“Well, now that we have seen each other,” said the unicorn, “if you believe in me, I’ll believe in you.” - Lewis Carroll
Summary:
This book details the history of unicorns. It discusses both the social impact of unicorns and how our perception of unicorns has changed over time. It goes over the economic impact of unicorns as well as the many legends and myths surrounding unicorns and their many variations throughout mythology. It begins with a general description of what a unicorn is, and their appearance. It discusses not only the usual version of a unicorn (pure white skin, flowing mane, gentle eyes, and spiral horn), but also the Qilin, a creature in Korean mythology, as well as the many real-life animals that may have influenced what people’s perception of a unicorn’s appearance is. It goes on to discuss several stories involving unicorns and how they gained their various personality traits, such as nobility, independence, purity, and wisdom. The book then takes a journey through history as it describes how unicorns have evolved over thousands of years. It goes over scientific evidence of unicorns, historical figures who have claimed to have an experience with a unicorn, how unicorns symbolized the feminist movement, and finally our modern version of the unicorn used in popular books, cartoons, video games, and tacky merchandise.
My thoughts:
This book is possibly one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I have ever read. The way the author describes things like capturing a unicorn, the mating habits of unicorns, starting a unicorn farm, and even cooking a unicorn with complete sincerity provided some utterly surreal moments as I read this book. Some of my favorites included descriptions of a unicorn spearing a squirrel through the stomach with his horn, an anecdote involving Genghis Khan seeing his dead father in the eyes of a unicorn, testing methods for a unicorn horn’s validity via feeding poison to a pigeon, and an overly detailed description of a unicorn YouTube video in which a unicorn travels to Candy Mountain and his kidneys are stolen. I feel like I had to convince myself I was reading a genuine book on anthropology several times. Not only that, but there are some aspects of the history of unicorns that I was genuinely not expecting and came as a shock to my system. The unicorn has been known to only be tamed by a pure hearted virgin woman. Naturally, people have used this framework for a wide variety of interpretations ranging from the mostly innocent to the blatantly sexual. The author, I kid you not, describes the unicorn’s horn as phallic and symbolic of male genitalia multiple times. Often in completely unrelated contexts. It made me genuinely uncomfortable if I’m being honest. Not to mention the ways unicorns have apparently been used to perpetuate ideals of masculinity that are blatantly outdated, and how people have faked unicorn-based healing remedies for centuries. Now, obviously the absurd and problematic ways a unicorn has been utilized in society is not the fault of the author, and I welcomed the darker aspects of the unicorn’s history. The thing that is the author’s fault, however, is the way in which they wrote certain aspects of this book. A lot of facts are repeated, and it feels as though the author only had a surface level understanding of how a unicorn has changed over time. Not to mention the fact the author bad mouthed the show My Little Pony, which isn’t cool. That show was my childhood. Overall, this book was a highly entertaining read, and a great jumping off point for those wishing to become more educated on our beloved unicorn friends.
Essential Questions:
What was your favorite unicorn fact you learned from this book?
Are there any true facts regarding unicorns, or are they truly just a myth?
What’s your favorite piece of Unicorn Based Media?