Krampus-Not: A Ghostlight Falls Story

by Nicole Parker

Kindle Edition

Expected publication November 30, 2026

About the author

Nicole Parker is the author of creative and humorous romance stories. She is a 30-something California native who spends the great majority of her free time writing books, reading books, or organizing her ever growing TBR list. She also has a spouse, some kids, and pets, but this isn't about them. Nicole's books are funny, raunchy, silly, and most importantly full of good vibes and happy endings.

Reviews

[Elle · Rating 4 out of 5]

Lol! Only time a 'daddy' kink didnt bother me, cause the MMC was cringing just as much as I was 😂

*I don't want her screaming my idiot brother's name.
"Call me," I swallow, "Daddy?"
"Yes, Daddy." Hate it, but it's still better than Krampus.*

MMC is just so awkward so watching him try to impersonate his confident sexy brother Krampus had me laughing out loud a few time.

[Kate Brasington · Rating 5 out of 5]

Krampus has a twin brother named Schlampes who is impersonating him for one season to see what it’s like to be the revered Christmas icon of GLF. When he comes across Caitlyn a lady who is too nice to be naughty and obsessed with being just naughty enough for a night with Krampus, he finds himself in a bit of a tight spot … if you know what I mean.
I loved the awkward moments in this book, I coveted my face and giggled out of secondhand embarrassment so many times. If you are looking for a Krampus romance that isn’t your average Krampus story this will be perfect for you.

[ShadowSmut Jen · Rating 5 out of 5]

Omg this was so much fun! Krampus’s twin meets a girl and pretends to be Krampus for the night, and she wants to get punished. Neither of them know how to do this so it’s awkward af and hilarious lol but spicy and fun at the same time!

Nicole writes the BEST spice scenes, I love everything she writes. I highly recommend this one. You don’t have to read any of the other books in the series to know what’s going on so can be a standalone alone but definitely connects to another story. 10 out of 10!

[Jordan · Rating 4.5 out of 5]

"You've been calling me snail this entire time?"

"I swear it's sweeter in German!"

The volume I snorted at 😂😂😂 Poor Schlampes, you sweet moron. Snail is probably not the best thing to be calling your partner

Schlampes and Caitlyn were a lot of fun together! Bless his poor innocent heart, trying desperately to figure out how to make his ridiculous bat fit inside her; I just want to hug the poor guy. And Caitlyn doing her darndest to be punished for being naughty when she's the very definition of a good girl

Nicole has yet to let me down with a story; Krampus-Not was great!

[balayageandbooks · Rating 5 out of 5]

Give me the HOT Krampus twin any day!

I adored these two characters....between Schlampes hiding his identity and trying to be more like he's
"suppose" to be...to Caitlyn trying to find herself and just live in the moment for once.

These two had me cracking up laughing...because, well they're awkward AF...and it's cute and hot!

And then fanning myself because....sheeweeee they are HAWT AF together!

It's a great short and spicy little holiday read!

[Jennifer · Rating 5 out of 5]

✨ARC Read✨

✨🖤Krampus-Not🖤✨
Author: Nicole Parker
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Omg!? This was so cute!

Caitlyn is a lonely woman, just looking for a good time, when she happens upon Krampus. But he’s no ordinary Krampus…

I love this story so much! From the awkward moments, to the hot and spicy ones, this was a perfect Krampus love story.

Definitely recommend! Especially when there’s no hole that it wont fit into😈

[Kathryn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hehe, awkward Krampus, who is not the actual Krampus. Honestly, I giggled way too much. Excellent story, 2 perfectly awkward individuals in an instant love/instant lust situation. He is the forgotten twin of Krampus, and she just wants to be naughty for once. Truly enjoyed this so much. Super quick read, but well worth it.

[That Brunette · Rating 4 out of 5]

I know that I like reading Nicole Parker books. This one is short, sweet, and spicy. Schlampes dislikes living in his brother Krampus' Shadow. Caitlyn has decided she is tired of being a good girl and decides she wants to be punished by Krampus. Will Schlampes tell her the truth? They both decide to have a fun night in Ghostlight Falls.

[Queerbookdad · Rating 5 out of 5]

Caitlyn and Shlampes are so cute, the way they both have some awkward energy in the forest and then the way the connect in the cabin is golden, also there are so many cute and funny parts to this story. I swear Nicole Parker is a genius. Also a copious amount of cum and I live for that.

🐌 - iykyk

[thekatz_meoww · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my god these two are so painfully awkward together it’s hilarious, but also hot at the same time?? The mistaken identity throughout was also a funny twist at points in the story