The Safecrackers' Take

by Kit Walker

When the young Beddington twins rob a tanning salon in east London, the last thing they expect to find there is ₤500,000 in illicit cash. Desperate to return the money before someone comes looking for it, they enlist the help of Jay Moriarty and his partner, Sebastian Moran.

The good Moriarty has figured out who the money belongs to. The bad it belongs to a pair of corrupt police officers. And they don't just want the money back — they want the Beddingtons, and anyone else who came in contact with them, silenced.

71 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 12, 2026

About the author

Kit Walker is a genderqueer Canadian who spent four years in the United Kingdom, and who once slapped a pigeon on the steps of the Palais Garnier in Paris. They enjoy both reading and writing about little freaks getting into situations.

Reviews

[tillie hellman · Rating 4.25 out of 5]

not my fav in the series/feels like the start of a new arc so it’s like damn that’s it😭😭but oh well

[Mira Clair]

A lot of fun as always! At this point Moriarty and Moran have acquired enough firepower to run rings around pretty much everybody, but there are still a few edge-of-the-seat moments in here keeping things exciting. Also entertaining to see how Moriarty interacts with young up-and-coming crooks.

[Sarah · Rating 5 out of 5]

Just enough of a taste of the fun to keep you coming back for more.

[Noah · Rating 5 out of 5]

delightful as always! love to see jay and sebastian picking up strays <3