"A person isn't made of memories. Memories are just the traces that a person's actions leave behind."
Pretty sure I'm going to pass out and fucking die if I keep seeing Kazumi push her little titties together as she does all the fucking time. God damn. Madoka Magica wasn't like this at all. Takashi Tensugi knows what's up. All these fucking tiny boobies and wide-ish hips and half of Kazumi's ass is just plainly visible above her skirt. This is what mahou shoujo should be. Toei, what the fuck, step it up with Pretty Cure! These fucking ridiculous thigh-gaps! All three of the core group of magical-girls have almost exactly the same body type, but it's the best possible 2D body type so I'll choose not to give a good god damn about Tensugi's lack of originality. And his afterword is just hilarious. My man seeking to evolve the fanservice of the character designs further along for this spin-off. A hero.
Fuck was I talking about? Oh, manga.
SHAFT struck gold with Madoka Magica in 2011, but fucked up somehow by making the audience care too much about the main five characters that it was hard to continue into further stories. The Rebellion film (which, by the way, is far superior to the main series) even had to undo things slightly, or appear to do so, in order to "work." The world-building for the series allows for many more magical-girls to appear anywhere in the world, but the end-point of the TV anime kind of closed the major risk they would face, and so the idea of spin-offs maybe wasn't as fruitful as it could otherwise have been. But that didn't stop anyone from milking the franchise dry!
Now, while I was somewhat aware of the original anime when it was new, I did not try to get into it until a bit later. I made a strange mistake of buying the manga adaptation first (I couldn't torrent in my dorm in freshman year of college, so I just ordered the manga online to get the story that way). I knew of InuCurry's wacky paper doll Witches, and dreamed up a strange belief that the manga would go above and beyond to make the Witches even wackier. I was wrong, and was instead greeted by what felt like a story being told on fast-forward. But it was okay, I guess, and anyway this is not a review for the Madoka manga. So, some years later, I would get Volume 1 of the Homura Tamura 4-koma parody and Volume 1 of Kazumi Magica.
I didn't really know what to expect of this manga other than that the character designs as seen on the front cover appealed to me in vulgar ways already mentioned above. The plot description seemed quite different from the tragedy of the parent series, and so I was curious to see just how this turned out. Frankly, it's not very much like Madoka at all, and probably should have been called its own thing, if not for the fact that it borrows superficially from Madoka lore. Tonally, this subseries is somewhat unique (well, I haven't read Oriko or anything yet), and thus appears as less of a ripoff than the not-related-to-Madoka-at-all Yuki Yuna series which sought to do to Madoka what RahXephon did to Evangelion over a decade earlier. There is a feeling that the executives behind the Madoka franchise genuinely wanted to create something new, in spite of the tendency to shit out soulless husks of spin-offs to suck money out of the veins of rampant consumerist otaku (I sound over-critical, but I spent thousands of dollars on PVC anime figures so I'm one of the bad ones myself!).
The premise is that Kazumi awakens in a suitcase, amnesiac, and involved in a plot to bomb a shopping center after an enemy magical-girl swapped the Kazumi-suitcase with a bomb-suitcase to seemingly fool a would-be terrorist. This has nothing to do with anything, aside from introducing Kazumi and leading us to our first Witch battle. Strangely, we see a human transform into a Witch, which I don't remember really happening in the main series (a magical-girl turns into a Witch, but otherwise Witches are spawned from negative emotion). This Witch is a not-particularly-creative mantis-woman, but the issue of weak Witch design is rectified in the other two chapters, which try to better emulate InuCurry (even if the second Witch looks like a scrapped full-moon Shadow boss from Persona 3 and the third looks like it could be a basic enemy in the same game). None of the Witches actually seem to have barriers, despite the girls saying so, but maybe this is just a fault of the illustrator. The Witches are stated to be different from common Witches, but it is unclear just how so, as too many aesthetic changes might confuse a reader more familiar with SHAFT's original anime and the recent MagiReco spin-off. We do know these Witches were probably made by an enemy magical-girl (whom we encounter near the end of the volume) but this seems to be just one more thing to be explained later (like the cliffhanger showing the silhouette of a new Incubator).
This manga began in 2011, so it's maybe unfair to compare it to the MagiReco anime, but both series feature a similar flaw of introducing too many characters at once. In the first chapter, we get that Kazumi has amnesia but apparently knows Umika and Kaoru from her past. In the second chapter, we see that all three were/are a magical-girl cell working in tandem to battle Witches. In the third chapter, we get four more magical-girl heroines not previously mentioned, and barely any pages dedicated to making us care about them at all (this is a flaw in the MagiReco anime, with its attempt to adapt a gotta-catch-'em-all mobile gacha game, hence my earlier comparison). There are, however, four more volumes for the Kazumi manga, and I'm just about to order them all online, so hopefully the characters get better fleshed out. My main concern is that the four later girls aren't as cute as the initial three, but I guess the most important thing is that the protagonist, Kazumi herself, is just exquisitely lewd. I flipped through the book again a moment ago to make sure there were no explicit visible cues discerning a Witch barrier before making such a point above, and I saw Kazumi's itty bitty boobers squashed together again, and it was just nice. I think I blacked out for a second, but this could also be because I'm alternately drinking some nigori and some rice-vodka because I'm the type of dork who buys Japanese alcohol to drink before reading dumb cashgrab manga spin-offs of "important" anime.
I almost forgot to mention the scene where Kazumi begins transforming while flipping over a Witch's head and you can see the outline of her lady bits. It's on page 41. Not that that's important, but the page wasn't numbered so I had to count from the nearest numbered page (34) and to excuse my effort I felt like sharing.