This sometimes humorous, sometimes serious, but always engaging collection of essays, anecdotes, and keen observational insights on topics like politics and society (It's Time To Stop Calling Them Conservatives; Who Will Police The Police? Ferguson And Police Privilege; Top 5 Reasons Bill O'Reilly Beat The Shit Out Of His Ex-Wife), music (Jack White – Major League Douchebag; Singing Clown, Vince Neil, Cast As Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man In Ghostbusters Reboot) and life (Go Outside, Right Now, and Run Up a Hill; I Recall One Day Lying In Bed; On Taking Risks) and many more, come with a free hug from the writer if you ever get a chance to meet him; except if you're Donald Trump. That guy is awful.
IT'S NOT TOO STEEP TO WHY YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE, RIGHT NOW, AND RUN UP A HILL IT’S TIME TO STOP CALLING THEM CONSERVATIVES CONTENT AND ITS DISCONTENTS (A PHILOSOPHICAL INVESTIGATION) CONTENT AND ITS WHEN DID EVERYTHING GET SO FUCKING LAME? CLEARING THE AIR OF THE STENCH OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY’S BLOATED, ROTTING CORPSE BILL COSBY IS THE WORST KIND OF SOCIOPATH TOP 5 REASONS BILL O’REILLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIS EX WIFE SO YOU’RE ANGRY ABOUT PROTESTERS DESECRATING YOUR PRECIOUS FLAG, HUH? ON TAKING RISKS U2 STAGE SECOND FAILED ATTEMPT TO GIVE AWAY THEIR MUSIC FOR FREE MUSLIMS IN THE WEST MUST ACCEPT WESTERN SATIRE AND HUMOR OR MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE WHY DID THOSE PEOPLE NOT ASK ME TO MOVE AT THE CAFE? JACK WHITE – MAJOR LEAGUE DOUCHEBAG IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, BUT I HAVE FINALLY BEEN BANNED BY PITCHFORK’S FACEBOOK PAGE WHY SHOULD WE HAVE RESPECT FOR RELIGION? 5 REASONS WHY I’M LEAVING NETFLIX SINGING CLOWN, VINCE NEIL, CAST AS STAY-PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN IN GHOSTBUSTERS REBOOT AMERICA’S #1 MOVIE IS THE GLORIFICATION OF A MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH RANKING OF THE HOURS OF SLEEP TO GET IN A NIGHT BETWEEN 1 AND 10 I WAS BEGINNING TO FEEL DEPRESSED WITHOUT REALLY KNOWING WHY, BUT THEN I STARTED LISTENING TO THIS NEW SLEATER-KINNEY RECORD… SLEEPING IN MY CAR OUTSIDE DENVER THAT FIRST DEAD KENNEDYS ALBUM TEETERING ON THE EDGE OF OVERWHELMING/UNDERWHELMING… FUCK BLACK RAMPANT CONSUMERISM IS NOT HEALTHY UNCLE DADDY! WHO WILL POLICE THE POLICE? FERGUSON AND POLICE PRIVILEGE. I’M SICK TO DEATH OF DAVE GROHL OUTRAGE BAIT, INC. – THE INTERNET IS SICK AND DEPRAVED ARE THE CHARTS READY FOR THIS ONE? MARK KOZELEK LASHES OUT AT THE HEAT IN GOLDEN GATE PARK BICYCLE LIBERATION FRONT 21ST CENTURY LIFE IS EXHAUSTING I RECALL ONE DAY LYING IN BED THE BAD HABIT