Upright Thinkers by Leonard Moldinow is in part, an attempt to explain the history of science to his father, a holocaust survivor with a 7th grade education (see page 1).
Moldinow is particularly good at explaining science in a way that is fun and engaging.
He's essentially writing to his beloved father. He's making it so his dad could get it. Not in a condescending way. Not at all. Moldinow's writing is smart and he clearly relates to his audience as if we're smart too. But just perhaps lacking the rich education a professional scientist gets as part of their training.
So that's what this book is. He's making the world of science accessible to an ordinary audience. And it's a wonderful thing.
The book begins with a story of Moldinow's father in a Nazi concentration camp. Apparently his father was approached by a fellow inmate, an accomplished mathematician, and given a mathematical riddle to solve.
Moldinow's father labored over the riddle for days but couldn't solve it. He finally resorted to bribing the mathematician for the answer with a crust of bread (a days food ration).
The mathematician accepted the food (a total dick move) in exchange for the answer to the riddle (which incidentally was Pi).
Considering that Moldinow's father was quite literally starving to death, the willingness to trade food for knowledge speaks volumes about what actually motivates us humans.
The anecdote also foreshadows the subtext of the book. That great scientists can be total dicks, or at least eccentric and ballsy enough to ask questions that others just don't or simply won't.
Upright Thinkers tracks the history of science, reaching all the way back to our pre human ancestry.
After we meet Aristotle in Ancient Greece, the story subdivides into brief histories of early physics, chemistry, biology and quantum mechanics.
The story of each sub-field is told via biographical vignettes of some of the more prominent characters who contributed to each sub-field.
Incidentally, they tend to be total dicks (with some notable exceptions).
Moldinow puts it nicely when he says "we tend to shun people who do not blend well with others. But it is those who are different who often see what others do not".
And that's pretty much what the book is about. It's the story of science, and the eccentric, oftentimes course people who advanced it.
Physics:
Moldinow breezes through the history of physics, from Pythagoras to Aristotle, Copernicus And the to the set up with Galileo, and finally to the spike with Isaac Newton (who was a total dick).
Newton was a total outcast nerd, and a total dick to boot. He worked almost exclusively in solitude. Apparently he had invented the calculus and it was just sitting in his papers. One day one of his bros, sir Edmond Haley (of Haley's comet fame) asked him about a problem he was having understanding the orbit of planets, and Newton said oh yeah, I already solved that one, it's in my desk somewhere, I'll have to dig it up.
And like four months later Haley gets a letter in the mail, and not only did it explain the orbit of planets in perfect mathematical detail, but it was an entirely new form of mathematics that could be used to understand motion and change more generally i.e. a little piece of intellectual property called the Calculus (you may have heard of it).
So Haley shits his pants and says hey Newton, can I publish this? And Newton shot back that he needed to make a few corrections, and the result was the three volume Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica (Latin for "Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy") or simply The Principia for short.
The Principia states Newton's laws of motion, forming the foundation of classical mechanics, also Newton's law of universal gravitation, and a derivation of Kepler's laws of planetary motion.
Basically, The Principia rocked the scientific establishment from the basement to the attic.
Pincipia was so fucking good that Newton's bitter (and I mean BITTER) arch rival Robert Hooke called it "the most important discovery in nature since the world's creation".
That's like Fox News admitting that Barak Obama was the single greatest man in human history.
That's how utterly overwhelmingly fucking good Principia was.
Newton's laws remained the fundamental organizing principals of physics until Einstein dropped Special Relativity over 250 years later. But more like when Heisenberg dropped his uncertainty principle a little after that. You get the picture. Newton's shit was dominant for like over two and a half centuries.
For those aware of the halflife of most scientific "truths", that is for all intents and proposes an eternity.
Chemistry:
Moldinow begins his history of chemistry with a brief tour of alchemy, then on to Paracelsus (who was a total dick too).
Paracelsus:
Born Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim, was a Swiss German Renaissance doctor, botanist, alchemist, astrologer, and general occultist.
He took the name Para-Celsus because the greatest physician of the time was named Celsus, and Para (meaning "close to" or in this case "better than") Celsus was his way of saying I'm better than Celsus.
Ballsy!
That's like calling your band Better Than Led Zepplin.
That's hella gangster right?
Your shit better be really fucking good if your going to call for the ball like that. And basically, Paracelsus's shit was really fucking good. So the name stuck.
He invented a bunch of rad stuff but his big deal was that he invented Laudanum, a tincture of opium i.e. morphine.
That's right, Paracelsus invented smack (and the Junky in one foul swoop) Or para-smack (in this case para meaning not quite as good but close enough).
Anyway. Laudanum was a HUGE hit (no pun intended) and basically revolutionized pain management (including existential pain management if you catch my drift).
Anyway, Paracelsus was also known as a revolutionary for insisting upon observing nature via experiments and shit rather than just looking to ancient Galenic texts.
This made him a fuck ton of enemies in the conservative establishment and he caught hella shit for his progressive beliefs.
The more push back he got, the more stubborn and independent (dickish) he became. Until his name essentially became synonymous with progressive reform (righteous dickishness).
But Paracelsus wasn't the real father of modern chemistry, another total dick was.
Dmitri Mendeleev:
He was writing a text book on chemistry, and he wanted to make it really really good. So he was trying to figure out how to arrange the chapters.
But that lead to a more fundamental question of how to arrange chemicals in general.
This problem bugged the shit out of him. So he just kept fucking around with the arrangement of the known chemicals of his day, and he pretty much stumbled upon arranging them by atomic weight.
He knew he was on to something, but there were these huge gaps in the matrix that made the whole table look fucked up and wrong.
But he was such a dick that he insisted that these were undiscovered chemical elements. He even predicted what the missing elements would weigh and what they would look like. And he turned out to be right.
Wow!
Some other dude discovered one of the missing elements but it was a different atomic weight than Mendeleev had predicted. So Mendeleev wrote the guy an angry missive demanding that he redo his analysis, so the guy did just to shut Mendeleev up, and Mendeleev turned out to be right.
FUCK!
That's fucking AWESOME right?
The periodic table became the organizing principal of chemistry.
Still is.....
Word!
Biology:
Moldinow somewhat apologetically explains that biology lagged behind the other sciences because:
"for biology to grow [as a science] it had to overcome the natural human tendencies to feel that we are special and that deities and/or magic govern the world".
So true.
As it turns out, the real dicks in this case were not the biologists, but the naysayers e.g. the theologians, clergy and the old school scholars etc.
Anyway.
The obvious Newton or Mendeleev of biology is Charles Darwin. His theory of Evolution via Natural Selection is (like Newtons laws, and Mendeleev's periodic table) the organizing principal of biology (and now, increasingly psychology, which is in my humble opinion, simply a sub-discipline of biology any way).
While Darwin wasn't quite a dick, in fact, he was supposed to be pretty fuckin' cool, he did almost do a total dick thing to this guy Wallis who almost scooped Darwin with the theory. Anyway, they talked it out and Wallis conceded the theory to Darwin and they actually agreed to share the credit and Darwin got all the credit but they were still friends. Not really that dickish.
I guess biologists tend to be pretty nice guys. Apparently biology didn't produce its first authentic total dick till Richard Dawkins, but he's not really mentioned in the book.
Quantum Mechanics:
Okay.
Not everyone in science is a dick or an eccentric.
According to Moldinow, "there are plenty of ordinary people asking ordinary questions, and most of them will do just fine. But the most successful researchers are often the ones who ask the odd questions. For their trouble, they will be considered crazy until the time comes when they're considered geniuses".
Certainly the post classical physics era is defined by these oddball types.
Max Plank and Albert Einstein come to mind. But the book focuses on Niels Bohr (who was much more of an eccentric thinker than a dick).
Bohr:
Discovered the structure of the atom, which turned out to be much weirder than anyone has previously thought, and completely outside of Newtonian conventions.
Based on his discoveries of atomic structure, he reworked Mendeleev's periodic table of elements from ordering by atomic weight to ordering by atomic number. Based on his new system, in the tradition on Mendeleev, Bohr predicted the existence of yet more undiscovered elements, and also discovered that Mendeleev had been wrong about a couple of his calculations of elements.
Bohr got Mendeleev at his own game.
Zing!
In 2015 It's easy to be flip about all of this quantum stuff, but if you think about it. The concepts and mathematics of all of this are extremely difficult to learn, even after it's all been figured out and laid out in a textbook, with an instructor telling you how to do it, not to mention with calculators, computers, and the internet, and YouTube and all of that stuff.
The dudes who discovered this shit did it from scratch, with fucking pencils and paper and some shitty experiments.
It's really astounding.
No wonder pretty much only extreme characters make the cut. That's obviously what it takes to do this kind of work.
Heisenberg:
It's not that Heisenberg had a particularly off center character. But the man conceived of an entirely unintuitive, entirely novel conception of reality. And it turned out to be spot on. Actually true.
Think about that for a second.
If you don't think that's boss, tell me.
What the fuck have you done?
I think my personal greatest invention was the word "lezbro". It is a name for guys who befriend and generally prefer the company of lesbians. Nearly 10 years after it's inception, It has been mentioned on Ellen Degeneres's web sight, and I think you can google it.
Can I prove that I invented the word.
No.
So that's my contribution to society.
Anyway
Heisenberg pretty much discovered a strange, new, complexly alien, sub atomic world.
Using math.
Before he was 30.
Heisenberg's thing was so way the fuck out, that even Einstein was like fuck it. I can't deal with this. And he pretty much never recovered. He basically quit working at the cutting edge of physics from that moment on.
Heisenberg's work transformed Einstein into an old fart.
Like poof!
But Heisenberg's thing was right. It was so right that it blew Newton's thing into the basement.
It was a radical new frontier.
Drop the mic.....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
But more importantly, was Heisenberg a dick?
The answer is, kind of, yes.
He was at least a Nazi tolerator, if not supporter, if not the full blown real deal.
But he rocked a pencil, and the iPhone that I'm writing this on is a direct result of his work.
In Conclusion:
This was an intensely pleasurable summer read. I highly recommend it. And I highly recommend all of Moldinow's other books. There all great fun. You can't go wrong with this guy. Get it. Read it. You'll love it.
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