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How To Live With Humans: Burt & Ellie The Rescue Cats
How to Live with HumansSurviving Chaos with a Cosmic Cat Flap
A tale strictly for grown-up humans!
Confused by life, or baffled by the humans you have to share it with?
So are Burt and Ellie, two inseparable rescue cats.
Join them as they navigate two very different worlds, where chaos and calm are just a cosmic cat flap apart.
Sheltering from the fallout of reckless human pursuits, Burt recounts tales of unfiltered family life that would make his humans blush, while a shed full of secrets sends moral compasses spinning.
Yet despite a catalogue of catastrophe, Burt and Ellie are never reeling for long.
Drawing on generations of inherited feline wisdom, they discover that a tangled life is still worth chasing — and always has a little more to reveal...
A tale strictly for grown-up humans!
Confused by life, or baffled by the humans you have to share it with?
So are Burt and Ellie, two inseparable rescue cats.
Join them as they navigate two very different worlds, where chaos and calm are just a cosmic cat flap apart.
Sheltering from the fallout of reckless human pursuits, Burt recounts tales of unfiltered family life that would make his humans blush, while a shed full of secrets sends moral compasses spinning.
Yet despite a catalogue of catastrophe, Burt and Ellie are never reeling for long.
Drawing on generations of inherited feline wisdom, they discover that a tangled life is still worth chasing — and always has a little more to reveal...
120 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 3, 2026
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September 29, 2026
Can You Believe It?
An outrageous story, about two cats, named Burt and Ellie. They can space portal from one family to another. They like living in the messy, dysfunctional couple’s place. The crazy stuff starts there. A fun read.
An outrageous story, about two cats, named Burt and Ellie. They can space portal from one family to another. They like living in the messy, dysfunctional couple’s place. The crazy stuff starts there. A fun read.
September 20, 2026
Humans from a cat's point of view
Two cats from a typical dysfunctional home enlighten us on how they survive in a human world full of trials, tribulations, lies and love.
Two cats from a typical dysfunctional home enlighten us on how they survive in a human world full of trials, tribulations, lies and love.
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