb guards were useless, possibly bribed.
*Jesus was heavily sedated - not dead - when he was taken down from the cross.
*The apostles pulled a switcheroo - someone other than Jesus died on the cross.
*The living, breathing Jesus showed himself after the ‘execution’ but then went into hiding.
Cassius Gallio is aided in his investigation by the brutal Israeli, Baruch, and the lovely, young Roman agent, Claudia. But his investigation turns up mostly dead ends and dead bodies. One by one Jesus’ disciples are being targeted and killed, killed in gruesome, violent ways. These deaths of course lead to more questions. Who benefits from these murders? If Jesus was a god, why is he allowing his followers to suffer these horrific deaths? If Jesus is alive, where is he?
This is the second book in a trilogy. I haven’t read the first, so I’m missing some context. Still, The Apostle Killer is an enjoyable, thoughtful read.
1,685 reviews
May 20, 2017
I'm going to go ahead and write some spoilers, so I'm alerting you now (USAGE NOTE: I've noticed people confusing the terms 'spoiler' and 'spoiler alert.' A spoiler is a revelation of some part of a plot or mystery, usually involving a novel or film; a spoiler alert is a warning to your audience that you're about to provide said spoiler, so cover your ears or eyes if you don't want to hear or see the revelation. I've seen people using the latter term when they mean the former, and it's driving me crazy. Please stop! END USAGE NOTE)

This novel is set in a modern-day ancient world. Wait, what? There are airplanes, e-mail, cell phones, etc. There are also donkeys, apostles, the Roman Empire, and barbarians at the gates. It's an interesting conceit, but I don't think Beard quite pulls it off. The protagonist is a detective investigating the "disappearance" of Jesus Christ. He suspects an apostolic conspiracy, but the apostles keep dying off (in the ways traditionally believed: Simon sawed in half, James beheaded, Peter crucified upside-down, etc.). So the protagonist is trying to chase down the story before they die off (insert lame backstory here: divorce, problems with superiors, up and down career, sleeping with fellow detective, etc.). Eventually it turns out that the apostle Paul is a big jerk who is actually a double agent, working for the state and killing off the other apostles.

Unimpressed? Yeah, me too. Slightly queasy? Yeah, me too. Worth reading? No.
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Author 21 books1,109 followers
June 5, 2017
Really cool and weird spin on a thriller. Slow-burn of a literary detective story, made all the more surreal due to the Biblical arc. Only real complaint is that I felt like we were meant to keep track of each Apostle's relevance in the story but the majority of them were interchangeable and lacked distinction - though on some level, that seemed intentional too. Anyway, cool, weird, dark novel. Beard can write like a beast.
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160 reviews
September 24, 2023
Interesting premise with setting the crucifixion of Jesus and the aftermath in the present. The story has a tendency to drag. The main character is not really likable but serves as a good narrator trying to understand what he sees and what he has been taught. However, he treats his female counterparts as sex objects several times. Overall, it just took too long to end and the ending just ends. Nothing is tied up. I didn't expect a happy ending but the story just stops.
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54 reviews
December 23, 2022
incredible concept and plot fatally weakened by middle aged man crime protagonist archetype who is barely tolerable as a character nevermind a likeable one
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Author 16 books225 followers
March 19, 2017
A thriller/suspense/mystery, or maybe one might say THE mystery! I can see why some might be confused by the story line, but that's part of the mystery in the larger sense. Suffice to say that this is a nicely religious, or anti-religious depending on your point of view, examination of what happened to Jesus and his followers. Detectives have always suffered for their failures, and the "detective" here, working under trying conditions, digs into the complexities of life and death, resurrection and not, plus the usual confusions of following a case. Lots of bravuro writing and some very subtle irony. Very, very well done and disconcerting at the same time.
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518 reviews15 followers
September 19, 2016
This is a fascinating book. Let's get that out of the way right now.

It's the story of Jesus' death, resurrection and ascension, told from the point of view of the ultra-rational Roman official charged with investigating and debunking the supposed miracle. The "Jesus Cult's" magical promises threaten to destabilize the hegemony of the Empire, something that the powers-that-be cannot allow, and that skeptical Speculator Cassius Gallio cannot abide. Onto this backdrop, a series of gruesome murders occur--someone is killing off Christ's disciples. Is it really the random work of angry Pagan and Jewish mobs? Or is Jesus still manipulating events, ruthlessly tying up loose ends? They're the only possibilities that make sense, even though the evidence points in other, stranger directions. And isn't Jesus supposed to be dead? (I love that this book basically positions Jesus Christ as the Karla to Gallio's George Smiley.)

That would all be cool enough--what a nifty, if possibly irreverent, concept for a historical fiction novel, right? Only it's not historical fiction, because the book takes place in a version of the modern world. There are cell phones, and the Internet, and airplanes, and magazines in German and English, and something called "America." But at the same time, the Roman Empire is definitely a thing, and the Great Fire has just occurred in a grim echo of 9/11, and it's the actual Jesus and his disciples under investigation here, not some modern-day equivalents or imposters.

It's just when you're starting to come to grips with these anomalies that things start getting really strange, and you realize you're dealing with a truly clever, thoughtful and experimental author. In this book, time doesn't exist as we're used to it; it's all folded up on itself, with cause and effect confused beyond recognition, and the past, present, and future seemingly able to commingle at will. I don't mean that there's a sci-fi, time travel aspect to any of it; the strangeness of the timeline simply is, unremarked upon, the human beings existing within it (mostly) unruffled by the temporal oddities. In this version of history, the deaths of the Apostles--which I take it happened historically across many years--are bunched up within the span of a few weeks, but at the same time, the intractability of the mystery surrounding them takes decades' worth of toll on their investigator's psyche. Normal human lifespans continue without interruption as vast monuments rise to honor those who died days earlier. The officials use the Internet and cell phones to flash photos of victims and suspects--but the photos in question are of paintings and sculptures by masters who lived across centuries, from Michelangelo to Dali. In a stunning apotheosis of wibbly-wobbly timey-wiminess, Cassius Gallio converses with a disciple--in the church consecrated in his honor after his martyrdom--during a city-wide celebration of the historical date of his martyrdom--just before he's about to be martyred.

The point of all this may be debatable, but I choose to see it as an exploration of the timelessness of the Christian "origin stories" and a playful way of demonstrating the "pop cultural" impact they had on the ancient world. This is a story, after all, whose main antagonist is the very ability of information to be transmitted. Early Christianity benefited from the public fascination with lurid spectacle as much as Donald Trump does today. That these stories spread across an empire and helped root a brand new religion into human society, without the benefit of TV and web sites, is amazing.

The larger theme is one of conflict between rationality and faith. It creates a fascinating narrative with no easy answers. The book had me wondering throughout what the author's ultimate point of view would be--that of a victorious Christian, a victorious rationalist, or something more ambivalent. I'll let you discover which way it goes on your own.

If there's a mark against the novel, it's that the writing is sometimes too unmoored. The author's intent can be a little obscure, and in a book that's already doing some things that are hard to follow, and that might too easily be dismissed as mistakes, it makes what's going on all the more tricky to track.

But this is an ambitious novel and it's worth a little head-scratching. I really appreciate the way it kept me off balance--the way its complexity forced me to consider and re-consider everything on the page. Great, thought-provoking, entertaining read.
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241 reviews
March 15, 2017
Modern police drama meets the New Testament. Definitely one of the most original ideas for a novel that I've come across in a while, and the execution doesn't disappoint. Combined with an inventive concept, Beard's use of nonlinear narration makes this book a real whirlwind of a read. A fresh take on the crime thriller--recommended.
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152 reviews
January 2, 2017
Couldn't finish it-it didn't pass my 25% rule and I made it half way to be generous. I love the idea but imagined it would be faster paced-too slow for my taste. It was also noted to be "funny" and I didn't get any of that. The main character was a jerk and not a likable jerk, which would be fine but I didn't like a single other character either. I found the portrayal of the prophets to be a fun imagining and how the post crucifixion story plays out a fun ride but not enough to keep me interested. I was disappointed.
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Author 1 book1 follower
October 12, 2015
I began this book on the recommendation of a priest who had worked it into a sermon, and expecting 'traditional' Ancient Rome, was promptly taken aback by a Roman Empire complete with computers, cassette records and heaven knew what else. I was so discombobulated by it I put it aside for weeks, until it came up again in conversation and I was encouraged to go back to it. I'm glad I did.

Knowing what I was going back to helped enormously; to the credit of Richard Beard I cannot imagine how this story could be written within the framework of Ancient Rome as I knew it. The cassette recorders, laptops, mobile phones were necessary. Partly it's because the book explores the impact of the past on the present. This is not (I think) a world in which Rome failed to fall as it is one where the ancient world coexists seamlessly with our own.

On the surface of course it is a police procedural, Gallio trying to track down the Apostles for information about the crucifixion before they're murdered, each more grotesquely than the last. It sounds bizzare, but it provides for some delicious humour as the Speculators attempt to rationalise the crucifixion and resurrection. Does it work? I think so; Beard knows his scripture and the mythology that has grown up around Christianity, seamlessly incorporating the sequence of the stations of the cross, for instance.

More than that it works because at its heart the story is not so much police procedural as an exploration of faith. The priest who convinced me to return to this book has since said that in talking to the author it emerged he was halfway along the spectrum of belief and unbelief; this comes through. The thing that for me made this such a compelling read was the unification of the mystery novel with those great, unanswerable questions. It's done thoughtfully and beautifully, without any point-scoring or attempt at proving or disproving anything. The ending is as open and ambiguous as it needs to be, and I was grateful for this.

The one thing I never quite got my head around was that the disciples appear to have cults of sainthood while alive; we see Andrew being crucified sideways as an annual event to commemorate a death that hasn't yet happened. (Though fittingly, it is the same sideways cross that will kill him.) Similarly there are sculptures of Simon with his saw years before he is sawn in half -but it's a minor grievance.

Overall it is a thoughtful and sensitively crafted book, well worth reading and not to be overlooked.
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31 reviews
November 27, 2016
What a fantastic novel! This post-resurrection crime thriller kept me engaged from the beginning. Not a Biblical scholar by any means, nor a particularly religious person, I found myself recalling parts of the Bible, researching "what really happened," and comparing it to the very convincing and compelling tale that the author weaved.

Cassius Gallio is the Speculator - essentially the lead investigator - of the resurrection, and as he chases down each apostle, they all die gruesome deaths. One after the other, they die in the ways with which we are familiar. However, the underlying thread is that all the deaths are tied together in some kind of Empire-wide conspiracy surrounding Jesus' "resurrection." All the more frustrating for Gallio, is that when he does catch up with an apostle - before the apostle is murdered - he won't give up Jesus' whereabouts or reveal what really happened at the crucifixion to help Jesus dodge death. Taking place in a modern world, where the Roman Empire is still a world power, the novel introduces us to a twist to one of the oldest stories. Who's doing it? And for what reason? And where is the terrorist Jesus?

This is a highly recommended read that will make you think about how any of us in today's world would react to a "cult leader/terrorist" who supposedly comes back from the dead only to have his closest allies murdered while his cult following conveniently grows into a world religion.
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