Not Home Alone was such a fun, ridiculously festive little holiday romance! Kayley Loring knows how to bring the chaos, the comedy, and the Christmas cheer, and Merrily Tucker and Grant Moody are proof that sometimes the best way to work through ten years of unresolved feelings is to throw two people into one house and let the Christmas shenanigans commence. A sunshine heroine who treats Christmas like a full-time personality trait, a grumpy hero who would rather celebrate literally any other holiday, and a shared vacation rental that quickly becomes a battleground of decorations, pranks, and questionable decisions?! Oh, what FUN.
Merrily and Grant have history. Unfortunately, it's the kind that involves a very public rejection, a whole town with VERY long memories, and a grudge that apparently has the staying power of Christmas decorations in a grandmother's attic. So imagine Merrily's surprise when she arrives at the Home Alone-inspired house she's been dreaming of renting for Christmas, only to discover that Grant Moody, the man who humiliated her a decade ago, is also staying there. And he's coming downstairs practically naked. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO HER. A rental mix-up, one very unhappy Grinch, and a heroine who refuses to surrender her holiday dream later, and these two are stuck sharing a house. Naturally, things go about as smoothly as you'd expect.
Merrily is Christmas cheer in human form. This woman doesn't just enjoy the holidays, she COMMITTED to the assignment. Decorations appear out of nowhere, the festive outfits are plentiful, and apparently no surface in that house is safe from a little seasonal sparkle. Grant, meanwhile, would happily spend December in a dark room with absolutely no music, no tinsel, and preferably no people. Watching these two clash was comedy gold. The bickering, the ridiculous pranks, the nicknames, the Christmas-themed innuendos...I was snickering through so much of this book. And the tree-related antics?! These two are grown adults behaving like they're in a holiday-themed prank war on national television. I loved it.
The fake dating adds another layer of hilarity, especially when you consider that these two can barely get through a conversation without antagonizing each other, yet somehow have to convince everyone around them that they're a couple. The chemistry is definitely there, even when their communication skills are somewhere on vacation without them. Their attraction is obvious, their banter keeps things lively, and the tension between them makes every interaction entertaining. Merrily gets under Grant's skin like it's her personal mission, while he seems determined to prove that he absolutely does not care about her. Sir, your behavior suggests otherwise.
What I especially enjoyed was watching the layers of their shared history come into focus. I didn't need every detail spelled out immediately to enjoy their present-day antics, and honestly, watching them irritate the living daylights out of each other was entertaining enough on its own at first. But as more of their past came to light, it became easier to understand the hurt and misunderstandings that had followed them into adulthood. The infamous Notcracker incident has apparently become a permanent part of Holly Grove's collective memory, because this town does NOT forget. Ten years later, people are still holding on to what happened, and the whole situation is a reminder of just how much one painful moment can shape the way we see ourselves and other people.
I was meh on Grant at first, but he grew on me as the story progressed. Grant also grew on me as the story progressed. Beneath all that grouchy, anti-Christmas nonsense is a man with a much softer heart than he wants anyone to know about. He has a habit of doing the right thing while pretending he'd rather be doing literally anything else, and those glimpses of the person underneath the Grinch routine were some of my favorite parts of his character. Merrily begins to see past his prickly exterior, and there's something satisfying about watching a woman who wears her heart so openly draw out the tenderness in a man who has spent years keeping his own tucked away.
And Merrily? She's a LOT. In the best way. She's exuberant, unapologetically enthusiastic, and absolutely willing to turn an ordinary living room into the North Pole if given five minutes and a box of ornaments. I appreciated that she never seemed embarrassed by the things that made her happy. Her joy is loud, visible, and entirely her own. She's the perfect foil for Grant's grumpiness, and together they create the kind of opposites-attract dynamic that makes holiday rom-coms so much fun. And as someone who LOVES Christmas as much as she does, I felt her spirit so hard.
I did want a little MORE from their emotional resolution, though. After a decade of hurt, public humiliation, and a town that apparently appointed itself the official keeper of Merrily's heartbreak, I needed Grant to dig a little deeper and do more to make things right. I also had a few moments where their behavior felt more high school than grown-up romance, and some of the plot mechanics require you to simply embrace the holiday-movie logic and keep moving. I think that's part of the deal with this particular flavor of Christmas rom-com. You come for the ridiculousness, the festive chaos, and the grumpy man who inevitably discovers that maybe the girl covered in Christmas cheer isn't the problem after all.
The audiobook, narrated by Max Meyers and Victoria Connolly, was so good. Both narrators did a lovely job bringing the characters and their larger-than-life personalities to life. I especially enjoyed the way they used changes in pitch, inflection, and tone to capture the humor and emotional shifts throughout the story. Victoria Connolly was SO good. She really leaned into Merrily's bubbly, high-energy personality and made her enthusiasm entertaining rather than one note. I also thought the pacing and expressive delivery worked well with the banter and comedic moments. I would have LOVED a full duet performance for this one, especially with how dialogue-heavy and chemistry-driven the story is, but the dual narration was still enjoyable. The performances brought plenty of personality to the listening experience.
If you're looking for a cozy, cheesy, Hallmark-style Christmas romance with a grumpy hero, a sunshine heroine, fake dating, and enough holiday antics to decorate an entire neighborhood, this one could be just the festive escape you're after. Just come prepared to embrace the chaos and let a few plot details slide. Sometimes all you need is a little Christmas magic, a whole lot of tinsel, and a man who needs to get over himself.
What to expect in Not Home Alone
🎄 Grumpy Hero x Sunshine Heroine
🎄 Second Chance Romance
🎄 Fake Dating
🎄 Forced Proximity
🎄 Small Town Christmas Romance
🎄 Enemies to Lovers
🎄 Childhood Crush / Shared History
🎄 Christmas Shenanigans and Pranks
🎄 Witty Banter and Holiday Innuendos
🎄 Home Alone-Inspired Setting
🎄 Festive Chaos and Cozy Holiday Vibes
🎄 Spicy Romance
🎄 A Grinch Who Needs a Little Christmas Cheer