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Christianity, Inc.: A Satirical Retelling of Biblical Stories, Church History, and the Business of Belief
There was once a carpenter. Then management got involved.
Christianity began with a radical message about loving your neighbor, caring for the poor, forgiving your enemies, and refusing to worship power.
Then came the policies, departments, councils, acquisitions, executive leadership, premium products, hostile expansions, and two thousand years of organizational restructuring.
Christianity, Inc. retells biblical stories and church history as the internal record of the world’s most ambitious institution.
Eden becomes an access-control incident. The Flood becomes a global systems reset. The Ten Commandments become the first user agreement. Paul becomes the remote hire who misses orientation and somehow writes most of the handbook. Church councils become strategy meetings. Crusades become hostile expansion. Prosperity theology becomes premium pricing.
Written with sharp humor, historical context, and extensive biblical source notes, Christianity, Inc. explores what happens when a simple spiritual message collides with politics, money, hierarchy, branding, and the deeply human desire to control everything.
This is not a devotional.
It is an organizational audit.
Perfect for believers, former believers, history enthusiasts, corporate survivors, and anyone who has ever wondered how “love your neighbor” became a committee.
A satirical retelling of biblical stories, church history, and the business of belief.
Christianity began with a radical message about loving your neighbor, caring for the poor, forgiving your enemies, and refusing to worship power.
Then came the policies, departments, councils, acquisitions, executive leadership, premium products, hostile expansions, and two thousand years of organizational restructuring.
Christianity, Inc. retells biblical stories and church history as the internal record of the world’s most ambitious institution.
Eden becomes an access-control incident. The Flood becomes a global systems reset. The Ten Commandments become the first user agreement. Paul becomes the remote hire who misses orientation and somehow writes most of the handbook. Church councils become strategy meetings. Crusades become hostile expansion. Prosperity theology becomes premium pricing.
Written with sharp humor, historical context, and extensive biblical source notes, Christianity, Inc. explores what happens when a simple spiritual message collides with politics, money, hierarchy, branding, and the deeply human desire to control everything.
This is not a devotional.
It is an organizational audit.
Perfect for believers, former believers, history enthusiasts, corporate survivors, and anyone who has ever wondered how “love your neighbor” became a committee.
A satirical retelling of biblical stories, church history, and the business of belief.
128 pages, Paperback
Published September 16, 2026
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September 25, 2026The author of this book posted three of the funniest segments on Threads. I liked them so I decided to buy the book.
Then he mentioned that he used AI to generate the cover design.
I’m not confident that he didn’t use AI to write at least some of the book. A lot of it reads like AI-generated text.
The fourth section of the book is the funniest. The rest feels like filler.
Then he mentioned that he used AI to generate the cover design.
I’m not confident that he didn’t use AI to write at least some of the book. A lot of it reads like AI-generated text.
The fourth section of the book is the funniest. The rest feels like filler.
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