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First published October 13, 2015
-So what should we do?
-What do you mean?
-Like, knock?
-When you're out in the country you just open the fence and go in.
-I thought that was how you got shot out in the country.
-Look. You can see the house over there. Let's cut through the woods.
-You don't want to stay on the road?
-I'm not a car. I can do what I want.
-I can't be caught.
-You'll be surprised. There's some fast guys on the force.
-I mean, I can't be caught alive.
- How are we going to recruit people?
-You were recruited. So was I.
-Recruited for what? What's the cause?
-It doesn't have words yet.
-We're just getting by.
-That's the center of it. The civil rights to not be looked down on just because of the way we live off the land.
-We don't live off the land.
-We do.
-We break into houses and we steal canned goods.
-Listen, if they cut down all the forests and poisoned all the streams and put up a bunch of ridiculous super-supermarkets - then I don't think it's right to arrest us for living off the land they gave us. People didn't shoplift in the Wild West.
-That's because you would get shot.
-It's because on the way from your house to the store you passed trees with fruits in them and fields with corn and woods with little rabbits and streams with trout.
-You make it sound like a supermarket, too.
-Food used to not come from stores. It used to be something that was around. So if they filled up the land with bullshit they can't say I'm bullshit for saying I live off the land when I help myself to what I find.
come to my blog!—Let’s talk about it. Tell me who you are.
—Why would I do that?
—Because you’re under arrest.
—For what?
—For running.
—I haven’t run yet.
—You’re about to.
—You been coppin’ a long time, huh? You know everything that’s about to happen? You’re some kinda prophecy cop? That would make a good TV show.
—I think they already have a show like that. And if they don’t—they will soon.
—Yeah. There’s nothing new under the sun.
—But if you could control your craziness, wouldn’t it be a good thing? If you could adapt your reality to the situation, you’d be the perfect animal—unstoppable.
—But that’s impossible—controlling your craziness. The whole point of craziness is being out of control of your thoughts.
—My mother and father are the King and Queen of America. It’s a secret. Not even I know it—or I’m not supposed to.
... So I ran off. But when we get caught, or however it ends, you all are gonna go to jail, but I’m gonna be taken back to the White House—
—Caesars Palace. Or Trump Tower. The King and Queen of America would live somewhere fancier than the White House.
Sleep when you’re so tired you collapse. Eat when you’re so hungry you attack. Die when you’re dead.