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Very White Jesus
America is on the brink of being destroyed by liberal ideas. Every day you hear about charities, equal rights, free thinking, evolution and other such horrible concepts. America is hell on earth. America needs a Savior.
Very White Jesus was born in a hotel suite in Las Vegas, Nevada. Very White Jesus is a privileged snob who loves football, beer and being very rich. He also loves being very white. He will stand up to keep America a Christian nation and to trample all liberal lies that he encounters. Very White Jesus is a savior for our times.
This is a work of political and religious satire. Due to the hateful natures of some of the lead characters, it is not intended for young children.
Very White Jesus was born in a hotel suite in Las Vegas, Nevada. Very White Jesus is a privileged snob who loves football, beer and being very rich. He also loves being very white. He will stand up to keep America a Christian nation and to trample all liberal lies that he encounters. Very White Jesus is a savior for our times.
This is a work of political and religious satire. Due to the hateful natures of some of the lead characters, it is not intended for young children.
68 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 27, 2015
About the author
Dwayne Fry
62 books133 followersI was reading some time before other children my age. My dad helped to teach me and some of my reading skills were self-taught. I was reading books on my own before I entered Kindergarten. A severe underachiever in so many other academics, literature and language always came so easy to me.
Most people have a funny bone, even if modern science still can’t tell us where it’s located. I believe I have three. I always sought out books that were funny or whimsical. When I was eleven years old, I took it upon myself to write a novel that would be funnier than anything I’d ever read. Okay, full disclosure, I wrote it with a friend and his parts were funnier than mine. The book as a whole was pretty awful, though.
I have written numerous books over the years that were far too good for public consumption and they’ll never see the light of day. That’s the lie I tell myself, anyway. The truth is, I never tried to publish back then because I felt my work was a little too out there and most publishers would pass on it. Whether that’s reality or if I was just lazy, I’ll never tell. These days I self publish.
Most of what I offer are short stories and novellas, but I do have a novel in there called Rave On, about a rockabilly singer who falls for a magician with a strange secret. My second novel, Suckers & Rogues, is a coming-of-age tragedy about a group of teenagers working in the corn fields of Iowa in the mid-eighties. My third should be out soon. It’s called Survival of the Funnest and it’s the wacky story about a man who travels to Africa for a reality TV competition, and what happens to him and his family after returning home.
Most people have a funny bone, even if modern science still can’t tell us where it’s located. I believe I have three. I always sought out books that were funny or whimsical. When I was eleven years old, I took it upon myself to write a novel that would be funnier than anything I’d ever read. Okay, full disclosure, I wrote it with a friend and his parts were funnier than mine. The book as a whole was pretty awful, though.
I have written numerous books over the years that were far too good for public consumption and they’ll never see the light of day. That’s the lie I tell myself, anyway. The truth is, I never tried to publish back then because I felt my work was a little too out there and most publishers would pass on it. Whether that’s reality or if I was just lazy, I’ll never tell. These days I self publish.
Most of what I offer are short stories and novellas, but I do have a novel in there called Rave On, about a rockabilly singer who falls for a magician with a strange secret. My second novel, Suckers & Rogues, is a coming-of-age tragedy about a group of teenagers working in the corn fields of Iowa in the mid-eighties. My third should be out soon. It’s called Survival of the Funnest and it’s the wacky story about a man who travels to Africa for a reality TV competition, and what happens to him and his family after returning home.
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May 25, 2016
Holy sh*tballs, Dwayne Fry has done it again, proving himself to be a master of the sly, sublime, absurdist humor that flows as naturally as a stream from this one.
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